# Anti-choicers slip soft fetus toys into kids' candy bags at ND state fair **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [July 25, 2013, 5:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anti-choicers-slip-soft-fetus-toys-into-kids-candy-bags-at-nd-state-fair/664505 "2013-07-25T17:30:57Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 7
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2013, 4:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anti-choicers-slip-soft-fetus-toys-into-kids-candy-bags-at-nd-state-fair/664505/121 "2013-07-26T16:30:26Z")
And why is the OP all jacked up about the idea of _soft_ fetus toys? Would it be OK if they were hard plastic? Hmm, what about a special [Lego](http://freeny.deviantart.com/art/Lego-Fetus-334248560) set to build your own fetus? And if you really want to indoctrinate kiddies at the fair, consider fetus-shaped creamsicles, funnel cakes and deep-fried chocolate-covered fetuses. Yum! ---
**Author:** ![BrainGlutton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/82dd89/32.png) [@BrainGlutton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrainGlutton)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2013, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anti-choicers-slip-soft-fetus-toys-into-kids-candy-bags-at-nd-state-fair/664505/122 "2013-07-26T16:59:45Z")
> [@Jackmannii](#): > > Would it be OK if they were hard plastic? Hmm, what about a special [Lego](http://freeny.deviantart.com/art/Lego-Fetus-334248560) set to build your own fetus? Somehow, that looks even creepier than Aubrey Beardsley’s drawings. ---
**Author:** ![marshmallow](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/df705f/32.png) [@marshmallow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/marshmallow)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2013, 5:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anti-choicers-slip-soft-fetus-toys-into-kids-candy-bags-at-nd-state-fair/664505/123 "2013-07-26T17:05:32Z")
You libs are so smug, but thanks to this group’s hard work no six year olds had an abortion this year. Really makes ya think, huh? ---
**Author:** ![Count\_Blucher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Count\_Blucher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Count_Blucher)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2013, 5:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anti-choicers-slip-soft-fetus-toys-into-kids-candy-bags-at-nd-state-fair/664505/124 "2013-07-26T17:24:48Z")
> [@Girlundone](#): > > Oh good idea! I can think of lots of positive uses for a box of 50 fetus models. > > Glue them on sandals as a cute decoration > Hair bows > Picture frames (using both the Caucasian and ethnic ones will make it more eye catching) > Microwave them-so cool, they become Picasso-like > Finger puppets (five little fetuses sitting on a fence…) > > Omgsocute! I bet Pinterest is all over this. Its a State Fair. Its more like: Load the launcher. Yell “pull”. _bah-blamm!_ _bah-blamm!_ Highest number of #3 pellets wins. (Betcha can’t do that with a real dead fetus!) PS- on **fudrucker** bingo, can I put a buck down on “Liberal Pack Dogs”? All this fetus has put me in the mood for some dogma. ---
**Author:** ![fudrucker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e9c0ed/32.png) [@fudrucker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fudrucker)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2013, 5:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anti-choicers-slip-soft-fetus-toys-into-kids-candy-bags-at-nd-state-fair/664505/125 "2013-07-26T17:42:43Z")
> [@WhyNot](#): > > Oh, I’m totally willing to kill another human being if its biological host wishes it. Honesty at last ---
**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2013, 5:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anti-choicers-slip-soft-fetus-toys-into-kids-candy-bags-at-nd-state-fair/664505/126 "2013-07-26T17:45:59Z")
> [@Sampiro](#): > > Marxist (with erratic capitalization) is fudrucker’s go to for “very bad person”. Just like Fuddruckers’ is my go-to for “very bad restaurant” and **fudrucker** would be good shorthand for “dumbass who can’t spell.” So who’s up for some fetus juggling? ---
**Author:** ![fudrucker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e9c0ed/32.png) [@fudrucker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fudrucker)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2013, 5:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anti-choicers-slip-soft-fetus-toys-into-kids-candy-bags-at-nd-state-fair/664505/127 "2013-07-26T17:46:17Z")
> [@carnivorousplant](#): > > “The struggle of the fetus is a class struggle.” Too bad the baby has no say in this struggle ---
**Author:** ![fudrucker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e9c0ed/32.png) [@fudrucker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fudrucker)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2013, 5:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anti-choicers-slip-soft-fetus-toys-into-kids-candy-bags-at-nd-state-fair/664505/128 "2013-07-26T17:49:42Z")
> [@Marley23](#): > > Just like Fuddruckers’ is my go-to for “very bad restaurant” and **fudrucker** would be good shorthand for “dumbass who can’t spell.” > > So who’s up for some fetus juggling? You no doubt. ---
**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2013, 5:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anti-choicers-slip-soft-fetus-toys-into-kids-candy-bags-at-nd-state-fair/664505/129 "2013-07-26T17:51:56Z")
> [@fudrucker](#): > > You no doubt. That’s what I was implying, yes. ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2013, 5:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anti-choicers-slip-soft-fetus-toys-into-kids-candy-bags-at-nd-state-fair/664505/130 "2013-07-26T17:53:11Z")
> [@fudrucker](#): > > Too bad the baby has no say in this struggle I blame Rasputin. ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2013, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anti-choicers-slip-soft-fetus-toys-into-kids-candy-bags-at-nd-state-fair/664505/131 "2013-07-26T17:56:58Z")
“Judy, I’m afraid I caught your little Billy playing “doctor” with my Angela!” “I’m sorry, Marge-kids will be kids.” “You don’t understand. He was pretending to perform an abortion on her with that doll those weirdos gave them at the fair!” ---
**Author:** ![WhyNot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c77e96/32.png) [@WhyNot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WhyNot)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2013, 5:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anti-choicers-slip-soft-fetus-toys-into-kids-candy-bags-at-nd-state-fair/664505/132 "2013-07-26T17:59:33Z")
> [@fudrucker](#): > > Honesty at last No, honesty since the first. Not my fault you just joined us. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2013, 5:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anti-choicers-slip-soft-fetus-toys-into-kids-candy-bags-at-nd-state-fair/664505/133 "2013-07-26T17:59:47Z")
[QUOTE=Marley23] So who’s up for some fetus juggling? [/QUOTE] As long as they’re not ethnic. That would be wrong. ---
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2013, 6:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anti-choicers-slip-soft-fetus-toys-into-kids-candy-bags-at-nd-state-fair/664505/134 "2013-07-26T18:02:02Z")
> [@WhyNot](#): > > No, honesty since the first. Not my fault you just joined us. 😉 At least you get some recognition. Hell, I’m gay and never wanted kids, but I hate fetuses so much I hired three different surrogate mothers to have my abortions, but do I ever get condemned in these threads? NO! And I’m beginning to be resentful. ---
**Author:** ![Count\_Blucher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Count\_Blucher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Count_Blucher)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2013, 6:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anti-choicers-slip-soft-fetus-toys-into-kids-candy-bags-at-nd-state-fair/664505/135 "2013-07-26T18:17:08Z")
> [@Sampiro](#): > > As long as they’re not ethnic. That would be wrong. No, grinding the dead ones up into burgers, cooking them, and selling them as [Wild Boar Burgers](http://www.fuddruckers.com/exotics/) would be wrong. ---
**Author:** ![WhyNot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c77e96/32.png) [@WhyNot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WhyNot)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2013, 6:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anti-choicers-slip-soft-fetus-toys-into-kids-candy-bags-at-nd-state-fair/664505/136 "2013-07-26T18:18:12Z")
> [@Sampiro](#): > > At least you get some recognition. > > Hell, I’m gay and never wanted kids, but I hate fetuses so much I hired three different surrogate mothers to have my abortions, but do I ever get condemned in these threads? NO! And I’m beginning to be resentful. There, there. You’re a man, so you can’t be hated as much, I’m sorry. I’ll do my best to condemn you for something else that bears no relation to my own business. You don’t happen to take your tea unsweet, do you? ---
**Author:** ![fudrucker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e9c0ed/32.png) [@fudrucker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fudrucker)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2013, 6:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anti-choicers-slip-soft-fetus-toys-into-kids-candy-bags-at-nd-state-fair/664505/137 "2013-07-26T18:41:38Z")
> [@BrainGlutton](#): > > And what’s wrong with **that?** Anyway, I’m certainly not gonna call them “pro-lifers” while Pitting them, that’s just wrong. Is there a third term? No. You could just admit that you don’t have a problem killing babies. ---
**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2013, 6:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anti-choicers-slip-soft-fetus-toys-into-kids-candy-bags-at-nd-state-fair/664505/138 "2013-07-26T18:51:05Z")
> [@fudrucker](#): > > No. You could just admit that you don’t have a problem killing babies. They’re not babies. And hey, those babies might have grown up to become doctors who needed killing. ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2013, 6:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anti-choicers-slip-soft-fetus-toys-into-kids-candy-bags-at-nd-state-fair/664505/139 "2013-07-26T18:52:15Z")
> [@Marley23](#): > > They’re not babies. And hey, those babies might have grown up to become doctors who needed killing. Or lawyers! ---
**Author:** ![August\_West](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/august_west/32/18069_2.png) [@August\_West](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/August_West)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2013, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anti-choicers-slip-soft-fetus-toys-into-kids-candy-bags-at-nd-state-fair/664505/140 "2013-07-26T19:16:22Z")
> [@fudrucker](#): > > Except Your excuse for a “doll” is a living growing human being. If you wish to kill it > that’s on you. Your not really that ignorant to believe that are you? Ask any obgyn if you are correct in thinking it is just a doll. Wait a damned minute, dolls are living growing beings? Or medical-supply models of fetuses are living growing beings? I looked around for an obstetrician to ask about this but there are so few of them at chemical companies. I’m suddenly very concerned about my decapitation of my sister’s Barbies when I was 12… [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anti-choicers-slip-soft-fetus-toys-into-kids-candy-bags-at-nd-state-fair/664505.md?page=6) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anti-choicers-slip-soft-fetus-toys-into-kids-candy-bags-at-nd-state-fair/664505.md?page=8)