# Antoine Dodson: Hide Your Kids/Hide Your Wife/ Husband Too cause They Raping Everybody Out Here" Guy **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [August 3, 2010, 7:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/antoine-dodson-hide-your-kids-hide-your-wife-husband-too-cause-they-raping-everybody-out-here-guy/549039 "2010-08-03T19:12:17Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Ryan\_Liam](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ryan_liam/32/3965_2.png) [@Ryan\_Liam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ryan_Liam)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2010, 7:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/antoine-dodson-hide-your-kids-hide-your-wife-husband-too-cause-they-raping-everybody-out-here-guy/549039/1 "2010-08-03T19:12:17Z")
I just had to share this, it’s hillarious. His reaction, not attempted rape, lets get that clear, enjoy! [![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/hMtZfW2z9dw/hqdefault.jpg "BED INTRUDER SONG!!!") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hMtZfW2z9dw) ---
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2010, 8:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/antoine-dodson-hide-your-kids-hide-your-wife-husband-too-cause-they-raping-everybody-out-here-guy/549039/2 "2010-08-03T20:06:22Z")
For those who have somehow missed this current viral video, it begins with a very unfunny story about an attempted rape in the housing projects of Huntsville, Alabama, that was thwarted by the would-have-been-victim fighting him off and by her brother coming to her rescue. The rapist fled the scene, leaving behind some evidence that hopefully will be used to apprehend him. Those not familiar may wonder what I did when I first saw the first-part of the video: what in hell is funny about this story? And then the answer presents itself-Antoine Dodson, the victim’s brother. [Original Video](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ua-OqYZC1DA&feature=related) Literally within minutes of the broadcast Antoine Dodson is a youtube sensation and literally overnight he’s had millions of views. Then he gets several remixes, the best one by the Autotune the News brothers- [Bed Intruder Song](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hMtZfW2z9dw) He’s also been[reinterviewed since](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-hdC16-cTQ0)he became famous. He seems to have a great sense of humor about it. So, some black people have written editorials claiming he’s a disgrace which I certainly can’t see; he’s an obvious _character_ but he also _helped save his sister from a rape_. Others have written editorials defending him (like he needs it). The fact he’s funny as hell when pissed probably will do more to nab the assailant (if he gets nabbed) than the Huntsville Police Department would do in a month of Sundays. I’d definitely trade the 500 pound Alabama women in the _Kiss Mah Gritz_ T shirts who they pick to describe the tornado for him. I just hope there’s some way he can use his fame- which of course is fleeting (“Leave Britney alone!!!”) to get some cash- T-shirts or personal appearances or something. No real point to the thread, but just curious what others think about the video and about the “mega famous overnight” stardom that comes with viral video. (I’m surprised there hasn’t been a major movie yet in which the star is an unintentional viral video superstar.) ---
**Author:** ![Duke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e8c25b/32.png) [@Duke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duke)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2010, 8:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/antoine-dodson-hide-your-kids-hide-your-wife-husband-too-cause-they-raping-everybody-out-here-guy/549039/3 "2010-08-03T20:14:03Z")
**Sampiro** , you don’t have to confess to linking this, cuz we looking for you, we gonna find you, so you run and tell dat! HOMEBOY! ---
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2010, 8:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/antoine-dodson-hide-your-kids-hide-your-wife-husband-too-cause-they-raping-everybody-out-here-guy/549039/4 "2010-08-03T20:30:51Z")
I’m irked at the T-shirts and coffee cups and other merchandise being sold on YouTube though. _Antoine_ should be the only one profiting from that; ‘cause they rapin’ everybody out here’ is his intellectual property. ---
**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2010, 8:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/antoine-dodson-hide-your-kids-hide-your-wife-husband-too-cause-they-raping-everybody-out-here-guy/549039/5 "2010-08-03T20:36:25Z")
I merged **Ryan\_Liam** ’s thread and **Sampiro** ’s. I changed the title to **Sampiro** ’s because it was more descriptive. ---
**Author:** ![Ryan\_Liam](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ryan_liam/32/3965_2.png) [@Ryan\_Liam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ryan_Liam)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2010, 8:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/antoine-dodson-hide-your-kids-hide-your-wife-husband-too-cause-they-raping-everybody-out-here-guy/549039/6 "2010-08-03T20:39:12Z")
Good one Sampiro, thanks Marley ---
**Author:** ![Chronos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chronos/32/134_2.png) [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2010, 9:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/antoine-dodson-hide-your-kids-hide-your-wife-husband-too-cause-they-raping-everybody-out-here-guy/549039/7 "2010-08-03T21:09:21Z")
The world would be a better place if more folks got that pissed off at rapists. Good for him! ---
**Author:** ![Tangent](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tangent/32/3098_2.png) [@Tangent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tangent)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2010, 9:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/antoine-dodson-hide-your-kids-hide-your-wife-husband-too-cause-they-raping-everybody-out-here-guy/549039/8 "2010-08-03T21:57:45Z")
> [@Sampiro](#): > > I just hope there’s some way he can use his fame- which of course is fleeting (“Leave Britney alone!!!”) to get some cash- T-shirts or personal appearances or something. I bet the Tosh.0 producers have already got him booked. ---
**Author:** ![Two\_Many\_Cats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/8dc957/32.png) [@Two\_Many\_Cats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Two_Many_Cats)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2010, 10:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/antoine-dodson-hide-your-kids-hide-your-wife-husband-too-cause-they-raping-everybody-out-here-guy/549039/9 "2010-08-03T22:05:19Z")
You know, rape would cease to be funny if more men got raped. Just sayin’ Why not bring back lynching jokes while we’re at it? ---
**Author:** ![Nzinga\_Seated](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/b5ac83/32.png) [@Nzinga\_Seated](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nzinga_Seated)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2010, 10:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/antoine-dodson-hide-your-kids-hide-your-wife-husband-too-cause-they-raping-everybody-out-here-guy/549039/10 "2010-08-03T22:18:32Z")
I’m loving this kid. I haven’t clicked on the links in this thread, but I hope one of them is the auto tuned version because it is absolute genius. I know a ton of black people and they all find this funny, if not kinda cool. I have no idea why ‘black media’ likes to speak for everyone and cry ‘disgrace to the race’ all the damn time, but I wish they would give it a break. There are weirdos of every stripe, and this particular kid is actually, like I said, kind of cool. Let me check these links for the auto tuned version, because if it isn’t here, I will find it and link it. The kids personality really shines when he gets his auto tune on. ETA: Ok. I see now that the auto tune is in the OP. Check out the white boy singing it on the piano at the end. HAHAAA! BRILLIANT! ---
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2010, 10:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/antoine-dodson-hide-your-kids-hide-your-wife-husband-too-cause-they-raping-everybody-out-here-guy/549039/11 "2010-08-03T22:30:45Z")
[QUOTE=Two Many Cats] Why not bring back lynching jokes while we’re at it? [/QUOTE] We’ve tried but they just don’t work with modern youth. Oral sex jokes go over much better. ---
**Author:** ![PlainJain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/5daacb/32.png) [@PlainJain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlainJain)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2010, 10:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/antoine-dodson-hide-your-kids-hide-your-wife-husband-too-cause-they-raping-everybody-out-here-guy/549039/12 "2010-08-03T22:31:34Z")
> [@Two\_Many\_Cats](#): > > You know, rape would cease to be funny if more men got raped. > > Just sayin’ > > Why not bring back lynching jokes while we’re at it? WTF?? ---
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2010, 10:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/antoine-dodson-hide-your-kids-hide-your-wife-husband-too-cause-they-raping-everybody-out-here-guy/549039/13 "2010-08-03T22:35:20Z")
> [@PlainJain](#): > > > [@Two\_Many\_Cats](#): > > > > You know, rape would cease to be funny if more men got raped. > > > > Just sayin’ > > > > Why not bring back lynching jokes while we’re at it? > > WTF?? I’m guessing “didn’t watch the videos” is a part of it. ---
**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2010, 10:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/antoine-dodson-hide-your-kids-hide-your-wife-husband-too-cause-they-raping-everybody-out-here-guy/549039/14 "2010-08-03T22:36:29Z")
Oh the horrible, horrible jokes I was tempted to type here. I want to download that auto tune and sing it loud at work. ---
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2010, 10:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/antoine-dodson-hide-your-kids-hide-your-wife-husband-too-cause-they-raping-everybody-out-here-guy/549039/15 "2010-08-03T22:37:36Z")
> [@Nzinga\_Seated](#): > > ETA: Ok. I see now that the auto tune is in the OP. Check out the white boy singing it on the piano at the end. HAHAAA! BRILLIANT! I love some of their previous stuff; supposedly even Michelle Bachman was a fan of the[video they did with her](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b0OzxvClwoU) (though I’d find it amazing if she doesn’t think they’ve stolen part of her soul). > [@Biggirl](#): > > Oh the horrible, horrible jokes I was tempted to type here. > > I want to download that auto tune and sing it loud at work. I know a student who has the “Hide your kids/hide your wife” loop from the autotune as his ringtone. ---
**Author:** ![Nzinga\_Seated](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/b5ac83/32.png) [@Nzinga\_Seated](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nzinga_Seated)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2010, 10:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/antoine-dodson-hide-your-kids-hide-your-wife-husband-too-cause-they-raping-everybody-out-here-guy/549039/16 "2010-08-03T22:38:40Z")
> [@Sampiro](#): > > > [@PlainJain](#): > > > > WTF?? > > I’m guessing “didn’t watch the videos” is a part of it. Hey, Sampiro, forget about that. The joke is clearly on the rapist, although I bet many mistakenly believe the joke is on Antoine. I don’t know anyone who thinks the joke is rape. But, I wanna show you this video. I think it has a certain charm of it’s own, if you don’t mind struttin your ass over here to [this link.](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B55uUwMGorY) I know it’s random, but I figure if you appreciate the bed intruder hero, you would appreciate this zany guy, too. ETA: Biggirl, you won’t be able to stop saying, “run and tell DAT, run and tell DAT, RUN AND TELL DAT!!” ---
**Author:** ![Two\_Many\_Cats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/8dc957/32.png) [@Two\_Many\_Cats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Two_Many_Cats)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2010, 10:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/antoine-dodson-hide-your-kids-hide-your-wife-husband-too-cause-they-raping-everybody-out-here-guy/549039/17 "2010-08-03T22:40:26Z")
> [@Sampiro](#): > > > [@PlainJain](#): > > > > WTF?? > > I’m guessing “didn’t watch the videos” is a part of it. I watched it. Not funny. ---
**Author:** ![Nzinga\_Seated](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/b5ac83/32.png) [@Nzinga\_Seated](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nzinga_Seated)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2010, 10:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/antoine-dodson-hide-your-kids-hide-your-wife-husband-too-cause-they-raping-everybody-out-here-guy/549039/18 "2010-08-03T22:44:08Z")
> [@Two\_Many\_Cats](#): > > I watched it. Not funny. I just auto-tuned this post and it is now my ringtone. Funny stuff. ---
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2010, 10:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/antoine-dodson-hide-your-kids-hide-your-wife-husband-too-cause-they-raping-everybody-out-here-guy/549039/19 "2010-08-03T22:47:19Z")
[QUOTE=Nzinga, Seated] But, I wanna show you this video. I think it has a certain charm of it’s own, if you don’t mind struttin your ass over here to [this link.](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B55uUwMGorY) [/quote] 😃 And that’s _also_ from Huntsville, AL. I haven’t been there in a long time but I may have to go take a visit. (Those who only know of it through Space Camp and “Little Berchtesgaden” probably won’t be surprised to learn it’s a pretty close drive to some gen-u-ine mountaintop dwellin’ hillbillies.) Since I’m guessing that Antoine is as gay as he is black, I can definitely attest I’m proud to share that club with him. To me it keeps boiling down to “say what you like about him, he helped chase off a rapist”. ---
**Author:** ![Nzinga\_Seated](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/b5ac83/32.png) [@Nzinga\_Seated](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nzinga_Seated)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2010, 10:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/antoine-dodson-hide-your-kids-hide-your-wife-husband-too-cause-they-raping-everybody-out-here-guy/549039/20 "2010-08-03T22:49:25Z")
> [@Sampiro](#): > > Since I’m guessing that Antoine is as gay as he is black, I can definitely attest I’m proud to share that club with him. To me it keeps boiling down to “say what you like about him, he helped chase off a rapist”. Ohh, I’m betting he’s even gayer than he is black. Part of what makes him so cool! [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/antoine-dodson-hide-your-kids-hide-your-wife-husband-too-cause-they-raping-everybody-out-here-guy/549039.md?page=2)