# Answers Only Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [June 22, 2020, 9:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065 "2020-06-22T21:18:38Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 139
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2023, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/2763 "2023-01-19T04:15:50Z")
It’s because the toilet is backed up. ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2023, 6:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/2764 "2023-01-19T06:55:59Z")
I prefer the lid down. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2023, 8:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/2765 "2023-01-19T20:22:06Z")
Oh, _shit_. Can we? I’d sure like to. ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2023, 2:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/2766 "2023-01-20T14:58:01Z")
_Rather!_ 🧐 ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2023, 3:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/2767 "2023-01-20T15:01:55Z")
Over there, to the left. _There!_ ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2023, 3:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/2768 "2023-01-20T15:46:09Z")
No…no…it’s still not quite straight. Just a skosh to the right. ---
**Author:** ![Ignatz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/3be4f8/32.png) [@Ignatz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ignatz)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2023, 4:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/2769 "2023-01-21T16:29:30Z")
They moved the commode! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2023, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/2770 "2023-01-21T20:19:22Z")
Absolutely. Do it! ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2023, 9:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/2771 "2023-01-22T21:32:06Z")
I’ll tell him you’re here ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2023, 6:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/2772 "2023-01-25T18:34:05Z")
Hell, yes. We gotta get outta here! ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2023, 9:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/2773 "2023-01-25T21:45:16Z")
Because you never gave a damn about anything. ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2023, 5:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/2774 "2023-01-26T05:12:28Z")
Don’t call me a sociopath. ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2023, 10:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/2775 "2023-01-27T22:27:05Z")
The only things I’ve got going for me are: charm, brains, money, and good looks. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2023, 3:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/2776 "2023-02-04T03:48:46Z")
That way. No, goddammit, _there!_ ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2023, 2:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/2777 "2023-02-04T14:21:39Z")
12,880 of them so far. ---
**Author:** ![SCAdian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scadian/32/3292_2.png) [@SCAdian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCAdian)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2023, 2:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/2778 "2023-02-09T02:22:20Z")
Personally, I think your next task should be to evolve into an intelligent life form. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2023, 3:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/2779 "2023-02-09T03:50:56Z")
I dunno, maybe two more flights. ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2023, 2:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/2780 "2023-02-09T14:11:46Z")
It’s called the ‘Golden Year of Hollywood’ because you had multiple classic movies like: _The Wizard of Oz, Of Mice And Men, Mr. Smith Goes to Washington, and Gone With the Wind_ all released the same year. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2023, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/2781 "2023-02-09T17:56:01Z")
There it is. Thank God! ---
**Author:** ![SCAdian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scadian/32/3292_2.png) [@SCAdian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCAdian)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2023, 2:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/2782 "2023-03-08T02:29:42Z")
Pretty sure I have one around here somewhere… [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065.md?page=138) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065.md?page=140)