# Answers Only Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [June 22, 2020, 9:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065 "2020-06-22T21:18:38Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 47
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2020, 11:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/921 "2020-12-22T23:07:16Z")
I know there’s a way to fix that. I’ll have to look it up. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2020, 5:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/922 "2020-12-23T05:14:00Z")
She is, isn’t she? I’d be glad just to watch her read her shopping list. ---
**Author:** ![Princhester](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/3e96dc/32.png) [@Princhester](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Princhester)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2020, 5:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/923 "2020-12-23T05:25:51Z")
Muesli with yoghurt and milk ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2020, 5:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/924 "2020-12-23T05:35:20Z")
I didn’t think so either, but I dunno, I may have acted rashly. ---
**Author:** ![SCAdian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scadian/32/3292_2.png) [@SCAdian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCAdian)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2020, 5:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/925 "2020-12-23T05:45:01Z")
I had to move it – the dog was trying to get up on the table again. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2020, 3:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/926 "2020-12-23T15:21:31Z")
I had to powderize it and mix it with condensed milk. Otherwise, he’d just pretend to swallow it, then spit it out. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2020, 8:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/927 "2020-12-23T20:01:23Z")
I should have it done today, then I’m taking the next few days off. ---
**Author:** ![MissTake](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/misstake/32/3189_2.png) [@MissTake](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MissTake)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2020, 8:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/928 "2020-12-23T20:31:49Z")
You knew you weren’t going to like the answer we gave. Maybe you shouldn’t have asked it in the first place. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2020, 8:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/929 "2020-12-23T20:51:04Z")
Yes, thanks. Now roll over. ---
**Author:** ![Bill\_Door](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/50afbb/32.png) [@Bill\_Door](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bill_Door)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2020, 8:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/930 "2020-12-23T20:56:09Z")
That’s when the butler stuck his dick in the mashed potatoes. ---
**Author:** ![Princhester](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/3e96dc/32.png) [@Princhester](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Princhester)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2020, 10:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/931 "2020-12-23T22:27:57Z")
Yes I agree they do taste odd. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2020, 10:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/932 "2020-12-23T22:43:34Z")
I distinctly remember telling you never to ask me about that. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2020, 11:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/933 "2020-12-23T23:24:26Z")
I know, right? ---
**Author:** ![CairoCarol](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cairocarol/32/3825_2.png) [@CairoCarol](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CairoCarol)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2020, 12:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/934 "2020-12-24T00:51:13Z")
Yes, yes, I promise I’ll explain the joke to you, but give me a minute to stop laughing first. ---
**Author:** ![Princhester](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/3e96dc/32.png) [@Princhester](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Princhester)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2020, 5:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/935 "2020-12-24T05:09:56Z")
Because, reasons. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2020, 7:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/936 "2020-12-24T07:15:20Z")
> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#): > > I know, right? No, not right. That’s both an answer and a question, and this thread is for answers ONLY. ---
**Author:** ![CairoCarol](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cairocarol/32/3825_2.png) [@CairoCarol](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CairoCarol)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2020, 5:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/937 "2020-12-24T17:27:15Z")
He told me he was going to the grocery store, so I don’t know why they found his car 20 miles in the opposite direction. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2020, 7:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/938 "2020-12-24T19:43:21Z")
I spoke with him yesterday. He’s staying in town for the holidays this year. ---
**Author:** ![CairoCarol](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cairocarol/32/3825_2.png) [@CairoCarol](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CairoCarol)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2020, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/939 "2020-12-24T20:16:00Z")
I ordered it on line, it was less embarrassing that way. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2020, 10:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/940 "2020-12-24T22:10:50Z")
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