# Answers Only Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [June 22, 2020, 9:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065 "2020-06-22T21:18:38Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 76
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2021, 5:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/1502 "2021-08-07T05:26:52Z")
Not in a million years, sport. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2021, 6:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/1503 "2021-08-07T06:21:28Z")
I dunno. I don’t know how they do it, but they obviously do. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2021, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/1504 "2021-08-07T16:36:52Z")
Yes, Commonwealth’s Exhibit 25, without objection. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2021, 7:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/1505 "2021-08-07T19:20:22Z")
Well, I actually got a lot done today; I’m about halfway through the alphabet now. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2021, 7:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/1506 "2021-08-10T07:13:46Z")
No, I’ll get to that tomorrow. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2021, 1:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/1507 "2021-08-10T13:19:02Z")
Right, I have to take the same medication as eye drops and nasal spray. ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2021, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/1508 "2021-08-10T20:18:47Z")
Yes, I flunked third grade, but the thing is people actually FLUNKED back then. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2021, 10:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/1509 "2021-08-10T22:27:02Z")
I don’t know; I’m not from around here. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2021, 6:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/1510 "2021-08-11T06:17:41Z")
No, first you have to cut the green wire, then the blue one. ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2021, 2:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/1511 "2021-08-11T14:10:10Z")
No, this department deals with personnel issues. You’re going to want to speak to Finance. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2021, 2:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/1512 "2021-08-11T14:25:05Z")
Yes, as it happens, it was 31 years ago today, in Brattleboro, Vt. Thanks for asking. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2021, 2:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/1513 "2021-08-12T02:52:01Z")
Actually, I know the exact date: September 25, 2006. ---
**Author:** ![LegendHasit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/legendhasit/32/8246_2.png) [@LegendHasit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LegendHasit)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2021, 10:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/1514 "2021-08-12T10:31:04Z")
But it was a day later on leap years. ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2021, 2:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/1515 "2021-08-12T14:37:49Z")
You can blame the House of Habsburg for that. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2021, 5:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/1516 "2021-08-12T17:58:15Z")
As I told you yesterday, it’s next Tuesday at 1 p.m. Now don’t ask me again. ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2021, 12:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/1517 "2021-08-13T12:17:26Z")
No, not until you finish cleaning your room. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2021, 3:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/1518 "2021-08-13T15:25:10Z")
Sorry, it’s because I’m having car trouble. I’ll call back to reschedule. ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2021, 6:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/1519 "2021-08-13T18:53:26Z")
About three inches in length on top, cut the sideburns to mid ear, and use #3 clippers on the back and sides. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2021, 11:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/1520 "2021-08-13T23:00:33Z")
Bob’s office is now on the fourth floor. ---
**Author:** ![SunUp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ea5d25/32.png) [@SunUp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SunUp)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2021, 11:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/1521 "2021-08-13T23:15:31Z")
No, I don’t want the extended warranty. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065.md?page=75) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065.md?page=77)