# Any funny BBQ Pit threads that I should read? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [March 28, 2006, 3:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/any-funny-bbq-pit-threads-that-i-should-read/350200 "2006-03-28T03:38:09Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 6\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Gozu](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gozu/32/6615_2.png) [@Gozu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gozu)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2006, 3:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/any-funny-bbq-pit-threads-that-i-should-read/350200/21 "2006-03-29T15:17:17Z")
> [@Sublight](#): > > **Master Wang-Ka** is sadly no longer a member here, but he was one of the great story tellers. > > Most of these are from MPSIMS, and so don’t qualify for this thread, but I have to recommend them for any newcomers to the SDMB. > > [When Good Cooks Go Bad: Wiener Gravy and Other Disasters](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=151037) He has several posts here, but #31 is great, and #50 is one of the funniest things I’ve read. > > [The Horror Of Toobs](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=200002&) > > [Why Men Should Not Wear Thong Underwear](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=193985&) > > [When Furniture Attacks](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=194040&) I didn’t know those. They’re very good. Thanks! ---
**Author:** ![JohnBckWLD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/d6d6ee/32.png) [@JohnBckWLD](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnBckWLD)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2006, 6:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/any-funny-bbq-pit-threads-that-i-should-read/350200/22 "2006-04-03T18:15:22Z")
The nominee for funniest backfired pitting: **Colophon** ’s [Quit using fucking massive fonts in threads, arseholes. (Brief, to the point)](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=287634). FinnAgain innocently gets the ball rolling and by the bottom of page 1, the shit really gets flying. ---
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2006, 6:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/any-funny-bbq-pit-threads-that-i-should-read/350200/23 "2006-04-03T18:48:23Z")
How in the heck did I miss \*\*Maureen’s \*\* fantastical pits about her co-worker? Thanks for the linkies! ---
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2006, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/any-funny-bbq-pit-threads-that-i-should-read/350200/24 "2006-04-03T19:16:27Z")
[And the neurotic frenchie wins again](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=282279&highlight=frenchie) by me ---
**Author:** ![Hostile\_Dialect](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e495f1/32.png) [@Hostile\_Dialect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hostile_Dialect)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2006, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/any-funny-bbq-pit-threads-that-i-should-read/350200/25 "2006-04-03T19:50:35Z")
I was actually thinking about **Master Wang-Ka** ’s Santa Claus thread earlier, regarding the third-grade special ed classroom (I think) he taught. That thread had me and all of my non-Doper friends in tears. Can anyone find it? Searching for ‘santa’ only gets me The Beer Hunter. ---
**Author:** ![CBCD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9fc348/32.png) [@CBCD](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CBCD)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2006, 10:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/any-funny-bbq-pit-threads-that-i-should-read/350200/26 "2006-04-03T22:48:12Z")
> [@JohnBckWLD](#): > > The nominee for funniest backfired pitting: **Colophon** ’s [Quit using fucking massive fonts in threads, arseholes. (Brief, to the point)](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=287634). > > FinnAgain innocently gets the ball rolling and by the bottom of page 1, the shit really gets flying. I laughed at that one then, and I laughed at it now, so hard that tears rolled down my face. I laughed so hard my daughter came into the room just now and asked me ‘Mom, why are you laughing so hard?’ [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/any-funny-bbq-pit-threads-that-i-should-read/350200.md?page=1)