# Answers Only Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [June 22, 2020, 9:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065 "2020-06-22T21:18:38Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 74
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2021, 12:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/1461 "2021-07-26T12:44:50Z")
The first switch opens a trapdoor located over a subterranean pool filled with man-eating sharks, and the other switch turns on the laser directed at the operating table there. We’ll show you how this all works later, but as soon as you’re done with orientation we’ll need you to pick up your uniforms and finish signing your paperwork. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2021, 1:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/1462 "2021-07-26T13:40:11Z")
Montpelier, and it’s very nice. My brother-in-law and his wife live there. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2021, 3:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/1463 "2021-07-26T15:57:28Z")
Not on your life, bud. And I don’t want to hear about it again. ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2021, 4:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/1464 "2021-07-26T16:18:57Z")
Definitely the blue wire, not the red one. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2021, 5:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/1465 "2021-07-27T05:35:16Z")
It’s somewhere in my DVD library. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2021, 9:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/1466 "2021-07-27T09:05:31Z")
I’ve got them all done through 1896, so still have quite a way to go. ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2021, 1:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/1467 "2021-07-27T13:55:14Z")
25 pounds. I hope it doesn’t show that much. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2021, 6:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/1468 "2021-07-27T18:17:18Z")
I diluted it 50/50, but it may have come out somewhat weak. ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2021, 12:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/1469 "2021-07-28T12:40:15Z")
That or a stick of dynamite would be the only ways I can think of to get inside. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2021, 9:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/1470 "2021-07-28T21:43:29Z")
You know, that’s not a bad idea. Just let me grab my coat. ---
**Author:** ![LegendHasit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/legendhasit/32/8246_2.png) [@LegendHasit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LegendHasit)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2021, 1:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/1471 "2021-07-29T01:10:49Z")
I would think so. Just make sure to bring the banana peppers. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2021, 11:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/1472 "2021-07-29T11:49:13Z")
Actually, I never made it that way. Curious as to how it works out. ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2021, 12:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/1473 "2021-07-29T12:41:18Z")
Fourteen years total so far. The last two have been a sore trial. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2021, 3:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/1474 "2021-07-30T03:27:20Z")
Well, ok, but you’re going to need a _lot_ more lube than that. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2021, 11:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/1475 "2021-07-30T11:03:44Z")
Yes, I finally got it done. Today I’ll start making up for so much lost time. ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2021, 5:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/1476 "2021-07-30T17:32:56Z")
I can think of three people that would, as you so poignantly put it, “give a shit”: me, myself and I ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2021, 8:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/1477 "2021-07-31T08:23:49Z")
Well, it turns out that my model has been discontinued (no surprise here), so now I have to go on a wild goose chase to find one. ---
**Author:** ![LegendHasit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/legendhasit/32/8246_2.png) [@LegendHasit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LegendHasit)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2021, 2:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/1478 "2021-08-01T02:08:06Z")
you can find a gaggle of geese at the park with the pond ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2021, 2:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/1479 "2021-08-01T02:29:47Z")
Sure, I can meet you there at noon tomorrow. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2021, 2:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/1480 "2021-08-01T14:39:36Z")
Well, we were planning on having six, but there’s always room for one or two more. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065.md?page=73) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065.md?page=75)