# Anus lips **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [May 22, 2002, 9:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anus-lips/110270 "2002-05-22T09:32:26Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![apotheosis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ba8739/32.png) [@apotheosis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/apotheosis)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2002, 1:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anus-lips/110270/21 "2002-05-24T01:48:41Z")
18 replies so far, and not one {Link deleted. Lynn} reference? Warning to the uninitiated: not safe for work. Or children. Or anyone with eyes. ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2002, 1:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anus-lips/110270/22 "2002-05-24T01:53:09Z")
_YAWN_ Goat sec? Oh please. Seen it. Been there. Besides, I HIGHLY doubt that’s an appropriate link for this place. ---
**Author:** ![Rysdad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/7cd45c/32.png) [@Rysdad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rysdad)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2002, 1:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anus-lips/110270/23 "2002-05-24T01:55:42Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Guinastasia \* > \*\*I always thought it was a look that screamed “I give blow jobs for free!” \*\* Or, for a reasonable fee. ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2002, 1:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anus-lips/110270/24 "2002-05-24T01:59:55Z")
This reminds me of a thread I started asking for advice after I went to an esthetics salon to discuss getting my wedding makeup done, and the makeup woman came out wearing clown-face makeup (I think I actually did a double-take when I saw her). And she’s a professional makeup-applying-type person! Apparently there IS no accounting for taste! ---
**Author:** ![apotheosis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ba8739/32.png) [@apotheosis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/apotheosis)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2002, 2:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anus-lips/110270/25 "2002-05-24T02:06:25Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Guinastasia \* > \*\*_YAWN_ > > Goat sec? Oh please. > > Seen it. Been there. \*\* Unoriginality: the cardinal sin. Mea maxima culpa. > [@](#): > > \*\*besides, I HIGHLY doubt that’s an appropriate link for this place. \*\* In hindsight (no pun intended) you’re right; but my editing ability is disabled, so my only recourse is to throw myself upon the tender mercies of the mods. Would one of them would be so kind as to delete the post in question? I’ll be over here under this rock. ---
**Author:** ![Lynn\_Bodoni](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e47c2d/32.png) [@Lynn\_Bodoni](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lynn_Bodoni)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2002, 2:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anus-lips/110270/26 "2002-05-24T02:36:55Z")
**apotheosis** , post that goatsex link again and your POSTING abilities will be disabled. That goes for everyone, by the way. Lynn For the Straight Dope ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2002, 4:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anus-lips/110270/27 "2002-05-24T04:14:57Z")
I thought this thread would be about [Collagen injections,](http://www.advanced-art.com/collagen/Collagen-lips-lat.jpg) which are commonly seen in concert with questionable use of cosmetics. What a combination - “I go out of my way to resemble an [inflatable doll](http://www.suck.com/daily/97/05/23/a.gif).” ---
**Author:** ![alice\_in\_wonderland](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alice_in_wonderland/32/176_2.png) [@alice\_in\_wonderland](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alice_in_wonderland)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2002, 6:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anus-lips/110270/28 "2002-05-24T06:46:02Z")
I really hate this look too. It looks really whorish, IMHO. I used to work with a woman who actually outlined her lips with a _ **BLACK EYE PENCIL** _ and then filled in the middle with Fire Engine Red. She used the same eye pencil to completly rim her eyes. It was a very subtle look she achieved… ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Rieux](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/aeb1de/32.png) [@Dr.Rieux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Rieux)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2002, 7:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anus-lips/110270/29 "2002-05-24T07:24:25Z")
To the Tune of _Baby Face_: _Anus Lips You’ve got the cutest little Anus Lips You’ve been reading shitty makeup tips Anus Lips_… ---
**Author:** ![Rilchiam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/2bfe46/32.png) [@Rilchiam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rilchiam)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2002, 12:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anus-lips/110270/30 "2002-05-25T12:46:20Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Lynn Bodoni \* > \*\ ***apotheosis** , post that goatsex link again and your POSTING abilities will be disabled. > > That goes for everyone, by the way. > > Lynn > For the Straight Dope \*\* Lynn, is that in the FAQ, or posting guidelines? It should be specifically named, I think. ---
**Author:** ![Derleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Derleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Derleth)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2002, 4:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anus-lips/110270/31 "2002-05-25T16:35:52Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by typo mna \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > Evil clowns with anus lips. > > doo daaaaa, doo daaaaa… \*\* Some more Camptown Races stuff: [http://www.brunching.com/features/camptownraces.html](http://www.brunching.com/features/camptownraces.html) My favorite: Man in Wheelchair Killed by Train (doo dah, doo dah) Sick but funny. I refuse to be ashamed of my sense of humor. ---
**Author:** ![Halfpint](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/f0a364/32.png) [@Halfpint](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Halfpint)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2002, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anus-lips/110270/32 "2002-05-25T20:48:48Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Larry Mudd \* > \*\*I thought this thread would be about [Collagen injections,](http://www.advanced-art.com/collagen/Collagen-lips-lat.jpg) which are commonly seen in concert with questionable use of cosmetics. What a combination - “I go out of my way to resemble an [inflatable doll](http://www.suck.com/daily/97/05/23/a.gif).” \*\* Ummm . . . I know of a guy who does this. Seriously. But then if you lived in Brighton, you wouldn’t be suprised either. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Halfpint](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/f0a364/32.png) [@Halfpint](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Halfpint)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2002, 8:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anus-lips/110270/33 "2002-05-25T20:50:31Z")
> [@](#): > > I really hate this look too. > > It looks really whorish, IMHO. I used to work with a woman who actually outlined her lips with a BLACK EYE PENCIL and then filled in the middle with Fire Engine Red. > > She used the same eye pencil to completly rim her eyes. > > It was a very subtle look she achieved… Bugger. Wrong thread quoted (That’s today’s Idiot Action completed). But I have seen a guy with a face made up JUST like this description. ---
**Author:** ![Derleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Derleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Derleth)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2002, 9:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anus-lips/110270/34 "2002-05-25T21:54:43Z")
He wasn’t going to see “The Rocky Horror Picture Show,” was he? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Lynn\_Bodoni](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e47c2d/32.png) [@Lynn\_Bodoni](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lynn_Bodoni)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2002, 10:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anus-lips/110270/35 "2002-05-26T22:47:22Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Rilchiam \* > \*\* > > Lynn, is that in the FAQ, or posting guidelines? It should be specifically named, I think. \*\* Actually, I think it’s covered by the “Don’t Be A Jerk” rule. There are SOOOO many gross pics out there that we couldn’t possibly name each one. ---
**Author:** ![Derleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Derleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Derleth)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2002, 12:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anus-lips/110270/36 "2002-05-27T00:00:09Z")
**Lynn** : The goatse.cx pic is very common in certain circles (slashdot trolls _love_ to use it, often with midly befunged links with misleading names (or sometimes they post ASCII art of it, which is evidence of a sickness beyond belief)). It’s also gross beyond belief (I’ve only seen it once, and I can’t see it again). Given those two facts, I think it deserves at least passing mention in an addendum on disgusting/pornographic pictures in general. ---
**Author:** ![Joe\_Cool](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ecb155/32.png) [@Joe\_Cool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Joe_Cool)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2002, 5:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anus-lips/110270/37 "2002-05-27T17:52:00Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Guinastasia \* > \*\*I always thought it was a look that screamed “I give blow jobs for free!” > > Oh well. > \*\* And that’s bad why? Do you charge for them? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Helen\_s\_Eidolon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/8edcca/32.png) [@Helen\_s\_Eidolon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Helen_s_Eidolon)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2002, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anus-lips/110270/38 "2002-05-27T18:19:34Z")
My grandmother does this and always has. It repulses me. But I agree, **slightly** darker lipliner, blended in, can give a cool, shadowy look the the outsides of your lips. ---
**Author:** ![Wonko\_The\_Sane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/258eb7/32.png) [@Wonko\_The\_Sane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wonko_The_Sane)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2002, 4:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anus-lips/110270/39 "2002-05-28T04:08:10Z")
I saw a woman at church who just used lip pencil only. I was introduced to her and her husband by my mother. I have no idea what either of them are named, or look like other than they were caucasian, and the woman had those lips. It just looked weird. ---
**Author:** ![EchoKitty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f4b2a3/32.png) [@EchoKitty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EchoKitty)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2002, 2:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anus-lips/110270/40 "2002-05-28T14:38:14Z")
I see young Hispanic women do the brown eyeliner and medium beige fill-in. HIDEOUS! But their men must love it, because it’s been going on for quite some time around here. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anus-lips/110270.md?page=1)