# Answers Only Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [June 22, 2020, 9:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065 "2020-06-22T21:18:38Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 46
**Author:** ![CairoCarol](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cairocarol/32/3825_2.png) [@CairoCarol](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CairoCarol)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2020, 7:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/901 "2020-12-19T07:18:32Z")
Yes, it WAS embarrassing, but I just couldn’t bring myself to lie about it. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2020, 10:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/902 "2020-12-19T10:19:23Z")
I can still see it from my upstairs office’s side window, but I have no idea what the hell it is. ---
**Author:** ![CairoCarol](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cairocarol/32/3825_2.png) [@CairoCarol](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CairoCarol)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2020, 7:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/903 "2020-12-19T19:42:07Z")
It was FANTASTIC … but then the cat knocked it over. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2020, 9:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/904 "2020-12-19T21:58:33Z")
Yes, I just got it. Of course I had to wipe off all the blood, but now it looks good as new. You’d never know its gruesome past. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2020, 11:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/905 "2020-12-19T23:22:24Z")
Yes, I just made a fresh pot. Help yourself. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2020, 5:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/906 "2020-12-20T05:53:03Z")
Oh, I have to go down to the basement to get some more. Be right back. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2020, 5:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/907 "2020-12-20T05:55:36Z")
I think there’s just enough. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2020, 6:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/908 "2020-12-20T06:03:53Z")
Well, don’t expect me to do them all at once. It’s just so damn tedious. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2020, 6:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/909 "2020-12-20T06:41:34Z")
We’re in the middle of a snowstorm. You can’t expect “30 minutes or free.” Hell, we’ll be lucky to get that pizza at all. ---
**Author:** ![MissTake](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/misstake/32/3189_2.png) [@MissTake](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MissTake)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2020, 4:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/910 "2020-12-20T16:40:27Z")
Just put on the tag “To the grumpy old fart”. He’ll know it’s for him. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2020, 10:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/911 "2020-12-20T22:11:52Z")
I tried doing it that way, with disastrous consequences. Now you should really come over and help clean up the mess. ---
**Author:** ![CairoCarol](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cairocarol/32/3825_2.png) [@CairoCarol](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CairoCarol)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2020, 10:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/912 "2020-12-21T22:04:23Z")
Come at about 2pm, and bring extra cleaning supplies if you have any. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2020, 10:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/913 "2020-12-21T22:07:01Z")
Sorry, we’re all out of that brand. I recommend Acme brand, over in aisle 6, though it tends to explode in your face. ---
**Author:** ![CairoCarol](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cairocarol/32/3825_2.png) [@CairoCarol](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CairoCarol)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2020, 10:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/914 "2020-12-21T22:39:11Z")
It was the worst blind date I’ve ever had. His car smelled kind of weird and he spent the whole evening talking about some girl he had a crush on in high school. ---
**Author:** ![CorpusNeptune](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/corpusneptune/32/17561_2.png) [@CorpusNeptune](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CorpusNeptune)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2020, 10:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/915 "2020-12-21T22:44:10Z")
Oh, yeah, it was terrible. She kept drooling all over her food and had pimples all over her face. Didn’t enjoy myself for one second. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2020, 5:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/916 "2020-12-22T05:33:19Z")
Sorry, I have other plans. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2020, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/917 "2020-12-22T05:40:53Z")
It’s actually an interesting story. You know that John Lennon said, “Life is what happens to you when you’re busy making other plans.” Well, let me tell you … ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2020, 12:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/918 "2020-12-22T12:35:15Z")
Believe it or not, I’ve never done that, not even once. Just never had any desire to. ---
**Author:** ![CairoCarol](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cairocarol/32/3825_2.png) [@CairoCarol](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CairoCarol)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2020, 8:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/919 "2020-12-22T20:34:29Z")
I know it was wrong, but I figured they’d never know if I took just one. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2020, 10:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/920 "2020-12-22T22:46:53Z")
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