# Answers Only Thread

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [June 22, 2020, 9:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065 "2020-06-22T21:18:38Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 50

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**Author:** ![SCAdian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scadian/32/3292_2.png) [@SCAdian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCAdian)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2020, 7:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/981 "2020-12-30T19:54:35Z")

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Down at the other end of the mall, just past the pretzel place.

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**Author:** ![CairoCarol](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cairocarol/32/3825_2.png) [@CairoCarol](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CairoCarol)\
**Post date:** [December 31, 2020, 2:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/982 "2020-12-31T02:12:01Z")

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I don’t think that’s right - I’m pretty sure they moved away after that big scandal.

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**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\
**Post date:** [December 31, 2020, 4:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/983 "2020-12-31T04:42:16Z")

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No, they’ve got two sons and one daughter. After that tragic fire, of course.

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [December 31, 2020, 5:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/984 "2020-12-31T05:18:33Z")

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Not this year, but hopefully next.

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**Author:** ![CairoCarol](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cairocarol/32/3825_2.png) [@CairoCarol](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CairoCarol)\
**Post date:** [December 31, 2020, 5:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/985 "2020-12-31T05:47:46Z")

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Yes, I was accused of the crime, but the evidence showed I was nowhere near the scene when it happened.

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**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\
**Post date:** [December 31, 2020, 12:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/986 "2020-12-31T12:51:51Z")

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Like you, we’re just staying home tonight. Lots to eat and drink, and we’ll watch Anderson Cooper and that other guy.

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [December 31, 2020, 8:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/987 "2020-12-31T20:41:36Z")

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I had to Google him. Apparently, he’s a talk show host of some sort, and he and Cooper have a comedy stage show that toured for a few years.

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**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\
**Post date:** [December 31, 2020, 11:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/988 "2020-12-31T23:26:02Z")

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I just took it at six o’clock. I have to take it every six hours, until I see the doctor next Wednesday.

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [January 2, 2021, 5:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/989 "2021-01-02T05:33:27Z")

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Just a little nutmeg on top, please, if you’ve got it.

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**Author:** ![CairoCarol](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cairocarol/32/3825_2.png) [@CairoCarol](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CairoCarol)\
**Post date:** [January 2, 2021, 6:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/990 "2021-01-02T06:17:26Z")

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No thanks - I appreciate the generous offer, but I’m afraid I’d start losing control if I did that again.

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [January 2, 2021, 7:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/991 "2021-01-02T07:31:34Z")

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Yes, it finally arrived. When they said, “allow four to six weeks for delivery,” they weren’t kidding.

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**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\
**Post date:** [January 2, 2021, 10:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/992 "2021-01-02T10:15:13Z")

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I like it, but I’m not crazy about their choice of flavors. I wish they had a seafood variety, like shrimp or salmon, instead of miso.

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [January 2, 2021, 10:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/993 "2021-01-02T10:55:50Z")

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Toss it in the hamper. It just needs a wash, is all.

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**Author:** ![CairoCarol](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cairocarol/32/3825_2.png) [@CairoCarol](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CairoCarol)\
**Post date:** [January 2, 2021, 1:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/994 "2021-01-02T13:24:06Z")

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Just a misdemeanor, not a felony.

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**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\
**Post date:** [January 2, 2021, 5:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/995 "2021-01-02T17:22:29Z")

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Well, you asked my advice, then didn’t take it. Now you’re asking me to help pick up the pieces. I won’t lie to the police.

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [January 3, 2021, 11:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/996 "2021-01-03T23:27:11Z")

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You’re thinking George Kennedy. George Peppard wasn’t in _Cool Hand Luke_.

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**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\
**Post date:** [January 4, 2021, 12:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/997 "2021-01-04T00:51:56Z")

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No, that was a typo. You know I’d never say such a thing.

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**Author:** ![CairoCarol](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cairocarol/32/3825_2.png) [@CairoCarol](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CairoCarol)\
**Post date:** [January 7, 2021, 11:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/998 "2021-01-07T23:53:29Z")

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I think he’s just alone in his office watching TV. We’re all too afraid to talk to him, so no one is really sure.

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**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\
**Post date:** [January 8, 2021, 2:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/999 "2021-01-08T14:48:39Z")

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Well, I have it trapped in the bathroom with no escape. Nobody wants to open the door, so it’ll just die in there.

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**Author:** ![CairoCarol](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cairocarol/32/3825_2.png) [@CairoCarol](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CairoCarol)\
**Post date:** [January 10, 2021, 6:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/1000 "2021-01-10T18:22:34Z")

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I think that smell is coming from the bathroom.

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