# Any father not get hit in the balls by their kid?

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**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [June 5, 2008, 4:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/any-father-not-get-hit-in-the-balls-by-their-kid/451840 "2008-06-05T04:18:43Z")\
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**Author:** ![gonzomax](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e8c25b/32.png) [@gonzomax](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gonzomax)\
**Post date:** [June 8, 2008, 12:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/any-father-not-get-hit-in-the-balls-by-their-kid/451840/41 "2008-06-08T00:21:54Z")

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3 year olds are the perfect height. They walk up and start pounding you in the nuts to get your attention. Then you pick them up and they start waving their feet kicking you in the nuts. You can’t get away from it.

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**Author:** ![pepperlandgirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f17d59/32.png) [@pepperlandgirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pepperlandgirl)\
**Post date:** [June 8, 2008, 12:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/any-father-not-get-hit-in-the-balls-by-their-kid/451840/42 "2008-06-08T00:33:23Z")

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[QUOTE=MrSquishy]  
Not flaming chainsaws, I hope.  
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No, he was juggling his kids.

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