# Anti-choicers slip soft fetus toys into kids' candy bags at ND state fair

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**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [July 25, 2013, 5:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anti-choicers-slip-soft-fetus-toys-into-kids-candy-bags-at-nd-state-fair/664505 "2013-07-25T17:30:57Z")\
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**Author:** ![WhyNot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c77e96/32.png) [@WhyNot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WhyNot)\
**Post date:** [July 26, 2013, 1:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anti-choicers-slip-soft-fetus-toys-into-kids-candy-bags-at-nd-state-fair/664505/101 "2013-07-26T13:40:42Z")

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> [@fudrucker](#):
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> Or maybe, if you care to watch[this](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gON-8PP6zgQ) whole video you could try to justify this grotesque act of of murder with the same humor

Not really, but thanks for another example of very misleading and scientifically inaccurate propaganda. (It’s a link to “The Silent Scream,” y’all.)

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**Author:** ![Debaser](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/3da27b/32.png) [@Debaser](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Debaser)\
**Post date:** [July 26, 2013, 1:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anti-choicers-slip-soft-fetus-toys-into-kids-candy-bags-at-nd-state-fair/664505/102 "2013-07-26T13:44:05Z")

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Pro-choice here.

I don’t see what the big deal is. Sounds relatively harmless as far as both the pro-choice and pro-life movements go. There’s plenty of wackjob extremists on both sides.

Also, another vote against “anti-choice”. It’s every bit as stupid as calling pro-choice people “anti-life”, or calling Tea Party people “tea baggers”. It doesn’t do the person calling names any favors and is a red flag that they probably aren’t worth listening to.

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**Author:** ![fudrucker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e9c0ed/32.png) [@fudrucker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fudrucker)\
**Post date:** [July 26, 2013, 1:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anti-choicers-slip-soft-fetus-toys-into-kids-candy-bags-at-nd-state-fair/664505/103 "2013-07-26T13:50:19Z")

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> [@WhyNot](#):
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> Not really, but thanks for another example of very misleading and scientifically inaccurate propaganda. (It’s a link to “The Silent Scream,” y’all.)

Inaccurate you wish. If you’re willing to kill another human being, just say so . It’s your constitutional right. Why are all you marxisits so ashamed of your ideology?

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**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\
**Post date:** [July 26, 2013, 1:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anti-choicers-slip-soft-fetus-toys-into-kids-candy-bags-at-nd-state-fair/664505/104 "2013-07-26T13:53:07Z")

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> [@ReticulatingSplines](#):
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> The whole plan will backfire when the kids see how easily their new toys get sucked into the vacuum cleaner.

I literally just spat coffee all over my desk. You owe my employer a new keyboard. 🙂

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**Author:** ![BrainGlutton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/82dd89/32.png) [@BrainGlutton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrainGlutton)\
**Post date:** [July 26, 2013, 2:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anti-choicers-slip-soft-fetus-toys-into-kids-candy-bags-at-nd-state-fair/664505/105 "2013-07-26T14:03:57Z")

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> [@WhyNot](#):
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> The doll is labeled 10-12 weeks. Here’s what an [actual 10 week fetus](http://www.ivstatic.com/files/et/imagecache/420/Fetus_Week_10_E.jpg) looks like, if anyone’s interested.

I’m thinking the closest thing to a doll of **that** you can buy would be more of a model than a doll, and would come from a medical-supplies company.

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**Author:** ![BrainGlutton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/82dd89/32.png) [@BrainGlutton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrainGlutton)\
**Post date:** [July 26, 2013, 2:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anti-choicers-slip-soft-fetus-toys-into-kids-candy-bags-at-nd-state-fair/664505/106 "2013-07-26T14:05:39Z")

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> [@fudrucker](#):
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> Inaccurate you wish. If you’re willing to kill another human being, just say so . It’s your constitutional right. Why are all you marxisits so ashamed of your ideology?

If Marx had any opinion at all on abortion I never heard of it.

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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [July 26, 2013, 2:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anti-choicers-slip-soft-fetus-toys-into-kids-candy-bags-at-nd-state-fair/664505/107 "2013-07-26T14:11:14Z")

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> [@BrainGlutton](#):
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> If Marx had any opinion at all on abortion I never heard of it.

“The struggle of the fetus is a class struggle.”

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**Author:** ![Double\_Foolscap](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/85e7bf/32.png) [@Double\_Foolscap](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Double_Foolscap)\
**Post date:** [July 26, 2013, 2:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anti-choicers-slip-soft-fetus-toys-into-kids-candy-bags-at-nd-state-fair/664505/108 "2013-07-26T14:13:25Z")

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Foetuses of the world unite! You have nothing to lose but your cords!

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**Author:** ![Novelty\_Bobble](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Novelty\_Bobble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Novelty_Bobble)\
**Post date:** [July 26, 2013, 2:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anti-choicers-slip-soft-fetus-toys-into-kids-candy-bags-at-nd-state-fair/664505/109 "2013-07-26T14:19:53Z")

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> [@Debaser](#):
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> Also, another vote against “anti-choice”. It’s every bit as stupid as calling pro-choice people “anti-life”, or calling Tea Party people “tea baggers”.

I don’t see this at all. Isn’t this exactly what those groups are seeking to do?

They do _not_ want people to be able to choose. If they were purely anti-abortion then that would be an accurate label. But they aren’t. They don’t seek only to influence those in a position to choose, they want to change the law to remove the possibility of choosing in the first place…seems very clear then that they are anti-choice _as well as_ anti-abortion.

As for pro-choice = anti-life, I agree that it would be stupid to make that equivalence as it is quite possible for pro-choice people to also be anti-abortion, but “anti-choice” people are exactly and precisely that.

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**Author:** ![fudrucker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e9c0ed/32.png) [@fudrucker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fudrucker)\
**Post date:** [July 26, 2013, 2:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anti-choicers-slip-soft-fetus-toys-into-kids-candy-bags-at-nd-state-fair/664505/110 "2013-07-26T14:32:35Z")

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> [@BrainGlutton](#):
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> I’m thinking the closest thing to a doll of **that** you can buy would be more of a model than a doll, and would come from a medical-supplies company.

Except Your excuse for a “doll” is a living growing human being. If you wish to kill it  
that’s on you. Your not really that ignorant to believe that are you? Ask any obgyn if you are correct in thinking it is just a doll.

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**Author:** ![WhyNot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c77e96/32.png) [@WhyNot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WhyNot)\
**Post date:** [July 26, 2013, 2:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anti-choicers-slip-soft-fetus-toys-into-kids-candy-bags-at-nd-state-fair/664505/111 "2013-07-26T14:38:09Z")

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> [@fudrucker](#):
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> Inaccurate you wish. If you’re willing to kill another human being, just say so . It’s your constitutional right. Why are all you marxisits so ashamed of your ideology?

Oh, I’m totally willing to kill another human being if its biological host wishes it. Or rather, assist in the killing of a human being, as I’m not licensed or trained to do it myself. That applies to fetuses and born persons who wish to die, and I’ve never once claimed otherwise. Pretty sure I’m not a Marxist, though I have no idea what that has to do with the price of tea in China.

If you’re trying to play some sort of semantic gotcha game, sorry. I’m completely willing to use the terms “killing” and “human being” to refer to abortion if that’s what you’d like to use. I don’t think it’s always wrong to kill a human being, and neither do all but a small minority of pacifists on the planet. We may disagree which human beings it’s acceptable to kill, however, I will grant you that. You may think it’s okay to kill a human being if he’s threatening your home or family. I think it’s okay to kill a human being if his mother doesn’t wish to gestate him.

And yes, lots and lots of inaccuracies - even setting aside camera tricks and ambiguous phrasing, there are straight out untruths, such as needing to crush a 12 week fetal skull for a vacuum extraction (you don’t, the canula is plenty wide enough to accommodate an intact 12 week fetal skull) Details like that were made up to make abortion seem more brutal and more distasteful - and this by people who claim to think it’s already brutal enough in reality to stop the practice. If they believe that, then why the need to embellish? Thirty seconds of googling will lead you to many more if you actually care to fight your ignorance on the matter. Here.. [LMGTFY](http://texasresearchinstitute.org/tppj/report/facts-speak-louder-silent-scream)

**BrainGlutton** , yes I think so too, although I can’t find one that’s a stand alone order option at that age. It’s included as part of expensive embryology and fetal/pregnancy learning kits, but stand alones seem to go from this [adorable 50 times larger than life 4 week embryo](http://www.anatomicalmodel.eu/human-embryo-4-weeks), to a [7-8 week replica](http://www.medexsupply.com/educational-products-simulators-fetal-simulators-nasco-human-fetus-replica-7-8-week-x_pid-60554.html) inconviently attached to its placenta, and then jump to 14 weeks or more. 10-12 weeks just isn’t terribly interesting from an OB standpoint.

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**Author:** ![BrainGlutton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/82dd89/32.png) [@BrainGlutton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrainGlutton)\
**Post date:** [July 26, 2013, 2:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anti-choicers-slip-soft-fetus-toys-into-kids-candy-bags-at-nd-state-fair/664505/112 "2013-07-26T14:57:30Z")

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> [@fudrucker](#):
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> Except Your excuse for a “doll” is a living growing human being. If you wish to kill it  
> that’s on you. Your not really that ignorant to believe that are you? Ask any obgyn if you are correct in thinking it is just a doll.

:rolleyes: I did not call the embryo/fetus a doll; I was speaking of the possibility of a model or doll **of** a 10-week fetus – an accurate model, that is, which the Heritage House “Precious Ones” doll is not.

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**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\
**Post date:** [July 26, 2013, 3:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anti-choicers-slip-soft-fetus-toys-into-kids-candy-bags-at-nd-state-fair/664505/113 "2013-07-26T15:01:39Z")

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> [@fudrucker](#):
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> Except Your excuse for a “doll” is a living growing human being.

A 10 week old foetus, while probably more intelligent than you, is no more a human being than a cat is.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [July 26, 2013, 3:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anti-choicers-slip-soft-fetus-toys-into-kids-candy-bags-at-nd-state-fair/664505/114 "2013-07-26T15:08:18Z")

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> [@carnivorousplant](#):
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> “The struggle of the fetus is a class struggle.”

I’m pretty sure he never supported the dictatorship of the fetusariat.

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**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\
**Post date:** [July 26, 2013, 3:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anti-choicers-slip-soft-fetus-toys-into-kids-candy-bags-at-nd-state-fair/664505/115 "2013-07-26T15:10:37Z")

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Well, he did say that the apparatus of the state would wither away after the proletarian revolution. Maybe he meant the umbilical.

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**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\
**Post date:** [July 26, 2013, 3:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anti-choicers-slip-soft-fetus-toys-into-kids-candy-bags-at-nd-state-fair/664505/116 "2013-07-26T15:26:54Z")

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> [@kaylasdad99](#):
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> YES! It would be VERY Wrong.

> [@Shoujin](#):
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> As if I’d ask…:smack:

Hope I didn’t come off as too humorless with that. Posting from my phone on my lunch break is a PITA.

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**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\
**Post date:** [July 26, 2013, 3:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anti-choicers-slip-soft-fetus-toys-into-kids-candy-bags-at-nd-state-fair/664505/117 "2013-07-26T15:32:06Z")

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> [@Sampiro](#):
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> They come in two shades: Caucasian and [Ethnic](http://www.christianbook.com/precious-one-12-week-fetal-models/pd/5009728?event=CF#curr) (_ethnic_ making its debut as a race and-or color).

Holy crap! [REALLY?](http://www.candywrappermuseum.com/03_classics/cx_heide_babies.jpg)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

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**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\
**Post date:** [July 26, 2013, 3:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anti-choicers-slip-soft-fetus-toys-into-kids-candy-bags-at-nd-state-fair/664505/118 "2013-07-26T15:38:02Z")

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> [@WhyNot](#):
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> Oh, I’m totally willing to kill another human being if its biological host wishes it. Or rather, assist in the killing of a human being, as I’m not licensed or trained to do it myself. That applies to fetuses and born persons who wish to die, and I’ve never once claimed otherwise. Pretty sure I’m not a Marxist, though I have no idea what that has to do with the price of tea in China.

Marxist (with erratic capitalization) is fudrucker’s go to for “very bad person”. I think he learned it when he was doing grad work at the “Victoria Jackson university of Smart and How Obama Is doing Bad Stuff and Getting Us Away From God and All Cuase He’s Like marxist and the Devil and Gays anD aLL”. Their teachings include that the best rebuttal to the 28 year old refutations of Silent Scream, for example, are to combine “marxist” and “nuh uh!” in a sentence, possibly while holding up a doll.

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**Author:** ![Kenm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/bc79bd/32.png) [@Kenm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kenm)\
**Post date:** [July 26, 2013, 4:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anti-choicers-slip-soft-fetus-toys-into-kids-candy-bags-at-nd-state-fair/664505/119 "2013-07-26T16:16:08Z")

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> [@fudrucker](#):
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> Inaccurate you wish. If you’re willing to kill another human being, just say so . It’s your constitutional right. Why are all you marxisits so ashamed of your ideology?

Yeah. If you’re not a zygote without the means to pay for hospital care, you’re a FUCKING SOCIALIST!

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**Author:** ![BrainGlutton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/82dd89/32.png) [@BrainGlutton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrainGlutton)\
**Post date:** [July 26, 2013, 4:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anti-choicers-slip-soft-fetus-toys-into-kids-candy-bags-at-nd-state-fair/664505/120 "2013-07-26T16:19:52Z")

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> [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](#):
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> Well, he did say that the apparatus of the state would wither away after the proletarian revolution. Maybe he meant the umbilical.

And the Revolution involves “bursting the capitalist integument,” which I suppose would be the amniotic membrane.

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