# .....Anus
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anus/12539
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [January 4, 2000, 4:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anus/12539 "2000-01-04T16:32:00Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 2
### Author:  [@Ike\_Witt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ike_Witt)
#### Post date: [January 5, 2000, 6:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anus/12539/21 "2000-01-05T06:44:00Z")
Of course there is also “Everybody Loves Anus”
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### Author:  [@pqlier](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pqlier)
#### Post date: [January 5, 2000, 6:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anus/12539/22 "2000-01-05T06:48:00Z")
My favourite spaghetti thrillers:
The Tall Blond Man with One Brown Anus
The Return of the Tall Blond Man with One Brown Anus
Book titles!
Robert Ludlum: The Bourne Anus
Enid Blyton: The Magic Faraway Anus
And who can forget John Steinbeck’s immortal treatise on haemorrhoids,
The Grapes Of Anus
or the most revered Book in the English language,
The Holy Anus
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### Author:  [@pqlier](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pqlier)
#### Post date: [January 5, 2000, 6:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anus/12539/23 "2000-01-05T06:49:00Z")
My favourite spaghetti thrillers:
The Tall Blond Man with One Brown Anus
The Return of the Tall Blond Man with One Brown Anus
Book titles!
Robert Ludlum: The Bourne Anus
Enid Blyton: The Magic Faraway Anus
And who can forget John Steinbeck’s immortal treatise on haemorrhoids,
The Grapes Of Anus
or the most revered Book in the English language,
The Holy Anus
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### Author:  [@ChrisCTP](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChrisCTP)
#### Post date: [January 4, 2000, 7:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anus/12539/24 "2000-01-04T19:12:00Z")
French Anus
Shakespeare in Anus
Tank Anus
Dirty Anus
The First Wives Anus
The Usual Anus
American Anus
Easy Anus
Flowers in the Anus
A League of Their Anus
The Little Anuses
The Land Before Anus
The Nightmare Before Anus
The Seven Year Anus
The Full Anus
Oh, man…I could keep going, but I’m gonna let someone else take over, lest I be the thread killer.
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“Wednesday the 15th - Chris made one of her rare good points today.”
_Guanolad_
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### Author:  [@Chef\_Troy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chef_Troy)
#### Post date: [January 4, 2000, 7:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anus/12539/25 "2000-01-04T19:15:00Z")
Shakespeare in Anus
Titanic Anus (I know that’s cheating but I had no choice)
Like Water for Anus
Kiki’s Delivery Anus
Night of the Living Anus
The Crawling Anus
Cannonball Anus
The Black Anus (“it’s sucking us in!”)
The Good, the Bad, and the Anus
## TV: Stark Raving Anus Days of Our Anus Good Morning Anus Whose Anus is it Anyway?
Live a Lush Life
Da Chef
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### Author:  [@Guy\_Propski](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guy_Propski)
#### Post date: [January 4, 2000, 7:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anus/12539/26 "2000-01-04T19:40:00Z")
The Magnificent Anus
Those Daring Young Men in their Flying Anuses
Bride of Anus
The Spy Who Loved Anus
Monkey Anus (w/ the Marx Anuses)
The Bridge on the River Anus
Here’s a great movie series:
Planet of the Anus
Beneath the Planet of the Anus
Escape from the Planet of the Anus
Conquest of the Planet of the Anus
Battle for the Planet of the Anus
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### Author:  [@Mr\_Thin\_Skin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr_Thin_Skin)
#### Post date: [January 4, 2000, 7:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anus/12539/27 "2000-01-04T19:55:00Z")
How about some christmas songs:
White Anus
Rudolph the red-nosed anus
Jingle Anus
Blue Anus
Frosty the Anus
Silent anus, holy anus (back-reduplication??)
Movies
Children of a lesser anus
Harry and the anus
Do the right anus
Books:
The martian anus
Destination: anus
The Dosadi anus
Zen and the art of anus
A raisin in the anus (??)
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### Author:  [@Redwing](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Redwing)
#### Post date: [January 4, 2000, 8:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anus/12539/28 "2000-01-04T20:06:00Z")
Anna and the Anus
The King and Anus
Honey, I Shrunk the Anus
Small Anuses
Practical Anus
Mad Max, Beyond the Anus
Beauty and the Anus
Snow White and the Seven Anuses
Star Trek: The Search for Anus
Nightmare on Elm Street: The Dream Anuses
King Anus
Lethal Anus
Chasing Anus
The Dirty Anus
The Fifth Anus
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Letting my inner child run loose and break things.
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### Author:  [@Odieman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Odieman)
#### Post date: [January 4, 2000, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anus/12539/29 "2000-01-04T20:21:00Z")
Toy Anus
Gone with the Anus
It’s a Wonderful Anus
A Midnight Anus
Babe: Pig in the Anus
Pulp Anus
Return to the Valley of the Anus
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You want brilliance BEFORE I’ve had my coffee!!!
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### Author:  [@Gazelle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gazelle)
#### Post date: [January 4, 2000, 8:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anus/12539/30 "2000-01-04T20:23:00Z")
Is it Anuses or Ani?
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### Author:  [@Mr\_Thin\_Skin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr_Thin_Skin)
#### Post date: [January 4, 2000, 8:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anus/12539/31 "2000-01-04T20:29:00Z")
It’s anuses. I looked it up in my dictionary.
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### Author:  [@Ukulele\_Ike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ukulele_Ike)
#### Post date: [January 4, 2000, 8:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anus/12539/32 "2000-01-04T20:35:00Z")
It’s dicks. I looked it up in my Webster’s Unabridged Anua.
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Uke
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### Author:  [@Ukulele\_Ike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ukulele_Ike)
#### Post date: [January 4, 2000, 8:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anus/12539/33 "2000-01-04T20:35:00Z")
Oh, pooh. I meant to type “Anus.”
Couldja tell?
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### Author:  [@John\_Corrado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Corrado)
#### Post date: [January 4, 2000, 8:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anus/12539/34 "2000-01-04T20:44:00Z")
Any Given Anus
Man on the Anus
Toy Anus 2
The Grinch Who Stole Anus
Then, of course, all of the Anus, James Anus films…
## Dr. Anus From Russia with Anus GoldAnus Thunderanus On Her Majesty’s Secret Anus A View To An Anus OctoAnus The Spy Who Loved Anus
JMCJ
“John C., it looks like you have blended in very nicely.”
-UncleBeer
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### Author:  [@Guy\_Incognito](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guy_Incognito)
#### Post date: [January 4, 2000, 8:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anus/12539/35 "2000-01-04T20:51:00Z")
Even more:
Movies:
Fistful of Anus
James and the Giant Anus
Mr. Holland’s Anus
Rumble in the Anus
Full Metal Anus
The English Anus
Little Big Anus
Hunt for Red Anus
It’s a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad Anus
Francis the Talking Anus
Big Trouble in Little Anus
Bright Lights, Big Anus
Television:
Touched By An Anus
The Courtship of Eddie’s Anus
Grace Under Anus
Dennis the Anus
This Old Anus
Gomer Pyle, A.N.U.S.
The $25,000 Anus
Who’s the Anus?
Little House on the Anus
Fawlty Anus
Kukla, Fran, and Anus
The Big Comfy Anus
Please Don’t Eat the Anus
A.K.A. Anus
My head hurts…
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### Author:  [@OfficeGirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OfficeGirl)
#### Post date: [January 4, 2000, 8:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anus/12539/36 "2000-01-04T20:58:00Z")
Trauma: Life in the Anus
Little House on the Anus
My Life as an Anus
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[OfficeGirl’s Cubicle Farm](http://www.homestead.com/allusions/allusions.html)
“Argue for your limitations; sure enough, they’re yours.”
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### Author:  [@Daniel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Daniel)
#### Post date: [January 4, 2000, 10:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anus/12539/37 "2000-01-04T22:27:00Z")
ah hell; “The Great Muppet Anus” was to be my contribution (my favorite from when I played a variation of this game), but I guess I shouldn’t have slept late today ☹
On TV right now though: Dirty Rotten Anus
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“I’m just too much for human existence – I should be animated.”
–Wayne Knight
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### Author:  [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)
#### Post date: [January 4, 2000, 11:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anus/12539/38 "2000-01-04T23:03:00Z")
TV:
Two Guys, A Girl and an Anus
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### Author:  [@WIGGUM](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WIGGUM)
#### Post date: [January 4, 2000, 11:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anus/12539/39 "2000-01-04T23:08:00Z")
Here I go again.
Three Men and an Anus
Four Anuses
Pulp Anus
Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Anus
The Green Anus
Beat Street II: Electric Anus
Forrest Anus
Happy Anus
The Lion Anus
Oh God, You Anus
A Bug’s Anus
and finally,
Eight Heads in an Anus
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### Author:  [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)
#### Post date: [January 4, 2000, 11:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anus/12539/40 "2000-01-04T23:12:00Z")
Oh Lord, please forgive me…
Blue’s Anus
:::leaving now to do penance for desecrating my child’s favorite show in such a horrible fashion…but it’s funny.:::
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