# Anti-vaxxers are ignorant scumbags that kill children

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**Created:** [September 1, 2016, 1:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anti-vaxxers-are-ignorant-scumbags-that-kill-children/764626 "2016-09-01T01:59:52Z")\
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**Author:** ![crowmanyclouds](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crowmanyclouds/32/19884_2.png) [@crowmanyclouds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/crowmanyclouds)\
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I’m waiting to hear that parents have an absolute right to decide what medical treatments their children will get . . . just ignore what’s already been said about parents allowing their children gender affirming medical care because somehow that’s totally different!

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Adam & Eve\* may have had measles\*\* — and may have died from it — which makes measles and dying from it perfectly natural. But nobody in the Bible had “gender affirming medical care,” so that’s not natural. QED and cry me some sweet sweet tears, lib’rul!

\* Not Adam & Steve.  
\*\* If they did, it was of course the woman’s fault.

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I saw a meme that said “Jesus was unvaccinated” and I replied, “Yeah, and that’s one reason why the average life expectancy in that place and time was 33 years.”

Pure vitamin A requires a prescription because the therapeutic index (i.e. the difference between the needed amount and the toxic amount) is so narrow. OTC vitamins use beta carotene, which the body converts to vitamin A as needed.

Humorous anecdote: When I was a late 1970s tween, someone came out with “Tanning Pills”, which were, you guessed it, beta carotene. Taken as directed, in theory they would give the skin a bit of an orange glow. One of my classmates bought some and smuggled them into the house, and took a handful before going to bed. The next morning, she woke up pumpkin orange from head to toe (nope, no makeup lines like Mr. 8647 has) and her parents shoved her into the car and floored it to the nearest emergency room. When they walked in, the ER staff knew immediately what she had been up to. Thankfully, she had no other adverse effects from it, but it did take a number of days to fade.

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> [@nearwildheaven](#):
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> When they walked in, the ER staff knew immediately what she had been up to.

That also happened in an episode of _House_.

[![](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/house/images/7/7e/Vlcsnap-2012-09-25-02h33m40s244.png) ](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/house/images/7/7e/Vlcsnap-2012-09-25-02h33m40s244.png)

> **[Orange Man](https://house.fandom.com/wiki/Orange_Man)**
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> The Orange Man was a clinic patient in the Pilot episode. He came in complaining of a sore back, but failed to notice that his skin was a bright orange color. He was apparently an important donor to the hospital because he got an audience with Lisa...

And _Scrubs_.

[![](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/scrubs/images/5/58/6x4-Orange_Man.jpg) ](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/scrubs/images/5/58/6x4-Orange_Man.jpg)

(Though that was an episode where _Scrubs_ was doing a parody of _House_, and the orange guy was part of that.)

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**Post date:** [March 28, 2025, 2:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anti-vaxxers-are-ignorant-scumbags-that-kill-children/764626/1406 "2025-03-28T02:58:09Z")

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The late medical writer Berton Roueche told a story about an “orange man” who got that way because he’d really gotten into juicing, and specifically carrots and tomatoes.

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I can top that – I knew a girl in high school who ate so many carrots she turned orange.

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Several years ago, I ate an entire large carrot, raw, and had bright orange poop the next day. Never happened before or since.

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And in my stupid younger days I drank so much creme de menthe that… well, you get the picture.

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> [@EddyTeddyFreddy](#):
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> And in my stupid younger days I drank so much creme de menthe that…

You developed a layer of nougat?

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Your teachers called you “Grasshopper”?

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Not to nitpick, but why not? The man in the Roueche story actually reporting consuming loads and loads of raw carrots and tomatoes (not juice), including having his wife constantly slicing them up for him to consume on a long road trip.

Amusingly, neither he nor his wife noticed that his skin had turned an orange hue, and he showed up at the surprised doctor’s office with an entirely different complaint.

To be even more pedantic, eating lots and lots of carrots can turn your skin yellow (xanthoderma) and binging on tomatoes can produce a reddish skin color, so if you gorge on both carrots and tomatoes, you might get to be Orange Man (or Woman). Take a ton of colloidal silver at the same time, and I suppose you could turn green and get a job as the Jolly Green Giant.

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I have a feeling that the skin color that might be produced by overindulging on colloidal silver and tomatoes or carrots does not exist in any known color palette.

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The last known cases of smallpox in the U.S. were spread in a similar manner. I had heard it was a train, but it was actually a bus.

> **[1947 New York City smallpox outbreak](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1947_New_York_City_smallpox_outbreak)**
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> The 1947 New York City smallpox outbreak occurred in March 1947 and was declared ended on April 24, 1947. The outbreak marked the largest mass vaccination effort ever conducted for smallpox in America. Within three weeks of the discovery of the outbreak, the U.S. Public Health Service, in conjunction with New York City health officials, had procured the smallpox vaccine and inoculated over 6,350,000 adults and children. Of that number, 5,000,000 had been vaccinated within the first two weeks.

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But it’s safe to say that both instances are/were… disasters…?

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The NYC smallpox outbreak is vividly described in the Roueche story “A Man From Mexico”.

I’ve never forgotten his description of index patient Le Bar’s perambulations around Manhattan as “morbid, chaotic and dismaying”.

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Is it wrong that I want someone to do it just to see the outcome? It would be fascinating.

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> The Food and Drug Administration’s top vaccine official has been pushed out, according to people familiar with the matter.
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> Dr. Peter Marks, who played a key role in the first Trump administration’s Operation Warp Speed to develop Covid-19 vaccines, stepped down Friday. He submitted his resignation after a Health and Human Services official earlier in the day gave him the choice to resign or be fired, people familiar with the matter said.
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> “It has become clear that truth and transparency are not desired by the Secretary, but rather he wishes subservient confirmation of his misinformation and lies,” Marks wrote in a resignation letter referring to HHS Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr.

**FDA’s Top Vaccine Official Forced Out**

[https://www.msn.com/en-us/health/other/fda-s-top-vaccine-official-forced-out/ar-AA1BSdgN](https://www.msn.com/en-us/health/other/fda-s-top-vaccine-official-forced-out/ar-AA1BSdgN)

And note that:

> **[Texas reaches 400 measles cases as US deals with outbreaks in 5 states](https://apnews.com/article/measles-outbreak-texas-new-mexico-vaccine-rfk-d5444b3397ac7c4034e63becc219aa33)**
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> Texas has reached 400 cases of measles in an outbreak that started two months ago. Texas, New Mexico, Ohio, Kansas and Oklahoma all have active measles outbreaks.

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Unfortunately, argyrism, from long term use of colloidal silver, is basically a full body tattoo.

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So, how soon do you think it will be before they rehabilitate Typhoid Mary and call her a martyr to big medicine, her freedom to work unfairly limited.

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‘Her body, her choice!’  
‘Germ theory is _just_ a theory!’  
‘Endemetics are FAKE NEWS!’

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