# Antisongs - a game.

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/antisongs-a-game/70225>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [June 26, 2001, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/antisongs-a-game/70225 "2001-06-26T18:19:02Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 11\
**Page:** 2

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**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\
**Post date:** [June 27, 2001, 1:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/antisongs-a-game/70225/21 "2001-06-27T13:11:23Z")

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“Say, Say, Say” by Paul McCartney and Michael Jackson  
and  
“Don’t Speak” by No Doubt

“Fast As You” by Dwight Yoakum  
and  
“Slow Ride” by Foghat

“I Drink Alone” by George Thoroughgood  
and  
“With A Little Help From My Friends” by Joe Cocker

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**Author:** ![The\_Big\_Cheese](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/8baadc/32.png) [@The\_Big\_Cheese](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Big_Cheese)\
**Post date:** [June 27, 2001, 1:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/antisongs-a-game/70225/22 "2001-06-27T13:25:17Z")

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Lonely Girls - Lucinda WIlliams  
vs.  
Party Girl - Elvis Costello  
1 in 10 - UB40  
vs.  
9 times out of 10 - Teddy Pendergrass

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**Author:** ![John\_Kentzel-Griffin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ccd318/32.png) [@John\_Kentzel-Griffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Kentzel-Griffin)\
**Post date:** [June 27, 2001, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/antisongs-a-game/70225/23 "2001-06-27T16:06:20Z")

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“Everybody’s Talking” - **Harry Nilsson**

“Shut Up And Kiss Me” - **Mary Chapin Carpenter**

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**Author:** ![Skerri](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f04885/32.png) [@Skerri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skerri)\
**Post date:** [June 27, 2001, 5:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/antisongs-a-game/70225/24 "2001-06-27T17:04:28Z")

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“No Rain” - Blind Melon  
vs.  
“I’m only happy when it rains” - Garbage

“Forever Young” - Rod Stewart  
vs.  
“Elderly Woman behind the counter in a small town” - Pearl Jam

“It’s been awhile” - Staind  
vs.  
“Right Here, Right Now” - Jesus Jones

“This Charming Man” - The Smiths  
vs.  
“Run, Shithead, Run” - Mudhoney

“Keep Your Hands to Yourself” - Georgia Satellites  
vs.  
“I Want Your Sex” - George Micheal

“Love Will Tear Us Apart” - Joy Division  
vs.  
“Love Will Keep Us Together” - ? ( I can’t remember the chick’s name)

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**Author:** ![big\_yellow\_kingswood](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/8e8cbc/32.png) [@big\_yellow\_kingswood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/big_yellow_kingswood)\
**Post date:** [June 27, 2001, 6:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/antisongs-a-game/70225/25 "2001-06-27T18:28:36Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Skerri \*  
> \*\*  
> “This Charming Man” - The Smiths  
> vs.  
> “Run, Shithead, Run” - Mudhoney
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> \*\*

HA! Funniest thing I’ve read tonight.

I’ll try think of a contribution…

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**Author:** ![Fish42](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/4da419/32.png) [@Fish42](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fish42)\
**Post date:** [June 27, 2001, 8:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/antisongs-a-game/70225/26 "2001-06-27T20:57:59Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Skerri \*  
> \*\*  
> “Love Will Tear Us Apart” - Joy Division  
> vs.  
> “Love Will Keep Us Together” - ? ( I can’t remember the chick’s name)
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> \*\*

The Captain and Tenille.

Others:

“I’m Coming Out”–Diana Ross  
vs.  
“In the Closet”–Michael Jackson

“Love for Sale”–Cole Porter  
vs.  
“Can’t Buy Me Love”–The Beatles

“Up All Night”–The Boomtown Rats  
vs.  
“I Go To Sleep”–The Pretenders

“Up on the Roof”–The Drifters  
vs.  
'In the Basement"–Etta James & Sugar Pie DeSanto

“North to Alaska”–Johnny Horton  
vs.  
“South of the Border”–Frank Sinatra

“Got My Mind Set on You”–George Harrison  
vs.  
“Got to Get You Off Of My Mind”–Solomon Burke

“Let It Rain”–Eric Clapton  
vs.  
“Let the Sunshine In”–The 5th Dimension

“Chains”–The Cookies  
vs.  
“Unchained Melody”–The Righteous Brothers

“We’ve Only Just Begun”–The Carpenters  
vs.  
“It’s Over”–Roy Orbison

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**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\
**Post date:** [June 27, 2001, 9:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/antisongs-a-game/70225/27 "2001-06-27T21:11:59Z")

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“What I Like About You” by The Romantics  
and  
“Everything About You” by Ugly Kid Joe

“U Can’t Touch This” by MC Hammer  
and  
“I Touch Myself” by The Devinyls

“Hot Blooded” by Foreigner  
and  
“Ice Ice Baby” by Vanilla Ice

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**Author:** ![Sofa\_King](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/58956e/32.png) [@Sofa\_King](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sofa_King)\
**Post date:** [June 27, 2001, 9:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/antisongs-a-game/70225/28 "2001-06-27T21:57:23Z")

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“Drinkin’ and Drivin’ (Is So Much Fun)” - Pietasters

“I Walk the Line” - Johnny Cash  
“Analog Kid” - Rush

“Digital Man” - Rush

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**Author:** ![deepbluesea](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ba9def/32.png) [@deepbluesea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/deepbluesea)\
**Post date:** [June 27, 2001, 11:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/antisongs-a-game/70225/29 "2001-06-27T23:09:07Z")

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“Say You’re Sorry” by Ministry  
v.  
“I’m Not Sorry” by the Golden Palaminos

“Happy Birthday” by whoever it is that wrote it  
v.  
“Unhappy Birthday” by The Smiths

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**Author:** ![deepbluesea](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ba9def/32.png) [@deepbluesea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/deepbluesea)\
**Post date:** [June 27, 2001, 11:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/antisongs-a-game/70225/30 "2001-06-27T23:49:44Z")

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“Mother” by Pink Floyd  
v.  
“Daddy-O” by ?

“I Still Believe” by The Call  
v.  
“Don’t Believe Anymore” by Icehouse

“It’s the End of the World As We Know It” by REM  
v.  
“We’ve Only Just Begun” by (I think) the Carpenters

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**Author:** ![dasceder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/3d9bf3/32.png) [@dasceder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dasceder)\
**Post date:** [June 28, 2001, 12:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/antisongs-a-game/70225/31 "2001-06-28T00:08:41Z")

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“I Love the Way you Love Me” Faith Hill

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“I Hate Myself For Loving You” J.J. & the Blackhearts

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