# Answers Only Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [June 22, 2020, 9:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065 "2020-06-22T21:18:38Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 16
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2020, 3:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/301 "2020-08-08T03:36:03Z")
Headquarters said we’re a “Go.” ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2020, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/302 "2020-08-09T18:35:49Z")
Sure, as long as you can pay me back by Friday. ---
**Author:** ![SCAdian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scadian/32/3292_2.png) [@SCAdian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCAdian)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2020, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/303 "2020-08-09T19:01:43Z")
Not until you finish your homework. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2020, 1:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/304 "2020-08-10T01:25:46Z")
That’s what this hearing will decide. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2020, 4:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/305 "2020-08-10T16:29:49Z")
Not bloody likely, mate. ---
**Author:** ![SCAdian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scadian/32/3292_2.png) [@SCAdian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCAdian)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2020, 4:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/306 "2020-08-10T16:38:36Z")
I’ll have to ask the girls if they want lunch first. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2020, 7:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/307 "2020-08-12T19:51:01Z")
Yeah, sure, if monkeys fly out of my butt. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2020, 7:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/308 "2020-08-12T19:54:59Z")
Meatloaf and mashed potatoes. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2020, 4:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/309 "2020-08-14T04:08:08Z")
Both Lafayette and Hamilton, but of course Lafayette returned to France at the end of the war. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2020, 4:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/310 "2020-08-14T04:25:17Z")
Do this one in the key of A. Good country key. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2020, 7:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/311 "2020-08-14T19:10:31Z")
I remember all too well. ---
**Author:** ![SCAdian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scadian/32/3292_2.png) [@SCAdian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCAdian)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2020, 10:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/312 "2020-08-14T22:47:39Z")
No, she didn’t mention them. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2020, 11:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/313 "2020-08-14T23:00:29Z")
It’ll be ready in a few minutes. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2020, 4:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/314 "2020-08-15T04:36:30Z")
Just a minute, please, ma’am. He’ll be right with you. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2020, 7:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/315 "2020-08-16T19:05:48Z")
Those are in Aisle 3, about halfway down, and on your right. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2020, 3:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/316 "2020-08-17T15:12:34Z")
Weren’t you listening the first time? ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2020, 8:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/317 "2020-08-17T20:56:51Z")
I told him, but it’ll be up to him as to when he gets back to you. ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2020, 9:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/318 "2020-08-17T21:15:02Z")
Go four blocks down and turn left at the gas station. Wait, it’s not a gas station anymore, it’s a liquor store. And be sure you turn left just before it, because the street on the other side is a dead end. Go down that street out of town and then about a mile or so until you see the white barn, then count three more dirt roads and turn right on the fourth one. Take that road to the second paved road, that’s state highway 114. Turn left on that and it goes straight to the Turnpike. Oh, you wanted I-94? Let’s start again. Go for blocks down and turn RIGHT at the gas station. . . ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2020, 2:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/319 "2020-08-18T14:07:37Z")
You’re not going to wear _that_, are you? ---
**Author:** ![SCAdian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scadian/32/3292_2.png) [@SCAdian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCAdian)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2020, 10:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/320 "2020-08-19T10:56:09Z")
Black and bitter, of course – the way the gods meant coffee to be drunk. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065.md?page=15) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065.md?page=17)