# Anti Pro choose your weapons (or gunfight in the SDMB corral) **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 6, 2000, 4:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anti-pro-choose-your-weapons-or-gunfight-in-the-sdmb-corral/21562 "2000-06-06T16:34:34Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 8
**Author:** ![zebbmx](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/958977/32.png) [@zebbmx](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zebbmx)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2000, 7:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anti-pro-choose-your-weapons-or-gunfight-in-the-sdmb-corral/21562/141 "2000-07-09T19:55:13Z")
Throws a water balllon at brats old sandwhich—Taste it yourself ---
**Author:** ![ChrisP\_One\_Kenobe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e19b73/32.png) [@ChrisP\_One\_Kenobe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChrisP_One_Kenobe)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2000, 6:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anti-pro-choose-your-weapons-or-gunfight-in-the-sdmb-corral/21562/142 "2000-07-10T18:09:34Z")
::uses the force to throw very large water balloons on Anti while gun is jammed:: Cheap, I know, but being a newbie I have to immediately establish my bad-assedness. ---
**Author:** ![SmoothOperator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3bc359/32.png) [@SmoothOperator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SmoothOperator)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2000, 9:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anti-pro-choose-your-weapons-or-gunfight-in-the-sdmb-corral/21562/143 "2000-07-10T21:27:48Z")
Smoothie turns a fire hose on ChrisP. I’ve got him Anti Pro, you see if you can’t get the rest of the group subdued. ---
**Author:** ![MrSlam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b19c9b/32.png) [@MrSlam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrSlam)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2000, 10:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anti-pro-choose-your-weapons-or-gunfight-in-the-sdmb-corral/21562/144 "2000-07-11T10:10:00Z")
It’s time to put an end to this silly little water war! Ok God! Let er’ rip! _Begins to rain for the next 40 days and 40 nights_ ---
**Author:** ![SmoothOperator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3bc359/32.png) [@SmoothOperator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SmoothOperator)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2000, 11:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anti-pro-choose-your-weapons-or-gunfight-in-the-sdmb-corral/21562/145 "2000-07-11T11:25:13Z")
Ok everyone, hop on the ark that I made while the thread was dying. We will find another place for us. ---
**Author:** ![lurkernomore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/d6d6ee/32.png) [@lurkernomore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lurkernomore)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2000, 12:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anti-pro-choose-your-weapons-or-gunfight-in-the-sdmb-corral/21562/146 "2000-07-11T12:10:50Z")
Hey Smooth - I don’t see any unicorns on board - you forgot 'em!!They can’t swim!! ---
**Author:** ![MrSlam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b19c9b/32.png) [@MrSlam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrSlam)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2000, 7:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anti-pro-choose-your-weapons-or-gunfight-in-the-sdmb-corral/21562/147 "2000-07-12T07:33:41Z")
_Clinging on a floating log_ Maybe this wasn’t such a good idea afterall… ---
**Author:** ![SmoothOperator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3bc359/32.png) [@SmoothOperator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SmoothOperator)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2000, 9:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anti-pro-choose-your-weapons-or-gunfight-in-the-sdmb-corral/21562/148 "2000-07-12T09:54:31Z")
Did you think that was an oversight? :more evil laughter: ---
**Author:** ![Anti\_Pro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Anti\_Pro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anti_Pro)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2000, 3:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anti-pro-choose-your-weapons-or-gunfight-in-the-sdmb-corral/21562/149 "2000-07-13T03:15:00Z")
:::::Throwing wintergreen lifesavers to MrSlam:::: Here, this should help, I’d throw you these big white ones with SSSmoothie on them, but we’re using them to sit on, sorrrrrrrrrrryyyy!!! Okay, where is the cooler with the ice?? ---
**Author:** ![Sunshine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Sunshine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunshine)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2000, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anti-pro-choose-your-weapons-or-gunfight-in-the-sdmb-corral/21562/150 "2000-07-13T20:28:48Z")
_Hey, are we still doing this? Cool!_ ::: takes bite of questionable tuna sandwich ::: Good news, **Brat**! Only the domestic sandwiches spoil quickly! This wild one’s still good as new. ::: opens industrial sized cooler, hands out cold ones ::: You guys are lucky I was able to drag this thing onto the Ark all by myself! Where’s your trusty partner when you need him? Anyway, here ya go, **Anti** , enjoy! ---
**Author:** ![ChrisP\_One\_Kenobe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e19b73/32.png) [@ChrisP\_One\_Kenobe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChrisP_One_Kenobe)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2000, 8:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anti-pro-choose-your-weapons-or-gunfight-in-the-sdmb-corral/21562/151 "2000-07-13T20:33:48Z")
::uses the Force to stop the rain:: _turns to smooth with dual SS 100’s_ SSSSplooooossssshhhhh. Where’s your firehose now? Bwahaha! Hey Sunny, you can be my sidekick, that is, if you’re lookin’ for a real hero… ---
**Author:** ![ChrisP\_One\_Kenobe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e19b73/32.png) [@ChrisP\_One\_Kenobe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChrisP_One_Kenobe)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2000, 8:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anti-pro-choose-your-weapons-or-gunfight-in-the-sdmb-corral/21562/152 "2000-07-13T20:49:49Z")
That’s what I thought. No one is woman enough on this ark to stand up to me and my hopefully(?) trusty sidekick, Sunshine. We are the tag-team waterfight champions of the world… ---
**Author:** ![Sunshine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Sunshine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunshine)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2000, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anti-pro-choose-your-weapons-or-gunfight-in-the-sdmb-corral/21562/153 "2000-07-13T20:52:37Z")
I’m sorry, **ChrisP** , but I’m not a free agent. You’ll have to negotiate a trade with my current hero/partner, **BratMan**. Possibly for an early pick in next year’s sidekick draft? ---
**Author:** ![MagicalSilverKey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8797f3/32.png) [@MagicalSilverKey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MagicalSilverKey)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2000, 8:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anti-pro-choose-your-weapons-or-gunfight-in-the-sdmb-corral/21562/154 "2000-07-13T20:54:14Z")
I invented a device for my lawn hose 2 years ago, since I couldn’t afford a mechanical pressure washer. If I get this bugger out, I aim at you, you’re going down! Bwahahahaha! It emits a focused, high-pressure, long-distance stream. Range is approximately 20 yards. going into “Bruce Campbell as Ash, in Army Of Darkness” mode: _ **"Alright…who wants some? Who’s next? huh? You want some? You want a little? you! You want some, huh! Do ya?"** _ ---
**Author:** ![SmoothOperator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3bc359/32.png) [@SmoothOperator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SmoothOperator)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2000, 8:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anti-pro-choose-your-weapons-or-gunfight-in-the-sdmb-corral/21562/155 "2000-07-13T20:57:12Z")
SmoothOperator pushes ChrisP off of the ark and throws him a SSSSmoothie lifesaver. :evil laughter: No one challenges me on my ark and gets away with it. If I don’t have room for unicorns then I don’t have room for rivals. Sunshine, don’t help him. Well I guess that you can throw him a line so that he is dragged behind the ark. Where is that dove with an olive branch? Hasn’t the water subsided yet? :blatant biblical plot: ---
**Author:** ![Sunshine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Sunshine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunshine)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2000, 9:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anti-pro-choose-your-weapons-or-gunfight-in-the-sdmb-corral/21562/156 "2000-07-13T21:01:25Z")
No problem, Smooth. That questionable tuna sandwich I ate earlier is making me seasick! Where are we headed anyway? ---
**Author:** ![ChrisP\_One\_Kenobe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e19b73/32.png) [@ChrisP\_One\_Kenobe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChrisP_One_Kenobe)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2000, 9:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anti-pro-choose-your-weapons-or-gunfight-in-the-sdmb-corral/21562/157 "2000-07-13T21:02:27Z")
Okay Sunshine, how about Allies then? As for you Smoothie, maybe you didn’t catch the part where I used the Force, you know, and like, made it stop raining. That’s okay, though, when you are that wet, it’s hard to tell. I just climb this rope to the top and…there we go…back on the boat. I have reloaded my SS100’s with Canola Oil and now I’m ready for some hunting. hehe. Hey Smoothie. Take this! Splooooossssshhhh. Squish Squish Squish. Smoothie falls, the floor covered in canola oil and is unable to grasp her watergun or her hose for that matter. Check… ---
**Author:** ![ChrisP\_One\_Kenobe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e19b73/32.png) [@ChrisP\_One\_Kenobe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChrisP_One_Kenobe)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2000, 9:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anti-pro-choose-your-weapons-or-gunfight-in-the-sdmb-corral/21562/158 "2000-07-13T21:15:21Z")
And here’s a shot for Magical. Splllloooosssshhh. That should slow you down, nothing like a little Canola oil to bring fun into this fight. (man, I really should start making friends in this war) This is my boat now. ---
**Author:** ![ChrisP\_One\_Kenobe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e19b73/32.png) [@ChrisP\_One\_Kenobe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChrisP_One_Kenobe)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2000, 12:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anti-pro-choose-your-weapons-or-gunfight-in-the-sdmb-corral/21562/159 "2000-07-14T00:04:25Z")
I guess no one wants to play. Does that make me the undisputable champion?!? ---
**Author:** ![MrSlam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b19c9b/32.png) [@MrSlam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrSlam)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2000, 7:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anti-pro-choose-your-weapons-or-gunfight-in-the-sdmb-corral/21562/160 "2000-07-14T07:20:40Z")
Gee, thanks Anti-Pro! I’m sure glad my bad breath won’t offend you when I start screaming out in fear and pain as the icy water fills my lungs, and I slowly drown in this endless sea. _Crunch_ …hey! Sparks! _Glub, glub_ GASP! _Cough!_ [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anti-pro-choose-your-weapons-or-gunfight-in-the-sdmb-corral/21562.md?page=7) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anti-pro-choose-your-weapons-or-gunfight-in-the-sdmb-corral/21562.md?page=9)