# Answers Only Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [June 22, 2020, 9:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065 "2020-06-22T21:18:38Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 90
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2021, 12:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/1782 "2021-11-06T12:46:49Z")
I need to exchange them for something entirely different. ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2021, 11:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/1783 "2021-11-07T23:35:57Z")
The x-rays showed us the problem. It you chakras. Three are missing. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2021, 7:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/1784 "2021-11-08T07:11:32Z")
No, I leaned it against the wall to keep it out of the way. You’re the one who knocked it over. ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2021, 1:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/1785 "2021-11-08T13:39:06Z")
No, I did not wear this because I thought this was supposed to be an ‘ugly Christmas sweater party!’ ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2021, 5:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/1786 "2021-11-08T17:46:52Z")
Actually, this is the last time I’ll be coming here. The situation is getting worse, not better. ---
**Author:** ![Railer13](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/railer13/32/9742_2.png) [@Railer13](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Railer13)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2021, 7:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/1787 "2021-11-08T19:40:14Z")
Just be sure to have plenty of beer on hand when he arrives. ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2021, 7:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/1788 "2021-11-08T19:54:28Z")
Well, you can always try logic. Failing that, violence has its occasional uses. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2021, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/1789 "2021-11-08T21:20:07Z")
You can call me Al. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2021, 12:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/1790 "2021-11-09T00:58:00Z")
I spoke with her earlier today. Looks like December at the earliest. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2021, 4:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/1791 "2021-11-09T04:13:17Z")
They used to have it in the dairy section, but now it’s in the kosher aisle. ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2021, 2:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/1792 "2021-11-09T14:49:42Z")
I’ll tell you how we did it back in my day, we used a pair of roller skates and secured the wheels to a two by four. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2021, 6:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/1793 "2021-11-09T18:43:20Z")
Well, I’m not doing anything else then, so I guess I can make it. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2021, 7:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/1794 "2021-11-09T19:55:33Z")
Yes, but see the chief of staff before you go, please. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2021, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/1795 "2021-11-09T22:21:13Z")
If you add the rice about five minutes before the beef, it should come out very nicely. ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2021, 3:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/1796 "2021-11-10T03:11:18Z")
And so we have come to the conclusion, after a three month study, that they simply do not exist. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2021, 5:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/1797 "2021-11-10T05:04:42Z")
Ok, I’ll have to stop there on the way home and pick some up. ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2021, 1:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/1798 "2021-11-10T13:37:35Z")
I think you’ll find I can be quite reasonable when people like yourself stop constantly questioning my motives. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2021, 11:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/1799 "2021-11-10T23:21:28Z")
Damn, they were out of it. I’ll have to ty again tomorrow. ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2021, 2:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/1800 "2021-11-11T14:02:27Z")
You can increase the heat just by adding more charcoal. ---
**Author:** ![Railer13](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/railer13/32/9742_2.png) [@Railer13](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Railer13)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2021, 3:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/1801 "2021-11-11T15:46:36Z")
Of course I want to attend. I’ll even buy my own ticket. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065.md?page=89) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065.md?page=91)