# Answers Only Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [June 22, 2020, 9:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065 "2020-06-22T21:18:38Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 98
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2022, 5:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/1943 "2022-01-04T05:27:40Z")
Tell you what. I’ll grill up some burgers, if you make a salad. ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2022, 5:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/1944 "2022-01-04T05:59:11Z")
No, six inches is what’s preferred by most women. I don’t think I’ve ever seen one order a foot-long at Subway. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2022, 12:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/1945 "2022-01-04T12:19:47Z")
Yes, this morning has the latest sunrise of the year. ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2022, 1:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/1946 "2022-01-04T13:48:23Z")
Only if you agree to let me have the kids on alternate weekends and Christmas day. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2022, 10:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/1947 "2022-01-04T22:20:07Z")
I’m planning to do it myself. You’re welcome to help if you like. ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2022, 4:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/1948 "2022-01-05T04:24:22Z")
Show me how you do it. It’s been years for me. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2022, 5:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/1949 "2022-01-05T05:55:28Z")
I received it today, and it is just what I expected. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2022, 12:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/1950 "2022-01-05T12:16:26Z")
Yes, I take three different kinds, 4x a day. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2022, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/1951 "2022-01-05T17:17:59Z")
You’ve got chlamydia, Charlie Brown. ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2022, 5:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/1952 "2022-01-05T17:24:05Z")
I’m scheduled to work Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays for the next month. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2022, 5:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/1953 "2022-01-05T17:52:18Z")
If you don’t want to do it, I suggest you take it up with _him_. Is that really what you want? ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2022, 8:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/1954 "2022-01-06T20:30:55Z")
We’ll be having some sort of precipitation through Monday. ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2022, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/1955 "2022-01-10T20:16:04Z")
The doctor said he broke three ribs and has a punctured left lung. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2022, 4:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/1956 "2022-01-11T04:19:25Z")
I think it’s due to the fact that so few people actually showed up. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2022, 4:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/1957 "2022-01-14T16:09:38Z")
Under the circumstances, it sucks, but I’d say… let her drown. ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2022, 5:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/1958 "2022-01-14T17:54:18Z")
I said the School of Hard Knocks, you know, like being a Navy Corpsman in Korea and coming home to work in a steel mill for the next 35 years, all while trying to pay the bills and raise a family, but some snot nosed kid like you ain’t gonna understand that. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2022, 7:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/1959 "2022-01-14T19:10:00Z")
Yes, but just a little, thanks. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2022, 7:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/1960 "2022-01-14T19:38:05Z")
Yes, and see? It’s almost completely silent. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2022, 6:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/1961 "2022-01-15T06:46:34Z")
Actually, the sections don’t fit into each other, and I can’t even get the first section to close. The wires are in the way. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2022, 6:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/answers-only-thread/912065/1962 "2022-01-15T06:53:30Z")
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