# Answers Only Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [June 22, 2020, 9:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065 "2020-06-22T21:18:38Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 72
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2021, 4:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/1421 "2021-07-11T16:56:21Z")
Well, I don’t know. You’d maybe better get a doctor to look at that, huh? ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2021, 8:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/1422 "2021-07-11T20:12:57Z")
Yeah, I know I have to get that done. And yeah, I’m procrastinating. ---
**Author:** ![MissTake](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/misstake/32/3189_2.png) [@MissTake](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MissTake)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2021, 10:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/1423 "2021-07-11T22:11:05Z")
Yes, it _is_ mani/pedi time for you, feline. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2021, 9:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/1424 "2021-07-12T09:53:51Z")
Ok, I promise to get it done today, no kidding. ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2021, 12:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/1425 "2021-07-12T12:18:36Z")
You’ll need: a flyswatter, pint of white vinegar, a couple of sparkplugs, and a piece of aluminum foil cut into the shape of a star. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2021, 1:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/1426 "2021-07-12T13:59:51Z")
Don’t forget the margarine, the pink tinsel and the parachute! ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2021, 5:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/1427 "2021-07-12T17:45:38Z")
I’ve always used Crisco, but if you prefer masking tape, go for it. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2021, 8:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/1428 "2021-07-12T20:34:19Z")
She did, and then she didn’t, and then she did again, if you know what I’m sayin’. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2021, 6:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/1429 "2021-07-13T06:23:53Z")
It hasn’t been done in at least 15 years, so no wonder we’re having problems. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2021, 1:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/1430 "2021-07-13T13:42:33Z")
Not a chance, there, Sparky. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2021, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/1431 "2021-07-13T18:39:55Z")
I’ve been on hold for over an hour, listening to their awful hold music, and I’ve had it with them. ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2021, 3:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/1432 "2021-07-14T15:18:49Z")
40 DD and all natural. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2021, 6:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/1433 "2021-07-14T18:10:14Z")
Yes, she called me twice, and I haven’t gotten back to her yet. I know there’s no issue at the moment, she just wants to chat. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2021, 7:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/1434 "2021-07-14T19:09:21Z")
Sustained. Move on, counsel. ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2021, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/1435 "2021-07-14T19:50:28Z")
Oh, let’s see…salt, pepper, garlic powder, smoked paprika. Nothing special or fancy that you couldn’t find in your own kitchen, I assure you. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2021, 2:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/1436 "2021-07-15T02:48:45Z")
Oh, I made a big pot of it. Then, as we ate some of it, I added more veggies for the next meal. ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2021, 3:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/1437 "2021-07-15T15:13:26Z")
Yes, I really like chili but chili doesn’t like me. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2021, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/1438 "2021-07-15T15:52:31Z")
That one. No… no, _that_ one. No! Two to the left. _Two_. Jeez, are you blind, or deaf, or both? ---
**Author:** ![MissTake](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/misstake/32/3189_2.png) [@MissTake](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MissTake)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2021, 5:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/1439 "2021-07-15T17:39:41Z")
Yes, you should go get tested. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2021, 10:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/1440 "2021-07-15T22:44:11Z")
He’s way out of his depth in that position. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065.md?page=71) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065.md?page=73)