# Answers Only Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [June 22, 2020, 9:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065 "2020-06-22T21:18:38Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 33
**Author:** ![CairoCarol](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cairocarol/32/3825_2.png) [@CairoCarol](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CairoCarol)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2020, 2:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/641 "2020-11-06T02:26:02Z")
It’s embarrassing to admit it, but I wore dirty underwear that day because I was too tired to do laundry. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2020, 2:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/642 "2020-11-06T02:32:51Z")
Jeez, I haven’t seen either of them in 57 years. I doubt they’d even remember me. ---
**Author:** ![CairoCarol](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cairocarol/32/3825_2.png) [@CairoCarol](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CairoCarol)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2020, 2:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/643 "2020-11-06T02:59:22Z")
If I’d thought I could get away with it? Maybe I would have. We’ll never know for sure. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2020, 6:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/644 "2020-11-06T06:56:57Z")
Ask me tomorrow. I’ll know more then. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2020, 2:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/645 "2020-11-06T14:56:53Z")
I’m listening to it right now. I’ll let you know when it’s over. ---
**Author:** ![CairoCarol](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cairocarol/32/3825_2.png) [@CairoCarol](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CairoCarol)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2020, 7:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/646 "2020-11-06T19:13:06Z")
It’s nothing, really. No need for you to look in that chest, you won’t find anything. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2020, 8:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/647 "2020-11-06T20:14:09Z")
It’s in the basement, in a pile on top of that old sewing machine. ---
**Author:** ![CairoCarol](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cairocarol/32/3825_2.png) [@CairoCarol](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CairoCarol)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2020, 12:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/648 "2020-11-07T00:32:21Z")
But…my scalp was so unbelievably itchy! ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2020, 1:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/649 "2020-11-07T13:43:53Z")
Yes, I got both the song and the composer this time. ---
**Author:** ![CairoCarol](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cairocarol/32/3825_2.png) [@CairoCarol](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CairoCarol)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2020, 9:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/650 "2020-11-08T21:15:32Z")
That’s strange, because he told _me_ that he was an only child - he never mentioned a sister he’d be splitting the inheritance with. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2020, 10:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/651 "2020-11-08T22:47:06Z")
I have it all made out. I just have to get her Social Security number. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2020, 4:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/652 "2020-11-09T04:27:48Z")
Got it, thanks. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2020, 8:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/653 "2020-11-09T08:51:46Z")
Yes, I got it in the mail just today. I’ll let you know how it turns out. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2020, 8:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/654 "2020-11-09T08:57:35Z")
She’s great. Growing like a weed, and heading off to kindergarten next year. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2020, 1:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/655 "2020-11-09T13:22:31Z")
I don’t know and I don’t care, and I wish you’d stop asking me about it. ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2020, 1:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/656 "2020-11-09T13:27:29Z")
No, first you light it, THEN you run for cover. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2020, 5:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/657 "2020-11-09T17:54:21Z")
Yes, twice. I saw it here with a couple of friends, and also in Paris, of all places. ---
**Author:** ![CairoCarol](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cairocarol/32/3825_2.png) [@CairoCarol](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CairoCarol)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2020, 10:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/658 "2020-11-09T22:23:41Z")
I can’t tell you how the book ends! That would spoil it for you. Just keep reading, you won’t regret it. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2020, 11:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/659 "2020-11-10T11:51:08Z")
I didn’t do anything. It just grew this way. ---
**Author:** ![CairoCarol](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cairocarol/32/3825_2.png) [@CairoCarol](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CairoCarol)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2020, 5:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/660 "2020-11-10T17:12:33Z")
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