# Anti-Rant, Perfect weather.

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anti-rant-perfect-weather/750395>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [March 27, 2016, 9:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anti-rant-perfect-weather/750395 "2016-03-27T21:40:56Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 4\
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**Author:** ![wolfman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/a8b319/32.png) [@wolfman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfman)\
**Post date:** [March 27, 2016, 9:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anti-rant-perfect-weather/750395/1 "2016-03-27T21:40:56Z")

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If I had control of the Illuminati weather machine, every day would be like today. 65, sunny that held for 8 hours or so, good rain storm coming in late tonight.

Got a good bunch of yard work done(plus laundry, but that’s meh). Got the stale winter air out; replaced by pre-pollen spring air, and now sitting down, feeling the ideal amount of well-accomplished dirty and sweaty, to demolish a rib-eye, potato salad, and couple Founder’s Porters.

🙂

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**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\
**Post date:** [March 27, 2016, 10:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anti-rant-perfect-weather/750395/2 "2016-03-27T22:38:06Z")

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Here, it’s 76 with blue skies. Unfortunately, I’ve had to work indoors all day.

(And, unlike the OP, people can actually see where I am. :rolleyes:)

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**Author:** ![Pork\_Rind](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pork_rind/32/111_2.png) [@Pork\_Rind](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pork_Rind)\
**Post date:** [March 27, 2016, 11:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anti-rant-perfect-weather/750395/3 "2016-03-27T23:46:05Z")

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I can’t get access to that Illuminati-controlled weather machine, so I moved to where they seem to be running it for maximum benefit. If they ever re-aim the beam, I’m in trouble for sure.

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**Author:** ![Hari\_Seldon](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hari_seldon/32/5173_2.png) [@Hari\_Seldon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hari_Seldon)\
**Post date:** [March 28, 2016, 12:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anti-rant-perfect-weather/750395/4 "2016-03-28T00:05:11Z")

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The OP didn’t give location, but here in Montreal it was a bright sunny day, with a high around 55 (13C). My wife and I took a long walk and sat in a park for a half hour, just soaking up those rays.
