# Answers Only Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [June 22, 2020, 9:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065 "2020-06-22T21:18:38Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 21
**Author:** ![CairoCarol](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cairocarol/32/3825_2.png) [@CairoCarol](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CairoCarol)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2020, 7:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/401 "2020-10-01T07:51:21Z")
Bill left town that night, and no one has ever seen Jeannette again. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2020, 8:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/402 "2020-10-01T08:31:48Z")
Well, the neighbors said they last saw her maybe about eight o’clock, coming back from the corner store. ---
**Author:** ![CairoCarol](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cairocarol/32/3825_2.png) [@CairoCarol](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CairoCarol)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2020, 8:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/403 "2020-10-01T08:38:43Z")
I heard she had to use her waitressing tips to buy him booze, otherwise he’d slap her around. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2020, 8:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/404 "2020-10-01T08:56:30Z")
Oh yeah. She took to wearing dark glasses, even on cloudy days. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2020, 1:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/405 "2020-10-01T13:45:27Z")
Do I look like I even care? _Do I?_ ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2020, 2:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/406 "2020-10-01T14:44:59Z")
Only one of us REALLY knows what happened that dreadful night. ---
**Author:** ![CairoCarol](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cairocarol/32/3825_2.png) [@CairoCarol](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CairoCarol)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2020, 3:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/407 "2020-10-01T15:13:55Z")
You want me to talk about it, you’re gonna have to cough up some dough. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2020, 5:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/408 "2020-10-01T17:29:52Z")
I got there a few minutes early and had to wait. ---
**Author:** ![CairoCarol](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cairocarol/32/3825_2.png) [@CairoCarol](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CairoCarol)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2020, 7:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/409 "2020-10-01T19:05:21Z")
I went in late that day, which is why I missed all the excitement. ---
**Author:** ![MissTake](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/misstake/32/3189_2.png) [@MissTake](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MissTake)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2020, 10:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/410 "2020-10-01T22:44:06Z")
This is not my circus, not my monkeys. ---
**Author:** ![CairoCarol](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cairocarol/32/3825_2.png) [@CairoCarol](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CairoCarol)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2020, 11:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/411 "2020-10-01T23:10:37Z")
Well, yeah, I mean … that IS my monkey, but I had no idea the Professor had messed with his genetic code like that. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2020, 7:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/412 "2020-10-02T07:41:37Z")
Oh sure, I’ve been there five times already, and could easily return. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2020, 8:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/413 "2020-10-02T08:02:28Z")
No, I think I’ll give it a pass this time. ---
**Author:** ![CairoCarol](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cairocarol/32/3825_2.png) [@CairoCarol](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CairoCarol)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2020, 10:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/414 "2020-10-02T10:18:06Z")
Surely you understand why I couldn’t attend their wedding, given the way he treated me after Gerard died. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2020, 10:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/415 "2020-10-02T10:33:05Z")
Oh, about 450 miles as the crow flies, but much more driving. ---
**Author:** ![CairoCarol](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cairocarol/32/3825_2.png) [@CairoCarol](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CairoCarol)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2020, 4:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/416 "2020-10-02T16:57:13Z")
Because there was no place else to spend the night, that’s why. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2020, 5:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/417 "2020-10-02T17:46:04Z")
Oh, I used to know that, but now I’ve forgotten. ---
**Author:** ![CairoCarol](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cairocarol/32/3825_2.png) [@CairoCarol](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CairoCarol)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2020, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/418 "2020-10-02T20:02:43Z")
That only makes sense if she’s telling the truth, but I have proof she’s lying. ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2020, 8:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/419 "2020-10-02T20:23:12Z")
Okay, so it was me…and I suppose yours smell like roses. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2020, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/420 "2020-10-03T05:40:15Z")
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