# .....Anus
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anus/12539
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [January 4, 2000, 4:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anus/12539 "2000-01-04T16:32:00Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 3
### Author:  [@BurnMeUp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BurnMeUp)
#### Post date: [January 4, 2000, 11:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anus/12539/41 "2000-01-04T23:15:00Z")
Movies:
The Bad Anus
Petey Wheatstraw the Devil’s Anus
The Prince of Anus
Nuns on the Anus
Angel Anus
Lord of Anus
Cold Comfort Anus
The Hudsucker Anus
Raising Anus
T.V.
The Greatest American Anus
The Family Anus
Wheel of Anus
Behind the Anus
Strangers with Aus
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She caught your eye like one of those pointy hook latches that used to dangle from screen doors and would fly up whenever you banged the door open again.
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### Author:  [@Padeye](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Padeye)
#### Post date: [January 4, 2000, 11:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anus/12539/42 "2000-01-04T23:36:00Z")
I’m laughing so hard I’m about to pee my pants but I’m trying not to let people in the office hear me.
How about the James Anus spy thrillers:
Dr. Anus
Goldanus
Thunderanus
From Russia with Anus
You Only Live Anus
On Her Majestys’s Secret Anus
The Spy Who Loved Anus
The Man With the Golden Anus
Diamonds are Anus (eh)
For Your Eyes Anus (doesn’t work well by the rule)
Octoanus
Moonanus
A View to an Anus
Live and Let Anus
License to Anus
The World is not an Anus
The Living Anus
Casino Anus
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### Author:  [@Rodd\_Hill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rodd_Hill)
#### Post date: [January 4, 2000, 11:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anus/12539/43 "2000-01-04T23:42:00Z")
I’m surprised that no-one has mentioned
**The Maltese Anus** , starring Humphrey Anus (now _there’s_ a band name!)
Has anyone mentioned Raymond Chandler’s **The Big Anus** , or that 70s movie, **The President’s Anus is Missing?**
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**Launcher may train without warning.**
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### Author:  [@brayne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/brayne)
#### Post date: [January 5, 2000, 12:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anus/12539/44 "2000-01-05T00:09:00Z")
What about:
Guess Who’s Coming to Anus
To Sir, with Anus
To Kill an Anus
It’s a mad, mad…Anus
Father of the Anus
Little Shop of Anus
Petticoat Anus
Wayne’s Anus
The Man from Snowy Anus
Coal Miner’s Anus
Great Balls of Anus
TV:
Silver Anuses
Different Anuses
The Facts of Anus
Bear and the Big Blue Anus
Miami Anus
The Dukes of Anus
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You’re nobody in this town 'till everybody in this town thinks you’re a bastard
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### Author:  [@Minxsmom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Minxsmom)
#### Post date: [January 5, 2000, 12:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anus/12539/45 "2000-01-05T00:19:00Z")
Personally, I’m a Julia Roberts fan. Her filmography is as follows:
Mystic Anus
Steel Anuses
I Love Anus
Pretty Anus
Sleeping with the Anus
Dying Anus
My Best Friend’s Anus
The Runaway Anus
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OK, we have enough youth. How about a fountain of smart. =^…^=
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### Author:  [@lvick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lvick)
#### Post date: [January 5, 2000, 1:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anus/12539/46 "2000-01-05T01:26:00Z")
Step anus
My life as an anus
Shindlers anus
The cheyenne social anus
My favorite anus
A funny thing happened on the way to the anus
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### Author:  [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)
#### Post date: [January 5, 2000, 1:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anus/12539/47 "2000-01-05T01:52:00Z")
\Gilligan’s Anus\
\*Now \*we know why Gilligan & Skipper shared a hut…
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“Show me a sane man, and I will cure him for you.”----Jung
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### Author:  [@Ike\_Witt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ike_Witt)
#### Post date: [January 5, 2000, 1:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anus/12539/48 "2000-01-05T01:53:00Z")
Just went through my video collection…
The Dark Anus
Who Framed Roger Anus
Animaniacs Sing-Along : Yakko’s Anus
The Hunt for Red Anus
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See those stars over there? That is the Little Dipper. I’d show you the Big Dipper, but my zipper is stuck.
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### Author:  [@handy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/handy)
#### Post date: [January 5, 2000, 1:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anus/12539/49 "2000-01-05T01:53:00Z")
The Straight Anus
General Anus
BBQ Anus
My Fav:
Comments on Cecil’s Anus
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### Author:  [@TVeblen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TVeblen)
#### Post date: [January 5, 2000, 2:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anus/12539/50 "2000-01-05T02:16:00Z")
Magnificent Anus.
The Good, The Bad and the Anus
My Favorite Anus
Blazing Anus
Rear Anus (redundant, huh?
Hush, Hush, Sweet Anus
Animal Anus
Creature From the Black Anus
The Great Anus
I Was A Teenage Anus
The Attack of the 50 Foot Anus
My Wonderful Anus
This is so tacky and so addictive.
Veb
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### Author:  [@KeithM](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KeithM)
#### Post date: [January 5, 2000, 2:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anus/12539/51 "2000-01-05T02:19:00Z")
How on earth did this thread get so long without anyone mentioning that CBS TV favorite …
Touched by an Anus
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### Author:  [@coosa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/coosa)
#### Post date: [January 5, 2000, 3:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anus/12539/52 "2000-01-05T03:04:00Z")
I can’t believe no one has mentioned this one yet:
How Stella Got Her Anus Back
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Facts do not cease to exist because they are ignored. - Aldous Huxley
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### Author:  [@techchick68](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/techchick68)
#### Post date: [January 5, 2000, 3:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anus/12539/53 "2000-01-05T03:23:00Z")
Hope nobody posted these:
Red Anus
Top Anus
Sleepless in Anus
History of the Anus Part II
Young Anus
Leaving Las Anus
Good Anus Hunting
Three Anuses
Raider of the Lost Anus
The Silences of the Anus (hehe)
Seven Years in Anus
Total Anus
Deep Anus
The Devil’s Anus
The Anus King
Monty Pythons “The Meaning of Anus”
Anus Force One
When Harry Met Anus
Wayne’s Anus
Far and Anus
Legends of the Anus
Dances with Anus
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### Author:  [@lvick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lvick)
#### Post date: [January 5, 2000, 3:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anus/12539/54 "2000-01-05T03:32:00Z")
Bill and Ted’s Excellent Anus
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### Author:  [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)
#### Post date: [January 5, 2000, 3:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anus/12539/55 "2000-01-05T03:50:00Z")
Win Ben Stein’s Anus
South Anus
History’s Anuses
Trauma: Anuses in the ER
…oh help me…why did I come back to this thread…
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### Author:  [@psycat90](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/psycat90)
#### Post date: [January 5, 2000, 4:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anus/12539/56 "2000-01-05T04:32:00Z")
LOL, this is fun.
Attack of the Killer Anuses.
Star Anus.
The Empire Strikes Anus.
Return of the Anus.
Pee-Wee’s Big Anus.
101 Anuses
Natural Born Anuses.
What’s New, Anus?
One Flew over the Cuckoo’s Anus.
Beavis and Butthead Do Anus.
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so you found a girl who thinks really deep thoughts. what’s so amazing about really deep thoughts? Tori Amos
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### Author:  [@Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kat)
#### Post date: [January 5, 2000, 5:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anus/12539/57 "2000-01-05T05:52:00Z")
Damn, so many I came up with have already been mentioned. Here’s some that I don’t think were, though:
The Dream Anus
Undercover Anuses
Four Weddings and an Anus
Regarding Anus
Forever Anus
The Man Without an Anus
Six Days, Seven Anuses
It’s a Wonderful Anus
A Christmas Anus
Children of the Anus
Dirty Anus
The Butcher’s Anus
Lady and the Anus
101 Anuses
The Hand That Rocks the Anus
The Fox and the Anus
Death of an Anus
When Harry Met Anus
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Your Official Cat Goddess since 10/20/99.
“We are here! You are saved!” --R. & F.
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### Author:  [@lvick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lvick)
#### Post date: [January 5, 2000, 10:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anus/12539/58 "2000-01-05T10:09:00Z")
Journey to the center of the anus
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### Author:  [@lvick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lvick)
#### Post date: [January 5, 2000, 10:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anus/12539/59 "2000-01-05T10:10:00Z")
Ace Ventura, pet anus
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### Author:  [@Guy\_Incognito](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guy_Incognito)
#### Post date: [January 5, 2000, 10:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anus/12539/60 "2000-01-05T22:00:00Z")
Here’s more!
Anus On A Hot Tin Roof
In The Heat Of The Anus
They Call Me Mr. Anus (sequel to the above)
Anus Over The River Kwai
The Ghost and Mister Anus
One Fine Anus
That’s My Anus
Truth Or Anuses
Toxic Anus
A Boy And His Anus
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