# Answers Only Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [June 22, 2020, 9:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065 "2020-06-22T21:18:38Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 51
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2021, 9:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/1001 "2021-01-10T21:31:35Z")
I don’t know why you’re asking ME, I wasn’t even there when he did it. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2021, 9:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/1002 "2021-01-10T21:41:10Z")
Yesterday. Can you fucking believe it, after all this time? _Yesterday!_ ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2021, 9:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/1003 "2021-01-10T21:47:59Z")
Yeah, I found his obituary online, but I suspect it’s a prank. ---
**Author:** ![CairoCarol](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cairocarol/32/3825_2.png) [@CairoCarol](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CairoCarol)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2021, 12:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/1004 "2021-01-12T00:52:24Z")
Nine more days, that’s all. Just nine more days. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2021, 2:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/1005 "2021-01-12T02:27:40Z")
Yep, I remembered to call him. You’re meeting on Thursday, for lunch. ---
**Author:** ![drad\_dog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/aeb1de/32.png) [@drad\_dog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drad_dog)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2021, 2:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/1006 "2021-01-12T02:38:00Z")
Yeah no ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2021, 5:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/1007 "2021-01-12T05:10:27Z")
I agree, this is going to be an interesting eight days. ---
**Author:** ![CairoCarol](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cairocarol/32/3825_2.png) [@CairoCarol](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CairoCarol)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2021, 5:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/1008 "2021-01-12T05:37:34Z")
Sorry, I already made dinner! But there is enough for two and you are welcome to join me. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2021, 6:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/1009 "2021-01-12T06:42:26Z")
Have to wait until after the commercial. Let it run; I’ve gotta hit the can. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2021, 11:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/1010 "2021-01-12T11:46:32Z")
I don’t know why it’s not accepting my card. Let’s see if I have enough cash on me. ---
**Author:** ![drad\_dog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/aeb1de/32.png) [@drad\_dog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drad_dog)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2021, 6:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/1011 "2021-01-12T18:09:15Z")
It’ll be on me this time, but you may owe me a favor ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2021, 7:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/1012 "2021-01-12T19:36:11Z")
I’m actually happy to do this for you, in spite of the way you’ve been acting since the separation. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2021, 10:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/1013 "2021-01-12T22:09:09Z")
Because it’s a shorter route, and we’ll get there sooner. ---
**Author:** ![CairoCarol](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cairocarol/32/3825_2.png) [@CairoCarol](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CairoCarol)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2021, 4:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/1014 "2021-01-13T04:45:17Z")
I know this is going to sound arrogant, but it’s because I know a helluva lot more about how to do it than you do. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2021, 5:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/1015 "2021-01-13T05:44:04Z")
Oh sorry, I thought you were referring to her sister. No, I never met her. ---
**Author:** ![CairoCarol](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cairocarol/32/3825_2.png) [@CairoCarol](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CairoCarol)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2021, 5:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/1016 "2021-01-13T05:47:44Z")
I can’t believe you’ve forgotten the answer to that question! You met her at Frank and John’s wedding, the one Uncle Matt refused to attend but at least he did send a really nice gift. ---
**Author:** ![Wallaby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/dc4da7/32.png) [@Wallaby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wallaby)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2021, 7:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/1017 "2021-01-13T07:56:07Z")
The red one. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2021, 8:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/1018 "2021-01-13T08:51:30Z")
The one on the left. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2021, 5:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/1019 "2021-01-13T17:15:54Z")
No, the _white_ phone. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2021, 6:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/1020 "2021-01-13T18:23:50Z")
I wish you’d rephrase that question, taking into account to whom you’re asking. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065.md?page=50) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065.md?page=52)