# Answers Only Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [June 22, 2020, 9:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065 "2020-06-22T21:18:38Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 58
**Author:** ![drad\_dog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/aeb1de/32.png) [@drad\_dog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drad_dog)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2021, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/1141 "2021-02-10T19:27:23Z")
Not without whipped cream. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2021, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/1142 "2021-02-10T19:50:44Z")
Just don’t spray it on your hair. ---
**Author:** ![SCAdian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scadian/32/3292_2.png) [@SCAdian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCAdian)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2021, 10:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/1143 "2021-02-10T22:11:40Z")
RGRGR … ZUJ … K Roger Roger. Stand By. Over. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2021, 11:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/1144 "2021-02-10T23:26:02Z")
No, I’m not a cat. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2021, 11:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/1145 "2021-02-10T23:48:37Z")
No, I haven’t heard back from him. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2021, 4:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/1146 "2021-02-11T04:34:47Z")
Actually, they gave me the wrong prescription. They gave me a refill of the med I’ve been using, instead of the new one the doctor had called in. I’ll have to check with them tomorrow. ---
**Author:** ![SCAdian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scadian/32/3292_2.png) [@SCAdian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCAdian)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2021, 6:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/1147 "2021-02-11T18:02:25Z")
That almost sounds reasonable – ask me again tomorrow. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2021, 10:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/1148 "2021-02-11T22:09:31Z")
Well, I finally got it. Not exactly an album of her greatest hits. It’s listenable, but really nothing memorable. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2021, 3:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/1149 "2021-02-12T15:56:37Z")
I am not a cat either, Your Honor. At least, I don’t _think_ so… ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2021, 4:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/1150 "2021-02-12T16:17:55Z")
Ok, then, I want you to itemize all the animals you are not. Then we can figure out exactly what you are. ---
**Author:** ![SCAdian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scadian/32/3292_2.png) [@SCAdian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCAdian)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2021, 4:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/1151 "2021-02-13T04:21:41Z")
I’ll tentatively accept your claim that you are not a cat, but you’ll need to provide a DNA sample so we can make sure. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2021, 6:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/1152 "2021-02-13T06:36:59Z")
Your Honour, there’s only one answer to that question, and that answer is, “Meow.” ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2021, 12:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/1153 "2021-02-13T12:09:50Z")
Your Honour, there’s another answer to that question, and that answer is, “Purr.” ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2021, 8:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/1154 "2021-02-13T20:24:52Z")
No, your honour, at no time did my client hiss. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2021, 8:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/1155 "2021-02-13T20:33:16Z")
Your honour, the reason I’m asking for a recess is to use the litter box and lick my ass. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2021, 3:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/1156 "2021-02-15T03:52:22Z")
Let the record reflect opposing counsel is playing adorably with a ball of yarn. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2021, 6:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/1157 "2021-02-15T06:44:08Z")
Your Honor, let it be known that I’m not a pussy. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2021, 7:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/1158 "2021-02-15T19:35:00Z")
I spoke with him yesterday. He’s out of the hospital, and back home, but it will be a while before he can get back to work. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2021, 9:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/1159 "2021-02-15T21:03:53Z")
Thanks for the invite, but I really don’t swing that way. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2021, 4:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/1160 "2021-02-18T16:50:08Z")
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