# Anti Pro choose your weapons (or gunfight in the SDMB corral) **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 6, 2000, 4:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anti-pro-choose-your-weapons-or-gunfight-in-the-sdmb-corral/21562 "2000-06-06T16:34:34Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![purrplebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/90ced4/32.png) [@purrplebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/purrplebear)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2000, 6:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anti-pro-choose-your-weapons-or-gunfight-in-the-sdmb-corral/21562/101 "2000-06-10T18:53:08Z")
Thanks, Anti-Pro! I think so too, one reason I married him. I agree, the banana and chocolate was a good touch. Yummmmmm. Let’s hold off on the fire hose for a little while. I want to see how many we catch in this stuff first. 😉 Chronos, nice to meet you! I was just kidding you, I hope you realize. 🙂 After all, if I minded all that much, what am I doing wearing low cut tops in the first place, right? I do want to be seen for being a person also, not just as a \I mean, God gave me these, it’s up to _me_ what kind of person I choose to be. So, you gonna stay and play, or what? 🙂 Thanks for the towel, but I’m afraid it’s too late for the raincoat, I’m a bit covered in goo at the moment. I’ll just put it over here, hidden behind this bush til I get a chance to shower again. 'Saright, Brat, I didn’t mind. Told you it was no big deal. VB just likes to worry about me, he’s a great friend. And, I’m so glad you love us. I’d really **hate** to see how you treat those you _don’t_ love! :eek: That being said: Picking up handfulls of very gooey puddings and jello, purplebear rushes up to Brat, who _thinks_ he’s safely hidden in the trees and dumps the mess on top of his head. Then she runs off, yelling ‘Gotcha’ at him, only to slip in same goo and plop down on her backside. Hey, Anti-Pro, give me some help here, wouldja? :o Talk about graceful! Geeesh! ---
**Author:** ![Crunchy\_Frog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ebca7d/32.png) [@Crunchy\_Frog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crunchy_Frog)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2000, 7:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anti-pro-choose-your-weapons-or-gunfight-in-the-sdmb-corral/21562/102 "2000-06-10T19:05:13Z")
> [@](#): > > \*\* > Picking up handfulls of very gooey puddings and jello, purplebear rushes up to Brat, who _thinks_ he’s safely hidden in the trees and dumps the mess on top of his head. Then she runs off, yelling ‘Gotcha’ at him, only to slip in same goo and plop down on her backside. > \*\* Ha! It worked! That was the _decoy_ BratMan I built out of an extra uniform stuffed with leaves and tuna sandwiches that are growing on the bush over there! \>\>launches an attack from above, in the branches directly over where purplebear fell on her ass, pelting her with Jello, pudding, water balloons and . . . \<\< EEWWWWW! What the hell was that? I didn’t want to grab that! Oh that’s nasty! I didn’t know squirrels could leave behind something that big, I mean a squirrel is so little and all! You’re lucky I realized what that was before I threw it, purplebear – now can you please get me a wep-nap or something? ---
**Author:** ![Crunchy\_Frog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ebca7d/32.png) [@Crunchy\_Frog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crunchy_Frog)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2000, 7:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anti-pro-choose-your-weapons-or-gunfight-in-the-sdmb-corral/21562/103 "2000-06-10T19:06:20Z")
I mean wet-nap. I don’t know how to use wep-naps ---
**Author:** ![purrplebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/90ced4/32.png) [@purrplebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/purrplebear)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2000, 9:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anti-pro-choose-your-weapons-or-gunfight-in-the-sdmb-corral/21562/104 "2000-06-10T21:35:37Z")
LOL!! I have no idea how to use a wep-nap either!😃 Finding herself being pelted from above, purplebear tries to get up and out of the way, only to be knocked flat on her back by an extra large water balloon dropped from BratMan’s hand. KERSPLAT! Well, at least it got a lot of the goop out of my hair! Groggily, pbear tries to get up, and then decides to just lay there for a few minutes. What? What’s that, BratMan? Oh! I am _so_ glad that you didn’t throw _ **that** _ on me! Anti-Pro, could you hand him up a wet-nap, please? Where’s everyone else? Did we lose them? I’ll just lay here for a bit and see who comes back. But, Brat, did you **have** to use such _cold_ water??? ::Shivers:: ---
**Author:** ![dpr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/8797f3/32.png) [@dpr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dpr)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2000, 10:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anti-pro-choose-your-weapons-or-gunfight-in-the-sdmb-corral/21562/105 "2000-06-10T22:25:10Z")
_a goo-covered DPR comes out of hiding to offer PB a warm coat_ Hey I don’t want to upset Mr Bear - god knows what he’ll do next time. He may even take over my water-cannon satellite (patent pending) currently orbiting the earth… ---
**Author:** ![Anti\_Pro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Anti\_Pro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anti_Pro)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2000, 10:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anti-pro-choose-your-weapons-or-gunfight-in-the-sdmb-corral/21562/106 "2000-06-10T22:31:13Z")
Who left the squirrel lying around to be thrown as a weapon, anyway??? Is Wally around here someplace??? \*\* purplepunkin, \*\* you look so comfortable, that I’m tempted to lie down with you just to meditate on this whole mess! :::::::::::::::::squirting PB gently with water from the garden hose:::::::::::::there now, better?? You know, \*\* Chronos, \*\* sounded so logical didn’t he?? Rational, mentally stable and all that, how did he find his way in here?? ::::::::::::::::squirts Chronos with the hose, getting his logical head all wet::::::::::Hahahaha, I didn’t want to have you feel all left out! Lord of the Flybrats, where are you hiding now?? I wasn’t taken in my your fake tuna man! 😛 ---
**Author:** ![dpr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/8797f3/32.png) [@dpr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dpr)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2000, 3:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anti-pro-choose-your-weapons-or-gunfight-in-the-sdmb-corral/21562/107 "2000-06-11T03:15:24Z")
Before anyone asks where I got my my satellite from… I picked it up cheap at a Mad Scientist’s going out of business sale. ---
**Author:** ![Narile](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/71c47a/32.png) [@Narile](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Narile)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2000, 7:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anti-pro-choose-your-weapons-or-gunfight-in-the-sdmb-corral/21562/108 "2000-06-11T07:23:14Z")
Narile hears the request for the treb, and nods to the chest where he has it stowed un assembled. “Enjoy but be carefull and don’t hurt it, yourself, or anyone else.” ---
**Author:** ![Crunchy\_Frog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ebca7d/32.png) [@Crunchy\_Frog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crunchy_Frog)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2000, 1:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anti-pro-choose-your-weapons-or-gunfight-in-the-sdmb-corral/21562/109 "2000-06-11T13:19:28Z")
> [@](#): > > \*\* > Who left the squirrel lying around to be thrown as a weapon, anyway??? Is Wally around here someplace??? > \*\* That wasn’t a squirrel, dear, it was something the squirrel left behind. I never thought so much could come from such a little creature . . . Thanks for the wet-nap, purplebear!🙂 ---
**Author:** ![purrplebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/90ced4/32.png) [@purrplebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/purrplebear)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2000, 2:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anti-pro-choose-your-weapons-or-gunfight-in-the-sdmb-corral/21562/110 "2000-06-11T14:54:52Z")
dpr, really, he’s pretty harmless. Well, _mostly_. 😉 Thanks for the warm coat, how could you tell I was cold? \ oh. never mind. He might decide to go for your satellite, one can never tell with him. 🙂 Thanks, Anti, that is better, yes. Sure, lay down and join me for a bit. Though, on second thought, I’d better move out from under the trees. You never know _what_ might drop from them next! :eek: Chronos just doesn’t realize what he’s missing, does he? 😛 You’re welcome, Brat. Any time. I mean, pudding and jello are one thing, but _ **THAT** _ was something else entirely! ::SHUDDER:: Say, Anti, since VB isn’t around at the moment, why don’t _we_ take Narile’s trebuchet and use it ourselves? Hehehehehe…\ C’mere, I have a plan… Suddenly noticing Brat trying to sneak up on them again, purplebear turns on him with the two water balloons hidden in her coat pocket and throws with deadly accuracy, hitting him squarely in the face and chest with them. Oh, no you don’t, you rascal. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Crunchy\_Frog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ebca7d/32.png) [@Crunchy\_Frog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crunchy_Frog)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2000, 3:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anti-pro-choose-your-weapons-or-gunfight-in-the-sdmb-corral/21562/111 "2000-06-11T15:00:23Z")
> [@](#): > > \*\* > Suddenly noticing Brat trying to sneak up on them again, purplebear turns on him with the two water balloons hidden in her coat pocket and throws with deadly accuracy, hitting him squarely in the face and chest with them. Oh, no you don’t, you rascal. 😃 > \*\* ::Falls to the ground, hurting himself when he lands on the fake tuna sandwich BratMan:: ‘Sneaking up’ on you? I was climbing out of the tree, you silly woman! Now I’m gonna smell like tuna all day! ---
**Author:** ![purrplebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/90ced4/32.png) [@purrplebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/purrplebear)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2000, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anti-pro-choose-your-weapons-or-gunfight-in-the-sdmb-corral/21562/112 "2000-06-11T15:33:07Z")
Who are you calling silly? Me? No, couldn’t be. Just because I _occasionally_… oh. never mind. 😛 Helping Brat up off the dummy \, purplebear borrows the hose from Anti and drenches him. There, is that better? Now at least you won’t smell like tuna all day. 😃 Seeing the look on his face, she turns and runs away towards the treb, \ intending to hide behind it for a while. ---
**Author:** ![Chronos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chronos/32/134_2.png) [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2000, 10:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anti-pro-choose-your-weapons-or-gunfight-in-the-sdmb-corral/21562/113 "2000-06-11T22:14:46Z")
Quoth PurpleBear: > [@](#): > > So, you gonna stay and play, or what? 🙂 I take it that means that you didn’t notice the bucket perched precariously over your head? Good. _pulls trigger-cord_ And being a logical and rational GQ type doesn’t mean that I can’t have fun, it just means that I know how best to reprogram sattelites for maximum effectiveness. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![dpr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/8797f3/32.png) [@dpr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dpr)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2000, 10:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anti-pro-choose-your-weapons-or-gunfight-in-the-sdmb-corral/21562/114 "2000-06-11T22:32:58Z")
_suprises PB by jumping out from behind the trebuchet with two water balloons but after one look at her rather damp state decides it isn’t worht it and makes for the woods to form an unholy alliance (hey it sounds dramatic) with bratman_ _on the way however he gets “a bad feeling about this”… something to do with Chronos… I think something smells fishy…_ oh wait that’s just bratman. Someone needs another wash methinks ---
**Author:** ![purrplebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/90ced4/32.png) [@purrplebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/purrplebear)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2000, 10:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anti-pro-choose-your-weapons-or-gunfight-in-the-sdmb-corral/21562/115 "2000-06-11T22:42:37Z")
Suddenly finding herself drenched from above, purplebear notices Chronos off to the side laughing his head off at her dilemma. Vowing vengeance, she gets up, only to have what’s left of her top disintegrate and fall off in pieces. :eek: Thank goodness for the towel lying nearby, while wet with water, pudding and jello, it will do for now. ‘I’ll be back!’ she vows as she rushes off to aquire a sturdier top for the next round, only to bump into BratMan, hiding out by the entrance to the showers. He attempts to delay her, but she brushes around him and keeps going. Anti, where are you? Smoothie? Sunshine? VB? dpr? Rock-n-Rolga? Anyone? ---
**Author:** ![Anti\_Pro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Anti\_Pro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anti_Pro)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2000, 10:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anti-pro-choose-your-weapons-or-gunfight-in-the-sdmb-corral/21562/116 "2000-06-11T22:50:49Z")
\*\* Good Grief, purplebear!! \*\* ::::::handing you a terry cloth robe::::cover yourself before you catch your death of cold!:::::sniff::::::::Is that you with the tuna, purp??? Oh, so the tricky squirrel leaves squirrel shaped dooey just to fool me??! Is he in league with Flybrat and Sunshine?? Narile said he disassembled the treb, so I think we are out of luck there, but hey! I found some of these rubber gloves that we can NOT only fill with water, jello and some of this delicious leftover pudding,::::oh watch that, it’s mixing with the dirt! Pack it in there for Lord of the Flybrats!! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![dpr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/8797f3/32.png) [@dpr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dpr)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2000, 10:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anti-pro-choose-your-weapons-or-gunfight-in-the-sdmb-corral/21562/117 "2000-06-11T22:54:19Z")
_gets caught in the worst of dilemmas as PB’s top distintegrates: do I apprecaite the form within or in respect of a friend’s modesty turn away?_ Oh I hate these hard questions!!! ---
**Author:** ![purrplebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/90ced4/32.png) [@purrplebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/purrplebear)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2000, 11:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anti-pro-choose-your-weapons-or-gunfight-in-the-sdmb-corral/21562/118 "2000-06-11T23:14:03Z")
Whew! Thanks, Anti. No, that’s BratMan, I tried to wash off the tuna, but apparently not in time. I bumped into him a minute ago. Last seen, he was headed off to the woods again, to hook up with dpr for some more pranks. Helping Anti pack the rubber gloves with the assorted goo, purplebear keeps looking around to see where Chronos, dpr, and BratMan have gone off to. \ And, dpr, my _official_ stance is that a good friend would turn away. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![dpr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/8797f3/32.png) [@dpr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dpr)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2000, 11:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anti-pro-choose-your-weapons-or-gunfight-in-the-sdmb-corral/21562/119 "2000-06-11T23:19:35Z")
No, no, no: a REAL friend would turn away. A good friend wouldn’t need to… 😉 _p.s. I turned away in my head dammit_ Hmmm snug fit there PB… I have an urge to turn away again… 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Anti\_Pro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Anti\_Pro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anti_Pro)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2000, 7:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anti-pro-choose-your-weapons-or-gunfight-in-the-sdmb-corral/21562/120 "2000-06-12T07:03:03Z")
Aunty getting put out with the heat waves from \*\* dpr and purplepunkin’ \*\* hoses them both down with cold water!! There! That better?? Oh wow, got that top just a tad snugger didn’t I? Better hose down dpr some more!! 😉 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anti-pro-choose-your-weapons-or-gunfight-in-the-sdmb-corral/21562.md?page=5) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anti-pro-choose-your-weapons-or-gunfight-in-the-sdmb-corral/21562.md?page=7)