# Antonio Brown is a douchebag

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/antonio-brown-is-a-douchebag/838434>\
**Category:** The Game Room\
**Created:** [August 9, 2019, 11:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/antonio-brown-is-a-douchebag/838434 "2019-08-09T23:03:57Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 18\
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**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\
**Post date:** [November 8, 2019, 12:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/antonio-brown-is-a-douchebag/838434/261 "2019-11-08T00:41:34Z")

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Well he just made the NFL’s job a whole hell of a lot easier.

Can their lawyers just say “no take backs”? Does that work in court?

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**Author:** ![Dead\_Cat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9fc29f/32.png) [@Dead\_Cat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dead_Cat)\
**Post date:** [November 8, 2019, 10:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/antonio-brown-is-a-douchebag/838434/262 "2019-11-08T10:07:04Z")

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> [@Atamasama](#):
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> Can their lawyers just say “no take backs”? Does that work in court?

Maybe, but Brown could come up with the killer counter-argument that he had his fingers crossed when he signed the agreement, so it doesn’t count.

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**Author:** ![racepug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/f1d935/32.png) [@racepug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/racepug)\
**Post date:** [November 8, 2019, 3:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/antonio-brown-is-a-douchebag/838434/263 "2019-11-08T15:14:46Z")

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Then there’s [this](https://www.yahoo.com/sports/antonio-brown-is-exposing-roger-goodells-unchecked-power-to-shut-players-out-of-the-nfl-020529413.html).

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**Author:** ![Isosleepy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/isosleepy/32/479_2.png) [@Isosleepy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Isosleepy)\
**Post date:** [November 10, 2019, 9:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/antonio-brown-is-a-douchebag/838434/264 "2019-11-10T21:53:29Z")

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He un-quit (gain), presumably so he can quit again when it gets quiet on Twitter again.

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**Author:** ![Yankees\_1996\_Champs](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/5f8ce5/32.png) [@Yankees\_1996\_Champs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yankees_1996_Champs)\
**Post date:** [November 10, 2019, 11:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/antonio-brown-is-a-douchebag/838434/265 "2019-11-10T23:35:49Z")

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Brown gives black people a bad name. You don’t see white athletes imploding like this. Do they?

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**Author:** ![mhendo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mhendo/32/3159_2.png) [@mhendo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mhendo)\
**Post date:** [November 11, 2019, 2:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/antonio-brown-is-a-douchebag/838434/266 "2019-11-11T02:20:40Z")

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> [@Yankees\_1996\_Champs](#):
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> Brown gives black people a bad name. You don’t see white athletes imploding like this. Do they?

Your ideas are intriguing to me, and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.

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**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\
**Post date:** [November 11, 2019, 8:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/antonio-brown-is-a-douchebag/838434/267 "2019-11-11T08:49:39Z")

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> [@Yankees\_1996\_Champs](#):
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> Brown gives black people a bad name. You don’t see white athletes imploding like this. Do they?

Yes.

Aaron Hernandez. Bruce Miller.

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**Author:** ![Cheesesteak](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheesesteak/32/3694_2.png) [@Cheesesteak](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cheesesteak)\
**Post date:** [November 11, 2019, 12:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/antonio-brown-is-a-douchebag/838434/268 "2019-11-11T12:14:51Z")

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> [@Yankees\_1996\_Champs](#):
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> Brown gives black people a bad name. You don’t see white athletes imploding like this. Do they?

Well, if you count winning Rookie of the Year, then getting suspended 7 times, banned from the game for life (he got better) and dying in a meth fueled car crash “imploding” then yeah, white athletes implode sometimes.

I’m not giving you a name, because you should know the name very well already, since he was ON the 1996 Yankees.

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**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\
**Post date:** [November 12, 2019, 8:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/antonio-brown-is-a-douchebag/838434/269 "2019-11-12T08:15:42Z")

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> [@Atamasama](#):
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> Yes.
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> Aaron Hernandez. Bruce Miller.

Or, moving beyond just football players, Sean Avery.

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**Author:** ![Yankees\_1996\_Champs](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/5f8ce5/32.png) [@Yankees\_1996\_Champs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yankees_1996_Champs)\
**Post date:** [November 12, 2019, 10:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/antonio-brown-is-a-douchebag/838434/270 "2019-11-12T22:42:57Z")

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> [@Atamasama](#):
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> Yes.
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> Aaron Hernandez. Bruce Miller.

Why doesn’t Skip Bayless and the others talk about them as they do Brown?

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**Author:** ![mhendo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mhendo/32/3159_2.png) [@mhendo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mhendo)\
**Post date:** [November 12, 2019, 11:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/antonio-brown-is-a-douchebag/838434/271 "2019-11-12T23:38:43Z")

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> [@Yankees\_1996\_Champs](#):
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> Why doesn’t Skip Bayless and the others talk about them as they do Brown?

Because they’re idiots.

Why don’t you make your own assessments of people’s behavior, instead of looking to morons like Skip Bayless for advice on how to think?

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**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\
**Post date:** [November 12, 2019, 11:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/antonio-brown-is-a-douchebag/838434/272 "2019-11-12T23:38:44Z")

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> [@Yankees\_1996\_Champs](#):
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> Why doesn’t Skip Bayless and the others talk about them as they do Brown?

Well Hernandez died of suicide in prison 2 1/2 years ago. Bruce Miller was released by the 49ers in 2016 due to his legal problems and hasn’t played in the league since. Meanwhile Brown is embroiled in a league investigation right now, played in uniform as recently as a couple of months ago, and is constantly in the news with the strange things he is saying and doing.

You might as well ask why people are talking about Trump and not Ronald Reagan. One is president now, the other was president decades ago and is also dead.

Where are you going with this or are you “just asking questions”?

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**Author:** ![wolfman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/a8b319/32.png) [@wolfman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfman)\
**Post date:** [January 23, 2020, 1:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/antonio-brown-is-a-douchebag/838434/273 "2020-01-23T01:52:45Z")

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Looks like Antonio is moving(hehe) into full meltdown mode now.

> **[Warrant issued for arrest of AB in battery case](https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/28541219/report-antonio-brown-alleged-tossed-rock-driver-moving-truck-prior-battery)**
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> The Hollywood (Florida) Police Department has issued an arrest warrant for Antonio Brown following allegations that he and his trainer attacked a moving company truck driver near Brown's Florida home.

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**Author:** ![asahi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asahi/32/8693_2.png) [@asahi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/asahi)\
**Post date:** [January 23, 2020, 2:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/antonio-brown-is-a-douchebag/838434/274 "2020-01-23T02:39:21Z")

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> [@wolfman](#):
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> Looks like Antonio is moving(hehe) into full meltdown mode now.
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> [Arrest warrant issued for Antonio Brown in Florida battery case - ESPN](https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/28541219/report-antonio-brown-alleged-tossed-rock-driver-moving-truck-prior-battery)

I’m not kidding when I say that Brown might well end up murdering someone. He’s a total basket case and needs to be sent to a psyche ward or something.

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**Author:** ![Loach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/loach/32/350_2.png) [@Loach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loach)\
**Post date:** [January 24, 2020, 4:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/antonio-brown-is-a-douchebag/838434/275 "2020-01-24T16:46:21Z")

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> [@asahi](#):
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> I’m not kidding when I say that Brown might well end up murdering someone. He’s a total basket case and needs to be sent to a psyche ward or something.

He was not sent to a psych ward but he was ordered to take a mental health evaluation as part of his bail.

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**Author:** ![muldoonthief](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/muldoonthief/32/3188_2.png) [@muldoonthief](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/muldoonthief)\
**Post date:** [January 24, 2020, 5:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/antonio-brown-is-a-douchebag/838434/276 "2020-01-24T17:13:12Z")

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When I heard Brown had locked himself in his house after the arrest warrant was issued, I was kind of hoping for another white Ford Bronco event.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [January 24, 2020, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/antonio-brown-is-a-douchebag/838434/277 "2020-01-24T20:28:48Z")

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Brown has been released, for now.

It’s never a good look though when you’re featured in a story wearing a [“suicide smock”](https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/28554043/antonio-brown-released-posting-110k-bond).

In other news of NFL Good Citizens, Kareem Hunt was stopped for speeding and cops found a “small amount” of marijuana in his car. 2020 is barely here, the new Browns coach hasn’t had time to settle in and the team’s stars are already filling up the police blotter.

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**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\
**Post date:** [January 24, 2020, 8:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/antonio-brown-is-a-douchebag/838434/278 "2020-01-24T20:34:19Z")

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> [@](#):
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> The free-agent wide receiver was picked up by his lawyer and ran to get into the car.

Anyone use a stopwatch on his run? How’d he do?

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