# Answers Only Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [June 22, 2020, 9:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065 "2020-06-22T21:18:38Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 36
**Author:** ![CairoCarol](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cairocarol/32/3825_2.png) [@CairoCarol](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CairoCarol)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2020, 6:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/701 "2020-11-17T06:05:10Z")
I think you’d be better off googling “hemorrhoid” than asking _me_ about it. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2020, 6:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/702 "2020-11-17T06:07:18Z")
Ask your mother. ---
**Author:** ![CairoCarol](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cairocarol/32/3825_2.png) [@CairoCarol](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CairoCarol)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2020, 7:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/703 "2020-11-17T07:27:05Z")
It creeps me out a little that you’re asking me about how to get human bloodstains out of a carpet. Despite what you may think, I’ve never needed to know the answer to that before. ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2020, 1:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/704 "2020-11-17T13:31:29Z")
I don’t know what you’re thinking, that stain is definitely ketchup. ---
**Author:** ![SCAdian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scadian/32/3292_2.png) [@SCAdian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCAdian)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2020, 2:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/705 "2020-11-17T14:16:46Z")
Yes, those five shooting trophies are hers. ---
**Author:** ![CairoCarol](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cairocarol/32/3825_2.png) [@CairoCarol](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CairoCarol)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2020, 3:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/706 "2020-11-17T15:58:25Z")
Because ketchup doesn’t look like that when it dries. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2020, 6:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/707 "2020-11-17T18:06:28Z")
Go immediately to the ER. That’s something that can be sewn back on. But _HURRY!_ ---
**Author:** ![CairoCarol](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cairocarol/32/3825_2.png) [@CairoCarol](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CairoCarol)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2020, 6:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/708 "2020-11-17T18:51:45Z")
Er, no, it wasn’t his finger. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2020, 7:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/709 "2020-11-17T19:46:05Z")
YOU tell ME, what do you think it was? ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2020, 8:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/710 "2020-11-17T20:04:12Z")
Don’t ask me. I’m just repeating what I was told. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2020, 5:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/711 "2020-11-18T05:10:49Z")
Unless you provide contrary information, I’m going with the original narrative. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2020, 3:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/712 "2020-11-18T15:53:15Z")
No. Your lawsuit is obviously based on little more than than unfounded allegations and self-indulgent whining. Case dismissed. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2020, 5:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/713 "2020-11-18T17:23:40Z")
I really didn’t think anyone would ever bring that up. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2020, 9:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/714 "2020-11-18T21:19:23Z")
You just reminded me. I do recall having one of those, years ago. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2020, 3:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/715 "2020-11-19T03:59:01Z")
I thought parts of it were interesting, but they really didn’t cover anything I didn’t already know. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2020, 4:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/716 "2020-11-19T04:09:48Z")
Yes, I made the appointment for ten o’clock Thursday. ---
**Author:** ![CairoCarol](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cairocarol/32/3825_2.png) [@CairoCarol](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CairoCarol)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2020, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/717 "2020-11-19T04:15:19Z")
Um, the stuff stuck to that axe blade is not dirt. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2020, 7:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/718 "2020-11-19T07:32:52Z")
Look, the weather isn’t cooperating! How the hell can I rake the yard when it’s covered in snow? ---
**Author:** ![CairoCarol](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cairocarol/32/3825_2.png) [@CairoCarol](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CairoCarol)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2020, 7:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/719 "2020-11-19T07:35:30Z")
It’s not that hard! If you’d just read the instruction manual and follow what it says you’d be fine. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2020, 8:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/720 "2020-11-19T08:40:51Z")
You have to remove the top layer first, then gradually work your way through to the other side. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065.md?page=35) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065.md?page=37)