# Answers Only Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [June 22, 2020, 9:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065 "2020-06-22T21:18:38Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 41
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2020, 10:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/801 "2020-11-30T22:40:58Z")
No, it’s not the reason your butt looks fat. ---
**Author:** ![CairoCarol](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cairocarol/32/3825_2.png) [@CairoCarol](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CairoCarol)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2020, 10:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/802 "2020-11-30T22:59:19Z")
He left town without telling anyone, and the bank account was totally cleaned out. ---
**Author:** ![SCAdian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scadian/32/3292_2.png) [@SCAdian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCAdian)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2020, 11:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/803 "2020-11-30T23:04:26Z")
I heard he’s going in for brain surgery. An installation. ---
**Author:** ![CairoCarol](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cairocarol/32/3825_2.png) [@CairoCarol](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CairoCarol)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2020, 1:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/804 "2020-12-01T01:41:01Z")
Sixteen cats and three dogs, last I heard. Supposedly Animal Control came by to monitor the situation, but let it go because apparently they haven’t descended into utter squalor. Yet. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2020, 6:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/805 "2020-12-01T06:23:05Z")
Yes, he’s so tall he can’t even fit on our king-size mattress, except diagonally. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2020, 6:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/806 "2020-12-01T06:31:29Z")
I dunno, but I think Seattle’s got a pretty good shot this year. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2020, 2:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/807 "2020-12-01T14:49:34Z")
Really? You _really_ think so? ---
**Author:** ![CairoCarol](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cairocarol/32/3825_2.png) [@CairoCarol](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CairoCarol)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2020, 3:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/808 "2020-12-01T15:05:21Z")
They were lovers from about, lemmee see…maybe 2002 to 2007. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2020, 5:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/809 "2020-12-01T17:28:59Z")
Yes, I just heard about it on the radio. It’s funny and also typical of his ilk. ---
**Author:** ![CairoCarol](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cairocarol/32/3825_2.png) [@CairoCarol](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CairoCarol)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2020, 3:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/810 "2020-12-02T03:10:08Z")
No, I didn’t believe it at first, but when they showed me the book with those passages underlined, I knew it had to be true. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2020, 1:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/811 "2020-12-02T13:43:52Z")
Actually, I still haven’t heard from him. If I don’t hear today I’ll have to try to find someone else. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2020, 2:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/812 "2020-12-02T14:40:26Z")
472 Mark 17, steady as she goes, Mr. Bennett. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2020, 10:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/813 "2020-12-02T22:12:50Z")
Yeah, I’m watching it now. That’s some pretty screwed-up stuff right there. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2020, 2:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/814 "2020-12-03T02:04:55Z")
Ok, that bastard’s had enough time to respond to my messages. Time to find a new provider. ---
**Author:** ![CairoCarol](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cairocarol/32/3825_2.png) [@CairoCarol](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CairoCarol)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2020, 3:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/815 "2020-12-03T03:40:23Z")
I did worry that it was unethical, but I was desperate. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2020, 10:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/816 "2020-12-03T10:45:38Z")
Yes, I did get a couple of responses. I’ll contact at least one of them later this morning. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2020, 8:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/817 "2020-12-03T20:39:20Z")
I just checked on her. She’s fast asleep. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2020, 9:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/818 "2020-12-03T21:35:02Z")
No, you just had two of them. If you eat any more you’ll wind up looking like your cousin Fat Edna. And nobody wants that. ---
**Author:** ![CairoCarol](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cairocarol/32/3825_2.png) [@CairoCarol](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CairoCarol)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2020, 10:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/819 "2020-12-03T22:48:10Z")
I’d better contact my attorney before I say any more. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2020, 12:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/820 "2020-12-04T00:58:04Z")
I know his resume says that, but I want to know if it’s _true_. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065.md?page=40) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065.md?page=42)