# Answers Only Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [June 22, 2020, 9:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065 "2020-06-22T21:18:38Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 68
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2021, 3:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/1341 "2021-06-10T15:25:21Z")
No, my husband has another engagement, so I’m going solo. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2021, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/1342 "2021-06-10T15:33:26Z")
Yes, in a chilled glass if you’ve got one, please. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2021, 9:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/1343 "2021-06-10T21:39:11Z")
Oh god, yes! No matter how much I scratch it, it just keeps itching. It’s driving me crazy! ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2021, 10:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/1344 "2021-06-10T22:28:41Z")
Yes, I spoke with them. We’re all good now. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2021, 10:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/1345 "2021-06-10T22:37:06Z")
Yes, this way to see the Prime Minister, ma’am. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2021, 5:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/1346 "2021-06-11T05:10:46Z")
I put it in the closet for you, to keep the cat from getting to it. It’s still there, waiting for you. ---
**Author:** ![Si\_Amigo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/si_amigo/32/2877_2.png) [@Si\_Amigo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Si_Amigo)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2021, 12:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/1347 "2021-06-11T12:14:35Z")
I will gladly pay you Tuesday. ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2021, 1:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/1348 "2021-06-11T13:20:24Z")
No, Wimpy, you are a total deadbeat and I have better things to do with my cash. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2021, 1:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/1349 "2021-06-11T13:43:56Z")
I really don’t know why you’re asking me about it. You know I don’t understand it any better than you do. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2021, 3:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/1350 "2021-06-11T15:36:25Z")
No, sir, I’m sorry, but I have no cheese in this shop at all. Not a bit. But if you come back first thing Monday…? ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2021, 4:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/1351 "2021-06-11T16:08:20Z")
Yes, sir, we have plenty of cheese in this shop. We just don’t have any of THOSE cheeses. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2021, 5:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/1352 "2021-06-11T17:14:12Z")
Of course we have cheese from Israel. Here, for example, are some cheeses of Nazareth. ---
**Author:** ![SCAdian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scadian/32/3292_2.png) [@SCAdian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCAdian)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2021, 6:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/1353 "2021-06-11T18:49:25Z")
Yes, I did in fact almost hit a guy with a baseball bat one day because of his cheesy puns. ---
**Author:** ![MissTake](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/misstake/32/3189_2.png) [@MissTake](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MissTake)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2021, 7:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/1354 "2021-06-11T19:46:35Z")
I once cracked myself in the face with a bat - ended up with a fractured sinus cavity. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2021, 11:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/1355 "2021-06-11T23:13:24Z")
Hey, I’m not the one who ordered his pizza with extra anchovies. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2021, 1:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/1356 "2021-06-12T01:15:10Z")
Yeah, I did okay at the track. I think I’m up five bucks. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2021, 5:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/1357 "2021-06-12T05:33:29Z")
I don’t know. I always forget whether its spelled I-E or E-I. ---
**Author:** ![SCAdian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scadian/32/3292_2.png) [@SCAdian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCAdian)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2021, 8:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/1358 "2021-06-13T20:54:34Z")
Yes, I think a .577 Tyrannosaur is too much gun for you ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2021, 4:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/1359 "2021-06-14T04:28:29Z")
Yes, I kinda like them, and would love to hear his later works. Too bad he died so young. ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2021, 2:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/1360 "2021-06-14T14:23:03Z")
The reason he doesn’t write like Earnest Hemingway is because he _isn’t_ Earnest Hemingway. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065.md?page=67) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065.md?page=69)