# Antisongs - a game.

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/antisongs-a-game/70225>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [June 26, 2001, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/antisongs-a-game/70225 "2001-06-26T18:19:02Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![racinchikki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/eada6e/32.png) [@racinchikki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/racinchikki)\
**Post date:** [June 26, 2001, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/antisongs-a-game/70225/1 "2001-06-26T18:19:02Z")

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Basically, the thing here is to take a song and find its opposite. Ideally, playing these two songs at the same time would make the radio station implode.

This all began because there’s a new song out titled “Superman” (I can’t remember the name of the group that sings it), and I was thinking - what would happen if you played that song and 3 Doors Down’s hit “Kryptonite” at the same time?

Or Led Zeppelin’s “Stairway to Heaven” and “Highway to Hell” by AC/DC?

Or “Nobody Knows” by Kevin Sharp and “Everybody Knows” by Trisha Yearwood?  
You get the idea. Your turn.

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**Author:** ![blainer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/a698b9/32.png) [@blainer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blainer)\
**Post date:** [June 26, 2001, 6:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/antisongs-a-game/70225/2 "2001-06-26T18:34:19Z")

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“Heaven is a Place on Earth” by Belinda Carlisle

vs.

“Philadelphia” by Bruce Springsteen

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**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\
**Post date:** [June 26, 2001, 6:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/antisongs-a-game/70225/3 "2001-06-26T18:51:15Z")

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“Help” by the Beatles

vs

“Leave Me Alone” by (I think) Helen Reddy

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**Author:** ![Why\_A\_Duck](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/13edae/32.png) [@Why\_A\_Duck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Why_A_Duck)\
**Post date:** [June 26, 2001, 7:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/antisongs-a-game/70225/4 "2001-06-26T19:14:01Z")

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“Oops, I Did It Again” by Brittany Spears

vs.

“It Wasn’t Me” by Shaggy

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**Author:** ![blainer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/a698b9/32.png) [@blainer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blainer)\
**Post date:** [June 26, 2001, 7:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/antisongs-a-game/70225/5 "2001-06-26T19:31:35Z")

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“We Don’t Have to Take Our Clothes Off” (One hit wonder 80s song)

vs.

“May We Bang You” by Parliament

“Straight Outta Compton” by NWA

vs.

“Okie from Muskogee” by Waylon Jennings (i think)

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**Author:** ![Beadalin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3be4f8/32.png) [@Beadalin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beadalin)\
**Post date:** [June 26, 2001, 7:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/antisongs-a-game/70225/6 "2001-06-26T19:33:41Z")

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“Let’s Make Some Noise” by The Tubes  
vs.  
“The Sound of Silence” by Simon & Garfunkel

“Bad Moon Risin’” by Creedence Clearwater  
vs.  
“Sunshine on My Shoulders” by John Denver

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**Author:** ![blainer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/a698b9/32.png) [@blainer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blainer)\
**Post date:** [June 26, 2001, 7:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/antisongs-a-game/70225/7 "2001-06-26T19:41:41Z")

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This is fun! Great thread!

“Separate Ways” by Journey

vs.

“Come Together” by the Beatles

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**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\
**Post date:** [June 26, 2001, 7:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/antisongs-a-game/70225/8 "2001-06-26T19:54:46Z")

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B-I-N-G-O

vs.

Dead Puppies are No Fun

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**Post date:** [June 26, 2001, 8:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/antisongs-a-game/70225/9 "2001-06-26T20:20:03Z")

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How about:

“Runaround Sue” by Dion  
and  
“I Wanna Stay Home” by Jellyfish

“Old Time Rock & Roll” by Bob Segar  
and  
“New Age Girl” by Deadeye Dick

“Don’t Say You Love Me” by Billy Squire  
and  
“Say You Love Me” by Fleetwood Mac

“I Wanna Know What Love Is” by Foreigner  
and  
“I Don’t Wanna Know” by REO Speedwagon

“Honesty” by Billy Joel  
and  
“Little Lies” by Fleetwood Mac

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**Author:** ![missdavis102](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7feea3/32.png) [@missdavis102](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/missdavis102)\
**Post date:** [June 26, 2001, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/antisongs-a-game/70225/10 "2001-06-26T20:21:14Z")

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Little Red Corvette  
vs.  
Pink Cadillac  
(neither of which is sung by The Cars)

Or

Dear Prudence (the Beatles)  
vs.  
Lady Marmalade

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**Author:** ![Freudian\_Slit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)\
**Post date:** [June 26, 2001, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/antisongs-a-game/70225/11 "2001-06-26T20:28:05Z")

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**With A Little Help From My Friends** (Beatles)

vs.

\*\*I Walk Alone[b/] (Oleander)

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**Burning For You** (Blue Oyster Cult)

vs.

**She’s So Cold** (Rolling Stones)

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**Paint It Black** (Rolling Stones)

vs.

**She’s a Rainbow** (Rolling Stones)

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**Author:** ![blainer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/a698b9/32.png) [@blainer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blainer)\
**Post date:** [June 26, 2001, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/antisongs-a-game/70225/12 "2001-06-26T20:28:07Z")

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“Never Surrender” by Corey Hart

vs.

“Surrender” by Cheap Trick

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**Author:** ![blainer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/a698b9/32.png) [@blainer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blainer)\
**Post date:** [June 26, 2001, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/antisongs-a-game/70225/13 "2001-06-26T20:43:25Z")

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“Go West” by The Village People

vs.

“Midnight Train to Georgia”

“I Will Survive” by Gloria Gaynor

vs.

“The Fixin’ to Die Rag” by Country Joe and the Fish

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**Post date:** [June 26, 2001, 8:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/antisongs-a-game/70225/14 "2001-06-26T20:56:48Z")

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“Comfortably Numb” by Pink Floyd  
vs.  
“Hyperactive” by Thomas Dolby

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**Author:** ![Albert\_Rose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9de053/32.png) [@Albert\_Rose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Albert_Rose)\
**Post date:** [June 27, 2001, 4:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/antisongs-a-game/70225/15 "2001-06-27T04:37:07Z")

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Earth Angel, by **The Penguins**  
vs.  
Devil With a Blue Dress, by **Mitch Ryder & the Detroit Wheels**  
Goodnite Sweetheart, Goodnight, by **The Spaniels**  
vs.  
No Sleep 'Til Brooklyn, by (?) **Peter, Paul and Mary** (?)

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**Post date:** [June 27, 2001, 4:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/antisongs-a-game/70225/16 "2001-06-27T04:42:53Z")

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> [@](#):
>
> \*Originally posted by missdavis102 \*  
> Little Red Corvette  
> vs.  
> Pink Cadillac  
> (neither of which is sung by The Cars)

You can add “Little Deuce Coupe” to that one.

There’s something about

“California Girls” by the Beach Boys

and

“Where the Boys Are” by Connie Francis

that seems oddly appropriate. Or inappropriate, maybe:)

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**Author:** ![GingerOfTheNorth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cdc98d/32.png) [@GingerOfTheNorth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GingerOfTheNorth)\
**Post date:** [June 27, 2001, 5:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/antisongs-a-game/70225/17 "2001-06-27T05:02:13Z")

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Could I have this dance for the rest of my life - **Anne Murray**  
vs.  
I don’t wanna dance - **Eddie Grant**

Come on over - **One of the bubblegummy pop girls with blonde hair**  
vs.  
Walk Away - **Tom Waits**

I feel pretty - **from the musical Oklahoma(?)**  
vs  
Unpretty - **TLC**

J’ai danse avec mon amour (I dance with my lover) - **Edith Piaf**  
vs  
They Dance Alone - **Sting**

Home - **Sarah Mclachlan**  
vs  
Far and Away - **Enya**

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**Author:** ![Nocturne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/9fc348/32.png) [@Nocturne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nocturne)\
**Post date:** [June 27, 2001, 5:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/antisongs-a-game/70225/18 "2001-06-27T05:07:52Z")

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“Yesterday”-the Beatles  
“Today”-The Smashing Pumpkins  
“Tomorrow”-from the musical Annie.

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**Author:** ![Ferggie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e99b99/32.png) [@Ferggie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferggie)\
**Post date:** [June 27, 2001, 6:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/antisongs-a-game/70225/19 "2001-06-27T06:57:57Z")

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Close Your Eyes – Ozzy  
Don’t Close Your Eyes – Kix

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**Author:** ![Bosstone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/22d042/32.png) [@Bosstone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosstone)\
**Post date:** [June 27, 2001, 7:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/antisongs-a-game/70225/20 "2001-06-27T07:26:04Z")

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Blinded Me With Science - Thomas Dolby  
I Can See Clearly Now - Jimmy Buffet

Man On The Moon - REM  
Walkin’ On The Sun - Smashmouth

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