# Answers Only Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [June 22, 2020, 9:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065 "2020-06-22T21:18:38Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 89
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2021, 9:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/1762 "2021-11-02T21:24:25Z")
Well, I was petting her for a while, but I guess she got bored and left. ---
**Author:** ![Railer13](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/railer13/32/9742_2.png) [@Railer13](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Railer13)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2021, 12:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/1763 "2021-11-03T00:57:40Z")
The only thing you really need to know is that she used to be a teacher. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2021, 3:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/1764 "2021-11-03T03:04:16Z")
No, it won’t be for a year or so, so everybody has plenty of time to make arrangements. ---
**Author:** ![MissTake](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/misstake/32/3189_2.png) [@MissTake](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MissTake)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2021, 3:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/1765 "2021-11-03T03:05:47Z")
I said I would not discuss that, so let’s change the subject. Now. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2021, 5:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/1766 "2021-11-03T05:31:53Z")
Yes, at least in this case, the better man won. By a large margin. ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2021, 12:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/1767 "2021-11-03T12:51:53Z")
The first three books are: Genesis, Exodus, and Leviticus. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2021, 2:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/1768 "2021-11-04T02:50:25Z")
No, they were sold out in every store I tried. I’ll try another store tomorrow; maybe I’ll have better luck. ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2021, 12:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/1769 "2021-11-04T12:32:41Z")
I only had two drinks…no, sorry, make that three. Well, four if you count the drink before dinner. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2021, 1:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/1770 "2021-11-04T13:49:05Z")
I’d really rather not. Do I _have_ to, Officer? ---
**Author:** ![Railer13](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/railer13/32/9742_2.png) [@Railer13](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Railer13)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2021, 5:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/1771 "2021-11-04T17:06:15Z")
As The Carpenters once sang, We’ve Only Just Begun. But it certainly feels like we’ve been at this for a long time. ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2021, 6:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/1772 "2021-11-04T18:03:13Z")
My mother’s maiden name was Schlobotnik. The last four digits of my social security number are… ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2021, 11:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/1773 "2021-11-04T23:00:48Z")
Well, I decided to forego the sleeve this time. We’ll see how that works out. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2021, 11:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/1774 "2021-11-04T23:20:32Z")
I got some of it done, but then it started to rain, so I’ll finish up tomorrow. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2021, 8:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/1775 "2021-11-05T08:11:17Z")
No, you have to figure this out for yourself. You’re not getting any help from me. ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2021, 1:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/1776 "2021-11-05T13:53:59Z")
Only since Thursday, before that she seemed fine. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2021, 3:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/1777 "2021-11-05T15:44:38Z")
Sure, I’d be more than glad to help you with that. ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2021, 6:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/1778 "2021-11-05T18:21:37Z")
It will be on the first Sunday following the full moon that lands on or just after the spring equinox. ---
**Author:** ![Railer13](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/railer13/32/9742_2.png) [@Railer13](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Railer13)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2021, 8:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/1779 "2021-11-05T20:35:08Z")
Quite frankly, I cannot tell the difference between shaken and stirred. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2021, 11:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/1780 "2021-11-05T23:38:21Z")
You have to look at it from the sidewalk. Here at the door is too close to get a good view. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2021, 4:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/1781 "2021-11-06T04:03:43Z")
I’ll have the cheeseburger and fries, and a pint of Bud off the tap. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065.md?page=88) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065.md?page=90)