# Answers Only Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [June 22, 2020, 9:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065 "2020-06-22T21:18:38Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 40
**Author:** ![CairoCarol](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cairocarol/32/3825_2.png) [@CairoCarol](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CairoCarol)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2020, 8:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/781 "2020-11-28T20:53:33Z")
She has some embarrassing personal habits I’d rather not discuss. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2020, 3:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/782 "2020-11-29T03:00:01Z")
It usually takes about 3 hours, depending upon whether I get any help from the cat. ---
**Author:** ![CairoCarol](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cairocarol/32/3825_2.png) [@CairoCarol](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CairoCarol)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2020, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/783 "2020-11-29T04:16:16Z")
She got a “C-minus” on her paper about Jacques Derrida. Personally I thought it was brilliant, but I guess the professor didn’t appreciate her sarcastic approach. ---
**Author:** ![SCAdian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scadian/32/3292_2.png) [@SCAdian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCAdian)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2020, 5:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/784 "2020-11-29T05:00:01Z")
He didn’t believe me when I said the cat peed on my homework. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2020, 5:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/785 "2020-11-29T05:16:15Z")
Yes, I spoke with him. It won’t be ready until Thursday. ---
**Author:** ![CairoCarol](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cairocarol/32/3825_2.png) [@CairoCarol](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CairoCarol)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2020, 5:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/786 "2020-11-29T05:31:20Z")
For some unexplained reason, the cat pee smell was very faint. I think that’s the reason for his doubt. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2020, 10:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/787 "2020-11-29T10:13:06Z")
Oh, that was the day I thought the cat had peed on the kitchen floor, but it didn’t smell, and turned out to be a leak in the refrigerator. ---
**Author:** ![MissTake](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/misstake/32/3189_2.png) [@MissTake](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MissTake)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2020, 4:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/788 "2020-11-29T16:53:29Z")
Of course he wants a brain cactus. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2020, 10:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/789 "2020-11-29T22:19:44Z")
Yes. See to it, if you please, Commander. ---
**Author:** ![CairoCarol](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cairocarol/32/3825_2.png) [@CairoCarol](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CairoCarol)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2020, 12:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/790 "2020-11-30T00:30:25Z")
I found it under his bed, coated with dust. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2020, 3:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/791 "2020-11-30T03:28:41Z")
I’m always finding them under the sofa, mostly the white ones. I honestly don’t know where the black ones disappear to. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2020, 5:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/792 "2020-11-30T05:24:40Z")
Maybe, but could you be more specific? ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2020, 12:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/793 "2020-11-30T12:51:42Z")
No, I hadn’t realized that they could be kept as pets. ---
**Author:** ![CairoCarol](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cairocarol/32/3825_2.png) [@CairoCarol](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CairoCarol)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2020, 5:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/794 "2020-11-30T17:04:31Z")
Yes of course, it was the first place we thought to look. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2020, 7:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/795 "2020-11-30T19:14:15Z")
Yes, it’s about to begin momentarily. I guess I’m as ready for it as I can be, under the circumstances. ---
**Author:** ![CairoCarol](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cairocarol/32/3825_2.png) [@CairoCarol](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CairoCarol)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2020, 7:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/796 "2020-11-30T19:17:32Z")
It was extremely painful; I almost passed out. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2020, 7:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/797 "2020-11-30T19:22:11Z")
I hate answering personal questions in a text. Call me if you really need to know. ---
**Author:** ![MissTake](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/misstake/32/3189_2.png) [@MissTake](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MissTake)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2020, 7:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/798 "2020-11-30T19:49:22Z")
I wouldn’t know, I’ve never been called for jury duty. _knocks on wood_ ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2020, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/799 "2020-11-30T21:20:06Z")
Yeah, I thought about getting one, if I can get a good price online. If it works out I may get one or two more. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2020, 10:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/800 "2020-11-30T22:13:06Z")
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