# Anti-social distancing

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**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [March 28, 2020, 1:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anti-social-distancing/850476 "2020-03-28T01:16:11Z")\
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**Author:** ![Rich\_Mann](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ce73a5/32.png) [@Rich\_Mann](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rich_Mann)\
**Post date:** [March 28, 2020, 1:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anti-social-distancing/850476/1 "2020-03-28T01:16:11Z")

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All the calls for ‘social distancing’ don’t seem to be working. Whenever I’m forced to go out to where other people are, at least one person gets unnecessarily close.

So I have pioneered ‘anti-social distancing’.

I fake a coughing fit.

That backs them right the hell off!

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