# Anti Pro choose your weapons (or gunfight in the SDMB corral) **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 6, 2000, 4:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anti-pro-choose-your-weapons-or-gunfight-in-the-sdmb-corral/21562 "2000-06-06T16:34:34Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 7\ **Page:** 9
**Author:** ![SmoothOperator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3bc359/32.png) [@SmoothOperator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SmoothOperator)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2000, 12:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anti-pro-choose-your-weapons-or-gunfight-in-the-sdmb-corral/21562/161 "2000-07-14T12:35:42Z")
Can’t…get…any…traction. Must…get…up…and…defend…myself! ---
**Author:** ![ChrisP\_One\_Kenobe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e19b73/32.png) [@ChrisP\_One\_Kenobe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChrisP_One_Kenobe)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2000, 12:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anti-pro-choose-your-weapons-or-gunfight-in-the-sdmb-corral/21562/162 "2000-07-14T12:55:56Z")
Here you go SeniorSlam. _throws a rope and pulls him up…with the Force of course_ What do say we team up, and take over the boat? ---
**Author:** ![ChrisP\_One\_Kenobe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e19b73/32.png) [@ChrisP\_One\_Kenobe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChrisP_One_Kenobe)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2000, 7:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anti-pro-choose-your-weapons-or-gunfight-in-the-sdmb-corral/21562/163 "2000-07-14T19:34:22Z")
Ha, I guess I win, if everyone loses intrest _raises guns in the air like he just don’t care_ :^) ---
**Author:** ![Sunshine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Sunshine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunshine)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2000, 7:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anti-pro-choose-your-weapons-or-gunfight-in-the-sdmb-corral/21562/164 "2000-07-14T19:42:31Z")
::: thinking quickly, Sunshine aims her glorious wet cleavage at **ChrisP** , thereby rendering his use of the Force ineffective, as well as placing him into a boobie-induced trance ::: Ok, that oughta help, **Smooth**! What next? ---
**Author:** ![ChrisP\_One\_Kenobe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e19b73/32.png) [@ChrisP\_One\_Kenobe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChrisP_One_Kenobe)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2000, 8:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anti-pro-choose-your-weapons-or-gunfight-in-the-sdmb-corral/21562/165 "2000-07-14T20:00:23Z")
Ah but you are mistaken, you may have disabled the force, but I am wearing my cleavage-blocking-water-fight goggles. Oh yes, I’m smarter than I look. Here let me oil you up! Spppplllllooooooosssshhhhh. _trying to think of something witty to say about sunshine and oil, but nothing comes to mind_ ---
**Author:** ![Anti\_Pro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Anti\_Pro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anti_Pro)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2000, 2:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anti-pro-choose-your-weapons-or-gunfight-in-the-sdmb-corral/21562/166 "2000-07-15T02:21:35Z")
::::::helping Smoothie the Operator up::::::::::::: gotta be careful around here!! Your welcome for the life savers, MrSlam!! Good breath is always a must for the hereafter ya know!! Chris there is NO such thing as ‘Cleavage-blockage-water fight goggles!’ Everyone knows that the Congress blocked the bill #T!2 that would have allowed that kind of technology into the good ol U S of A!!! AND this fight doesn’t end till Smoothie SAYS so, and she hain’t said so yet!! :::::::::Soaking Chris with baby oil and water machine gun blasters dyed green::::::::::::: Yo ho ho, me hearties, looks like we got a Chris Green bean aboard!! Hey Pod Boy, what about that??? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![MrSlam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b19c9b/32.png) [@MrSlam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrSlam)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2000, 10:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anti-pro-choose-your-weapons-or-gunfight-in-the-sdmb-corral/21562/167 "2000-07-15T22:31:29Z")
It sure is good to be out of the water! _Pulls out a Super Soaker 4000 XG_ Now, Take this everyone! _SPLOOSH!__SPLOOSH!_ (Misses everyone but soaks the Ark) Uh-oh… This water gun is filled with gasoline! Good thing no one here smokes, eh? We’d be in a bit of trouble then, now wouldn’t we? I’ll just carelessly forget that I sprayed gasoline everywhere and get my water filled gun outta’ this box here… _Rummage_ Hmmm…oily rages… lighter fluid… Nitro… PEZ dispenser… [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anti-pro-choose-your-weapons-or-gunfight-in-the-sdmb-corral/21562.md?page=8)