# Answers Only Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [June 22, 2020, 9:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065 "2020-06-22T21:18:38Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![PlaceboTarget](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/placebotarget/32/1073_2.png) [@PlaceboTarget](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlaceboTarget)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2020, 7:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/21 "2020-06-23T07:37:34Z")
No, there was nothing around before the Big Bang. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2020, 9:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/22 "2020-06-23T09:18:56Z")
Sure! Gin and tonic, please. ---
**Author:** ![PlaceboTarget](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/placebotarget/32/1073_2.png) [@PlaceboTarget](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlaceboTarget)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2020, 10:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/23 "2020-06-23T10:07:02Z")
I’m with him. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2020, 11:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/24 "2020-06-23T11:35:01Z")
No problem. Head east on Third Avenue to Elm Street. Hang a left and go up a couple of blocks to Fifth Avenue. The place you want will be on the right-hand side, at Fifth and Elm. ---
**Author:** ![PlaceboTarget](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/placebotarget/32/1073_2.png) [@PlaceboTarget](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlaceboTarget)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2020, 12:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/25 "2020-06-23T12:25:33Z")
You will have to go to Puerto Rico to see it with your own eyes, sir. You may want to start your search in the town of Canóvanas, The creature in this picture kind of looks like it but I’m not sure. Where’s the spines? There should be a row of spines going from the neck of the beast to the tip of its tail. I’m afraid I will have to go with you. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2020, 1:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/26 "2020-06-23T13:54:48Z")
Only on alternate Tuesdays. ---
**Author:** ![LegendHasit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/legendhasit/32/8246_2.png) [@LegendHasit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LegendHasit)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2020, 6:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/27 "2020-06-23T18:52:28Z")
because it would go sideways otherwise. ---
**Author:** ![PlaceboTarget](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/placebotarget/32/1073_2.png) [@PlaceboTarget](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlaceboTarget)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2020, 6:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/28 "2020-06-23T18:55:30Z")
You should hire me because my experience is almost perfectly aligned with the requirements you asked for in your job listing. 😁 ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2020, 10:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/29 "2020-06-23T22:11:49Z")
Because I said so! ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2020, 2:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/30 "2020-06-24T02:31:36Z")
Cream and sugar, please. ---
**Author:** ![PlaceboTarget](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/placebotarget/32/1073_2.png) [@PlaceboTarget](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlaceboTarget)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2020, 2:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/31 "2020-06-24T02:52:50Z")
That doesn’t mean what you think it means. ---
**Author:** ![Snowboarder\_Bo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snowboarder_bo/32/229_2.png) [@Snowboarder\_Bo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snowboarder_Bo)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2020, 2:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/32 "2020-06-24T02:54:56Z")
42 (wow this 5 character minimum kinda blows) ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2020, 3:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/33 "2020-06-24T03:23:03Z")
I make a living. ---
**Author:** ![PlaceboTarget](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/placebotarget/32/1073_2.png) [@PlaceboTarget](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlaceboTarget)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2020, 3:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/34 "2020-06-24T03:33:18Z")
No, I don’t see what you mean. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2020, 3:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/35 "2020-06-24T03:39:31Z")
About 15 mpg in the city; 21 or so on the highway. ---
**Author:** ![PlaceboTarget](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/placebotarget/32/1073_2.png) [@PlaceboTarget](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlaceboTarget)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2020, 3:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/36 "2020-06-24T03:43:18Z")
You ask that question one more time and you’re going straight to the principal. ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2020, 7:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/37 "2020-06-24T07:22:38Z")
Oh, short answer, “yes” with an “if.” Long answer, “no” with a “but.” ---
**Author:** ![PlaceboTarget](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/placebotarget/32/1073_2.png) [@PlaceboTarget](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlaceboTarget)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2020, 7:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/38 "2020-06-24T07:31:05Z")
Sometimes you just have to accept things and move on. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2020, 9:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/39 "2020-06-24T09:08:19Z")
Ah, those are in aisle 3. ---
**Author:** ![PlaceboTarget](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/placebotarget/32/1073_2.png) [@PlaceboTarget](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlaceboTarget)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2020, 9:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/40 "2020-06-24T09:16:53Z")
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