# .....Anus
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anus/12539
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [January 4, 2000, 4:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anus/12539 "2000-01-04T16:32:00Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 1
### Author:  [@WIGGUM](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WIGGUM)
#### Post date: [January 4, 2000, 4:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anus/12539/1 "2000-01-04T16:32:00Z")
This falls along the same lines as the “Without Any Pants On” thread.
Take a movie, and replace the last word with “anus”. The results aren’t always perfect, but some are hysterical.
For example:
Raiders of the Lost Anus
The General’s Anus
My Own Private Anus
American Anus
This obviously doesn’t work with one word titles, and the plural of anus (anus’s, anus’?) can be used where appropriate.
T.V shows work too.
Everybody Loves Anus
The Tom Green Anus
Who Wants to be an Anus?
That 70’s Anus
Give it a try.
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### Author:  [@Mullinator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mullinator)
#### Post date: [January 4, 2000, 4:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anus/12539/2 "2000-01-04T16:40:00Z")
## Hmmm, TV shows All in the Anus My Mother the Anus Malcolm in the Anus Who wants to be an Anus?
Well, shut my mouth. It’s also illegal to put squirrels down your pants for the purposes of gambling.
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### Author:  [@Mr\_Thin\_Skin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr_Thin_Skin)
#### Post date: [January 4, 2000, 4:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anus/12539/3 "2000-01-04T16:44:00Z")
Encounters of the third anus
Pretty anus
Sophie’s anus
An officer and an anus
The wizard of anus
Kramer vs. anus
The princess anus
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### Author:  [@ThisYearsGirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThisYearsGirl)
#### Post date: [January 4, 2000, 4:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anus/12539/4 "2000-01-04T16:46:00Z")
My best friend and I used to do this in middle school, only we’d go down to the library and replace words in book titles with “dick.” Ahh, this thread brought back wonderful memories. . .
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### Author:  [@Globe-trotter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Globe-trotter)
#### Post date: [January 4, 2000, 4:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anus/12539/5 "2000-01-04T16:47:00Z")
Ok, I’ll play.
TV Shows:
Veronica’s anus
Married with anus
Movies:
The Full Anus
Apocalypse Anus
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Some drink at the fountain of knowledge…others just gargle.
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### Author:  [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)
#### Post date: [January 4, 2000, 4:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anus/12539/6 "2000-01-04T16:50:00Z")
Gone With the Anus
Citizen Anus
The Towering Anus
Butch Cassidy and the Anus
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### Author:  [@KeithM](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KeithM)
#### Post date: [January 4, 2000, 4:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anus/12539/7 "2000-01-04T16:54:00Z")
Amos 'n Anus
I Know What You Did Last Anus
Smokey and the Anus
I’m embarrassed to admit how fun I think this is.
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“I am a news-paper man, damn it! Come to the point with me, sir, or take your business elsewhere!” - T. Herman Zweibel, Publisher, The Onion
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### Author:  [@Christabel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Christabel)
#### Post date: [January 4, 2000, 4:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anus/12539/8 "2000-01-04T16:54:00Z")
movies:
Something about Anus
Miracle on 34th Anus
Field of Anus
shows:
Just Shoot Anus
Will and Anus
Saved by the Anus
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### Author:  [@Chef\_Troy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chef_Troy)
#### Post date: [January 4, 2000, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anus/12539/9 "2000-01-04T16:58:00Z")
I can’t believe no one has yet said:
Star Wars: The Phantom Anus
It even sounds pretty much the same!
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Live a Lush Life
Da Chef
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### Author:  [@DarkDragon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DarkDragon)
#### Post date: [January 4, 2000, 5:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anus/12539/10 "2000-01-04T17:09:00Z")
Starship Anus’s
The Spy who Shagged Anus
The Neverending Anus
My Fair Anus
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### Author:  [@WIGGUM](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WIGGUM)
#### Post date: [January 4, 2000, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anus/12539/11 "2000-01-04T17:20:00Z")
Funny Anus
St. Elmo’s Anus
2001:A Space Anus
Big Anus
The Deer Anus
A Clockwork Anus
The Running Anus
Bachelor Anus
The Breakfast Anus
On Golden Anus
Runaway Anus
Boyz n the Anus
The Thin Red Anus
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### Author:  [@ReservoirDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ReservoirDog)
#### Post date: [January 4, 2000, 5:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anus/12539/12 "2000-01-04T17:25:00Z")
The Great Muppet Anus
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### Author:  [@Gazelle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gazelle)
#### Post date: [January 4, 2000, 5:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anus/12539/13 "2000-01-04T17:39:00Z")
This is a blast!
The Fisher Anus
The Fabulous Baker Anus
Monty Python’s Holy Anus
Monty Pythons’ The Meaning of Anus
A Fish Called Anus
The Sound of Anus
Bachelor Anus
Joe vs. The Anus
You’ve Got Anus
She’s All Anus
Born Anus
An Anus is Born
HellAnus
And the immortal:
Anus
Anus II
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### Author:  [@KeithM](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KeithM)
#### Post date: [January 4, 2000, 5:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anus/12539/14 "2000-01-04T17:45:00Z")
Who could forget the M-TV game show,
Win Ben Stein’s Anus
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### Author:  [@pqlier](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pqlier)
#### Post date: [January 4, 2000, 5:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anus/12539/15 "2000-01-04T17:49:00Z")
The French Lieutenant’s Anus
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### Author:  [@WIGGUM](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WIGGUM)
#### Post date: [January 4, 2000, 5:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anus/12539/16 "2000-01-04T17:59:00Z")
I know this is my thread, but I can’t help having some more fun.
The Sixth Anus (now there’s a birth defect)
The Man with One Red Anus
Bram Stoker’s Anus
Tit **anus** (I know that doesn’t follow the rules, but it’s still funny)
Fried Green Anus
Steel Anus
Fatal Anus
Basic Anus
Pretty Anus
Weird Anus
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### Author:  [@Ike\_Witt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ike_Witt)
#### Post date: [January 5, 2000, 6:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anus/12539/17 "2000-01-05T06:20:00Z")
The Princess Anus
Deep Anus
RoboAnus
Eating Anus
The Silence of the Anus
How Green was my Anus
A Simple Anus
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### Author:  [@Globe-trotter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Globe-trotter)
#### Post date: [January 5, 2000, 6:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anus/12539/18 "2000-01-05T06:23:00Z")
Chasing Anus
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### Author:  [@Kiki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kiki)
#### Post date: [January 5, 2000, 6:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anus/12539/19 "2000-01-05T06:26:00Z")
I’ve really enjoyed reading all of these… they’re hilarious! Here’s a few more.
TV…
Green Anus
Beverly Hills Anus
Party of Anus
Ally Anus
Movies…
Sliding Anus
The Nutty Anus
Planet of the Anus
Revenge of the Anus
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### Author:  [@WIGGUM](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WIGGUM)
#### Post date: [January 5, 2000, 6:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anus/12539/20 "2000-01-05T06:37:00Z")
And who can forget the classic?
I Love Anus
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