# Any email sluts (male or female) here? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [June 28, 2001, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/any-email-sluts-male-or-female-here/70493 "2001-06-28T17:40:38Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2001, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/any-email-sluts-male-or-female-here/70493/1 "2001-06-28T17:40:38Z")
I am. I love getting email, as long as it’s not spam (duh). Who else is? ---
**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2001, 11:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/any-email-sluts-male-or-female-here/70493/2 "2001-06-28T23:42:13Z")
Me too. Sometimes I even answer it. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Mauvaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mauvaise/32/11084_2.png) [@Mauvaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mauvaise)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2001, 11:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/any-email-sluts-male-or-female-here/70493/3 "2001-06-28T23:48:46Z")
:: raises her hand :: Not that I get nearly enough of it 😃 Isn’t that always the way, just enough to whet your appetite, but never enough to satisfy. ---
**Author:** ![Odieman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a87d85/32.png) [@Odieman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Odieman)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2001, 12:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/any-email-sluts-male-or-female-here/70493/4 "2001-06-29T00:13:47Z")
I even answer my spam sometimes…well except for Ms Cleo…she should know what my response is already 😉 Keith ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2001, 12:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/any-email-sluts-male-or-female-here/70493/5 "2001-06-29T00:22:48Z")
Yep, that would be me. Chances are I’ll answer it immediatly, since the computer’s almost always connected to the net and Outlook is always up. ---
**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2001, 12:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/any-email-sluts-male-or-female-here/70493/6 "2001-06-29T00:28:26Z")
Oh my, yes… Day after day, I rush to my mailbox, usually to be disappointed… Disappointment builds character, you know… …nothing worse than disappointed sluts… They tend to overuse ellipses… ---
**Author:** ![DynoSaur](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@DynoSaur](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DynoSaur)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2001, 12:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/any-email-sluts-male-or-female-here/70493/7 "2001-06-29T00:32:58Z")
email? what’s that? ---
**Author:** ![Snooooopy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ee7513/32.png) [@Snooooopy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snooooopy)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2001, 12:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/any-email-sluts-male-or-female-here/70493/8 "2001-06-29T00:44:58Z")
Oh, man, I am definitely guilty. Some days, I’ll get in a mood where I’m like, “Dammit, I am GOING to get some e-mail tomorrow.” So I e-mail every person who I think might have the slightest interest in what I have to say, and then the next morning it’s like a mini-Christmas as I watch the replies roll in (some days are better than others, obviously). ---
**Author:** ![MikeG](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mikeg/32/4329_2.png) [@MikeG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MikeG)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2001, 1:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/any-email-sluts-male-or-female-here/70493/9 "2001-06-29T01:16:26Z")
Yeah, I love email. Especially from beautiful women trying to seduce me… ---
**Author:** ![MikeG](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mikeg/32/4329_2.png) [@MikeG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MikeG)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2001, 1:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/any-email-sluts-male-or-female-here/70493/10 "2001-06-29T01:17:29Z")
So I would imagine… ---
**Author:** ![lolagranola](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ea5d25/32.png) [@lolagranola](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lolagranola)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2001, 7:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/any-email-sluts-male-or-female-here/70493/11 "2001-06-29T07:47:45Z")
If I’m home, I check my e-mail compulsively. Sometimes I have some, too. ---
**Author:** ![mblackwell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/5fc32e/32.png) [@mblackwell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mblackwell)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2001, 8:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/any-email-sluts-male-or-female-here/70493/12 "2001-06-29T08:59:07Z")
I would like getting email, but all I get is spam, glurge, and Joke A Day type stuff. ---
**Author:** ![Watermelon\_Man](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/22d042/32.png) [@Watermelon\_Man](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Watermelon_Man)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2001, 10:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/any-email-sluts-male-or-female-here/70493/13 "2001-06-29T10:05:17Z")
Here is another e-mail slut reporting in… I will write mails to you people soon, and hope I get replies as well! This way we could help each other better lives!!!🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Gartog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/22d042/32.png) [@Gartog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gartog)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2001, 10:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/any-email-sluts-male-or-female-here/70493/14 "2001-06-29T10:52:49Z")
email sluts brings up _interesting_ images . . . . But after reading your definition I must admit that I too am an email slut 😃 ---
**Author:** ![pezpunk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ea924/32.png) [@pezpunk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pezpunk)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2001, 12:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/any-email-sluts-male-or-female-here/70493/15 "2001-06-29T12:18:20Z")
Hi Im an email whore. Go ahead and pay me and I’ll be happy to email all of you sluts 😉 I actually love getting email. Unfortuanetly it’s either feast or famine in my box. One day nothing the next it’s full. If anyone wants to write me, feel free 😃 ---
**Author:** ![dantheman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dantheman/32/9421_2.png) [@dantheman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dantheman)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2001, 12:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/any-email-sluts-male-or-female-here/70493/16 "2001-06-29T12:33:31Z")
How about email pimp? I’ll apply for that job! I love email. I get about 150 a day now, but sadly most of them are from here (I never turn off that “email me when my thread’s been posted to” thingy). I also get ads that I’ve signed up for and some I haven’t (like Miss Cleo, hubba hubba!). Plus I get mails about my Yahoo group. And, on occasion, an email from a kind soul on here. Hey, that’s why my email’s not hidden! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![FlyingDragonFan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c89c15/32.png) [@FlyingDragonFan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FlyingDragonFan)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2001, 2:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/any-email-sluts-male-or-female-here/70493/17 "2001-06-29T14:19:39Z")
Hello, my name is gratefuldavidson, and I am an email slut. I’m connected all day at work, and must compulsively check my in box every 30 seconds or so just to make sure … … excuse me for a sec … … rats … nothing. Where was I? ---
**Author:** ![dantheman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dantheman/32/9421_2.png) [@dantheman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dantheman)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2001, 3:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/any-email-sluts-male-or-female-here/70493/18 "2001-06-29T15:03:56Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by gratefuldavidson \* > \*\*Hello, my name is gratefuldavidson, and I am an email slut. > I’m connected all day at work, and must compulsively check my in box every 30 seconds or so just to make sure … > > … excuse me for a sec … > > … rats … nothing. > > Where was I? \*\* I’m just as bad. I have my Outlooked configured to check my email every minute. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Nocturne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/9fc348/32.png) [@Nocturne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nocturne)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2001, 5:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/any-email-sluts-male-or-female-here/70493/19 "2001-06-29T17:37:05Z")
I am an email PROSTITUTE. Get it right! That said, I am pathetic in my devotion to my inbox. Most of the time, I don’t get anything worth reading anyhow. Sucks. ---
**Author:** ![FlyingDragonFan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c89c15/32.png) [@FlyingDragonFan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FlyingDragonFan)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2001, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/any-email-sluts-male-or-female-here/70493/20 "2001-06-29T17:50:48Z")
I have only just now realized the humor/irony implicit in the fact that I left the “Email notification” box checked when I responded to this thread the first time, thereby setting myself up to receive more emails, and so confirming my slut status. P.S. I could never be a prostitute. I do it for fun, not money 😉 [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/any-email-sluts-male-or-female-here/70493.md?page=2)