# Answers Only Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [June 22, 2020, 9:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065 "2020-06-22T21:18:38Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 18
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2020, 2:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/341 "2020-08-31T14:03:59Z")
Ah! It’s been on order, sir, for two weeks. I was expecting it this morning. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2020, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/342 "2020-08-31T18:45:17Z")
No, that part is pretty much shot. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2020, 2:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/343 "2020-09-01T14:00:17Z")
Normally, sir, yes. Today the van broke down. ---
**Author:** ![elfkin477](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a9a28c/32.png) [@elfkin477](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elfkin477)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2020, 12:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/344 "2020-09-02T00:26:10Z")
I find that it hurts less if I don’t watch while they do it. ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2020, 2:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/345 "2020-09-02T02:55:37Z")
If it’s not on the shelf, then we’re sold out of it. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2020, 3:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/346 "2020-09-02T03:35:26Z")
Give him a minute; he’s in the can! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2020, 1:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/347 "2020-09-02T13:25:38Z")
Sorry. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2020, 2:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/348 "2020-09-03T02:14:08Z")
Relax, I’ve got it right here. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2020, 1:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/349 "2020-09-03T13:49:42Z")
Ah! We have Camembert, yes, sir. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2020, 10:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/350 "2020-09-03T22:03:45Z")
Look in the pantry; I know I got some the last time I went shopping. ---
**Author:** ![Kyrie\_Eleison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kyrie_eleison/32/7682_2.png) [@Kyrie\_Eleison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kyrie_Eleison)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2020, 10:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/351 "2020-09-03T22:08:07Z")
Just four colors. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2020, 2:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/352 "2020-09-04T14:17:44Z")
I… think it’s a bit runnier than you like it, sir. ---
**Author:** ![elfkin477](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a9a28c/32.png) [@elfkin477](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elfkin477)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2020, 12:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/353 "2020-09-05T00:56:03Z")
I finally brought a flashlight into the cellar and I found the missing box of paper towels under some drawers that belong to a dresser I plan to give away. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2020, 1:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/354 "2020-09-05T01:31:15Z")
Just coffee, thanks. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2020, 3:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/355 "2020-09-06T03:24:31Z")
The cat’s eaten it. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2020, 1:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/356 "2020-09-07T01:38:42Z")
The cat’s barfing it back up. I’ll get a rag. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2020, 4:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/357 "2020-09-07T16:54:21Z")
She, sir. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2020, 11:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/358 "2020-09-07T23:02:34Z")
About 5:30, our time. They’re playing in New York tonight. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2020, 1:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/359 "2020-09-08T13:38:45Z")
Of course, sir. It’s a cheese shop, sir. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2020, 7:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/360 "2020-09-12T07:25:27Z")
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