# Answers Only Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [June 22, 2020, 9:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065 "2020-06-22T21:18:38Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 22
**Author:** ![MissTake](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/misstake/32/3189_2.png) [@MissTake](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MissTake)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2020, 12:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/421 "2020-10-03T12:30:26Z")
No, I cannot hem your pants. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2020, 2:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/422 "2020-10-03T14:42:01Z")
I had to look it up, but I think I got it right. ---
**Author:** ![CairoCarol](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cairocarol/32/3825_2.png) [@CairoCarol](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CairoCarol)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2020, 3:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/423 "2020-10-03T15:37:29Z")
They didn’t notice that the jewelry was missing until March 17th. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2020, 5:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/424 "2020-10-04T05:34:04Z")
He was on chemo for 11 months, before he passed. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2020, 6:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/425 "2020-10-04T18:46:36Z")
That’ll happen on the 21st. ---
**Author:** ![CairoCarol](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cairocarol/32/3825_2.png) [@CairoCarol](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CairoCarol)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2020, 6:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/426 "2020-10-04T18:48:24Z")
My great plan will be announced in two weeks. ---
**Author:** ![MissTake](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/misstake/32/3189_2.png) [@MissTake](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MissTake)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2020, 7:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/427 "2020-10-04T19:10:54Z")
No, feline, I will not share my lunch. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2020, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/428 "2020-10-04T20:18:55Z")
I ate all of it, right out of the can. ---
**Author:** ![CairoCarol](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cairocarol/32/3825_2.png) [@CairoCarol](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CairoCarol)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2020, 11:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/429 "2020-10-05T11:48:18Z")
Yes, I did know about his shellfish allergy when I made the bisque. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2020, 5:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/430 "2020-10-05T17:31:50Z")
I really like the rainbow one the best, and I don’t give a damn who else likes it. ---
**Author:** ![CairoCarol](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cairocarol/32/3825_2.png) [@CairoCarol](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CairoCarol)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2020, 10:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/431 "2020-10-05T22:35:28Z")
Because I need the rainbow one to match my new earrings, so I’m not letting anyone else have it. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2020, 3:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/432 "2020-10-06T03:20:42Z")
Don’t ask me, I wasn’t even here when it happened. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2020, 3:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/433 "2020-10-06T03:42:18Z")
He called earlier; said he’d be a little bit late. ---
**Author:** ![CairoCarol](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cairocarol/32/3825_2.png) [@CairoCarol](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CairoCarol)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2020, 6:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/434 "2020-10-06T06:56:04Z")
Okay, but if I’m too sleepy when the time comes you’d better ask somebody else. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2020, 11:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/435 "2020-10-06T11:10:06Z")
We used to decorate our bicycles, then ride them in the parade. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2020, 3:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/436 "2020-10-06T15:25:44Z")
I think I’ll just wait for my lawyer to arrive before I answer that, but thanks. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2020, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/437 "2020-10-06T17:57:51Z")
No, we’re currently sold out of that, but can I interest you in some allergy medication? ---
**Author:** ![CairoCarol](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cairocarol/32/3825_2.png) [@CairoCarol](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CairoCarol)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2020, 6:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/438 "2020-10-06T18:03:18Z")
He’s got an iron-clad alibi for that time - he was on stage at the Parkville Theatre, performing the role of Alan Strang in Equus. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2020, 6:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/439 "2020-10-06T18:12:36Z")
No, I ate the second-last one; there was still one left when I took mine. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2020, 6:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/440 "2020-10-06T18:42:30Z")
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