# Answers Only Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [June 22, 2020, 9:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065 "2020-06-22T21:18:38Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 8
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2020, 3:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/141 "2020-07-08T15:09:28Z")
Have you tried just turning it off and then on again? ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2020, 3:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/142 "2020-07-08T15:13:01Z")
It was like this when I got here. I swear! ---
**Author:** ![PlaceboTarget](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/placebotarget/32/1073_2.png) [@PlaceboTarget](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlaceboTarget)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2020, 3:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/143 "2020-07-08T15:44:07Z")
My name is Officer Stowe. ---
**Author:** ![SCAdian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scadian/32/3292_2.png) [@SCAdian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCAdian)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2020, 4:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/144 "2020-07-08T16:35:27Z")
It was that man with the moustache and cigar, officer – he did it! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2020, 4:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/145 "2020-07-08T16:43:35Z")
No, thanks. I’m trying to quit. ---
**Author:** ![PlaceboTarget](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/placebotarget/32/1073_2.png) [@PlaceboTarget](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlaceboTarget)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2020, 4:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/146 "2020-07-08T16:48:07Z")
60,000 per year, globally. But since the COVID outbreak, the number has skyrocketed. ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2020, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/147 "2020-07-08T17:17:52Z")
That’s why I don’t drink any fluids at least three hours prior to bedtime. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2020, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/148 "2020-07-08T18:27:21Z")
I’m _walkin_’ here! ---
**Author:** ![PlaceboTarget](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/placebotarget/32/1073_2.png) [@PlaceboTarget](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlaceboTarget)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2020, 8:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/149 "2020-07-08T20:11:08Z")
I thought you did. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2020, 9:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/150 "2020-07-08T21:57:39Z")
I’m way ahead of you on that one. ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2020, 3:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/151 "2020-07-09T03:29:32Z")
I swear, it was right here! ---
**Author:** ![PlaceboTarget](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/placebotarget/32/1073_2.png) [@PlaceboTarget](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlaceboTarget)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2020, 4:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/152 "2020-07-09T04:12:00Z")
The % composition of ethanol and water in each fraction will be determined from its density. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2020, 6:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/153 "2020-07-09T06:39:11Z")
My dog ate it. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2020, 2:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/154 "2020-07-09T14:07:36Z")
Done and done, my fine Latvian friend. ---
**Author:** ![PlaceboTarget](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/placebotarget/32/1073_2.png) [@PlaceboTarget](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlaceboTarget)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2020, 3:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/155 "2020-07-09T15:15:07Z")
Maria Teresa García Ramírez de Arroyo ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2020, 3:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/156 "2020-07-09T15:19:19Z")
Go two blocks and hang a right at the light. It’s the fourth house down. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2020, 5:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/157 "2020-07-09T17:19:38Z")
You could, I suppose, but I wouldn’t advise it. ---
**Author:** ![PlaceboTarget](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/placebotarget/32/1073_2.png) [@PlaceboTarget](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlaceboTarget)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2020, 6:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/158 "2020-07-09T18:12:20Z")
You choose. ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2020, 7:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/159 "2020-07-09T19:20:58Z")
She made the Kessel Run in less than twelve parsecs. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2020, 10:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/160 "2020-07-09T22:18:42Z")
Sure, one more won’t hurt. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065.md?page=7) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065.md?page=9)