# .....Anus
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anus/12539
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [January 4, 2000, 4:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anus/12539 "2000-01-04T16:32:00Z")
**Posts on this page:** 7
**Page:** 4
### Author:  [@David\_God\_of\_Frogs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/David_God_of_Frogs)
#### Post date: [January 5, 2000, 10:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anus/12539/61 "2000-01-05T22:50:00Z")
Seven years in anus.
The Anus.
Anus.
The Straight Anus.
How Stella got her Anus Groove Back.
If you have a fortune cookie, you can put “in bed” at the end.
If you are nice to people, it will pay off in bed.
You are highly respected in bed.
Your family is a good source of inspiration in bed.
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### Author:  [@Daniel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Daniel)
#### Post date: [January 6, 2000, 1:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anus/12539/62 "2000-01-06T01:20:00Z")
from an old UPN show:
Platypus Anus
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“I’m just too much for human existence – I should be animated.”
–Wayne Knight
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### Author:  [@Byzantine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Byzantine)
#### Post date: [January 6, 2000, 8:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anus/12539/63 "2000-01-06T08:48:00Z")
Just got a movie called (I swear I’m not making this up) called:
I eat your skin
So
I eat your anus
Oh dear GOD! I’ve got to go pee now!
Zorro, the gay anus
Indian Jones and the last anus
Terminator 2: Judgement anus
Murder by anus
## Oh man! My dad is in town and we laughed so fucking hard we were fighting to get to the damn bathroom! This is the best idea I think I’ve ever READ in MPSIMS. All hail WIGGUM! All hail WIGGUM!
Best!
Byz
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### Author:  [@meek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/meek)
#### Post date: [January 6, 2000, 11:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anus/12539/64 "2000-01-06T11:51:00Z")
Why do I feel like I have just walked through the “anal fetish” section of an adult video store?
ok - I’ll play… how about…
Movies-
Deliver_anus_…
A Room With An Anus or An Anus With A View - you decide
Desperately Seeking Anus
TV-
Martha Stewert’s Anus
This Old Anus (PBS)
and…an oldie… One Anus At A Time.
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### Author:  [@Ike\_Witt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ike_Witt)
#### Post date: [January 6, 2000, 3:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anus/12539/65 "2000-01-06T15:22:00Z")
Remember the mid 80s when everybody was grooving to Prince and his Purple Anus?
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See those stars over there? That is the Little Dipper. I’d show you the Big Dipper, but my zipper is stuck.
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### Author:  [@Guy\_Propski](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guy_Propski)
#### Post date: [January 6, 2000, 11:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anus/12539/66 "2000-01-06T23:50:00Z")
We need some long titles:
It’s a Mad, Mad, Mad Anus
The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living and Became Mixed-Up Anuses
Those Daring Young Men in Their Flying Anuses
Dr Strangelove, Or How I Stopped Worrying and Learned to Love the Anus
The Saga of the Viking Women and Their Voyage to the Waters of the Great Sea Anus
20,000 Leagues Under the Anus
Voyage to the Bottom of the Anus
Gas! Or It Became Neccessary to Destroy the World in Order to Save Anus
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### Author:  [@Holly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Holly)
#### Post date: [January 7, 2000, 1:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anus/12539/67 "2000-01-07T01:46:00Z")
I couldn’t get to sleep last night; I was giggling too hard.
I thought it made a nice twist to substitute “penis” for “anus”.
There’s Something About Penis
The Thin Red Penis
Deperately Seeking Penis
TV:
Little Penis on the Prairie
I Love Penis
LaVerne and Penis
Happy Penis
Fantasy Penis
The Love Penis
Father Knows Penis
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