# Answers Only Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [June 22, 2020, 9:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065 "2020-06-22T21:18:38Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 60
**Author:** ![CairoCarol](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cairocarol/32/3825_2.png) [@CairoCarol](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CairoCarol)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2021, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/1181 "2021-03-16T21:25:56Z")
I’m not sure what it is, but if I had to guess I’d say the neighbor’s dog ate Jimmy’s toy, and what we’re seeing are the partially digested remains that he threw up. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2021, 11:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/1182 "2021-03-16T23:37:37Z")
Oh god, that was so long ago, I really don’t remember. I do remember that she often sat around the house without her teeth, but beyond that I’d really rather not know. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2021, 1:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/1183 "2021-03-17T01:11:44Z")
I had a look at it. It seemed fine to me. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2021, 1:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/1184 "2021-03-17T01:58:53Z")
Ok, I’ll be there right away. But meanwhile, try to elevate his feet. ---
**Author:** ![SCAdian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scadian/32/3292_2.png) [@SCAdian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCAdian)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2021, 2:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/1185 "2021-03-17T02:04:32Z")
Nobody told me I was supposed to bring it. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2021, 5:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/1186 "2021-03-17T05:20:16Z")
No, you mix the arsenic in first, then the hemlock. The other way around, it could actually explode. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2021, 10:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/1187 "2021-03-18T22:14:42Z")
Check back later. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2021, 12:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/1188 "2021-03-19T00:51:42Z")
We ordered the food at 5:30. It’s now 7:30 and it’s not here yet. I know it’s just sitting in the restaurant waiting for the driver and getting cold. I want to cancel our order. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2021, 5:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/1189 "2021-03-19T17:59:10Z")
Pillage first, _then_ burn. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2021, 2:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/1190 "2021-03-20T02:42:15Z")
At 5:37 a.m., local time. HAPPY SPRING! ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2021, 3:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/1191 "2021-03-21T03:01:44Z")
I did. She will see the vet on Wednesday. ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2021, 4:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/1192 "2021-03-21T04:33:47Z")
Only if you’re naked. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2021, 4:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/1193 "2021-03-21T04:39:30Z")
In that case, we’re all set. Come on over now. But don’t forget what I told you. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2021, 7:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/1194 "2021-03-21T07:51:27Z")
I’m not sure if I can. Too many painful memories. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2021, 3:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/1195 "2021-03-21T15:07:56Z")
No, that’s a really terrible idea. I don’t know how you could even think of such a thing, after what happened last time. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2021, 4:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/1196 "2021-03-25T16:49:11Z")
Do you really want to, honey? Well… OK. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2021, 6:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/1197 "2021-03-25T18:26:41Z")
Well, they still haven’t arrived. After all this time in transit, I’m sure the dry ice has melted away, and they’re unusable. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2021, 2:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/1198 "2021-03-26T14:14:32Z")
Not much. It’s an unworkable idea, in my view. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2021, 3:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/1199 "2021-03-26T15:58:56Z")
You heard me. Take him outside and shoot him. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2021, 9:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/1200 "2021-03-26T21:41:35Z")
Well, the shipment finally arrived, after having been “in transit” for five days. Of course they arrived at room temperature and had to be trashed. Thank you, FedEx. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065.md?page=59) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065.md?page=61)