# Any good, original porn spoof titles, ala On Golden Blonde? **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [December 29, 2006, 5:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/any-good-original-porn-spoof-titles-ala-on-golden-blonde/386000 "2006-12-29T17:05:58Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Wee\_Bairn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/90db22/32.png) [@Wee\_Bairn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wee_Bairn)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2006, 5:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/any-good-original-porn-spoof-titles-ala-on-golden-blonde/386000/1 "2006-12-29T17:05:58Z")
Or Shaving Private Ryan? Does anyone have any good original ones? ---
**Author:** ![Loach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/loach/32/350_2.png) [@Loach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loach)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2006, 5:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/any-good-original-porn-spoof-titles-ala-on-golden-blonde/386000/2 "2006-12-29T17:07:32Z")
[QUOTE=Wee Bairn] Or Shaving Private Ryan? Does anyone have any good original ones? [/QUOTE] I always heard it as _Shaving Ryan’s Privates_. It has more zing that way. ---
**Author:** ![randwill](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/a3d4f5/32.png) [@randwill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/randwill)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2006, 5:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/any-good-original-porn-spoof-titles-ala-on-golden-blonde/386000/3 "2006-12-29T17:13:09Z")
My favorite is “The Best Rears of Our Wives”. ---
**Author:** ![pravnik](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8edcca/32.png) [@pravnik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pravnik)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2006, 5:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/any-good-original-porn-spoof-titles-ala-on-golden-blonde/386000/4 "2006-12-29T17:14:43Z")
“The Load Warrior” had a great Tina Turner-esque theme song. Then there was “Hot Gun,” a fantastic movie about co-ed naval aviators that somehow managed to be filmed without a single airplane (locker rooms, mostly). I understand “Edward Penishands” was quite good as well. ---
**Author:** ![saoirse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/5daacb/32.png) [@saoirse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/saoirse)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2006, 5:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/any-good-original-porn-spoof-titles-ala-on-golden-blonde/386000/5 "2006-12-29T17:14:43Z")
There actually was a video out when I was younger called “Backside to the Future.” ---
**Author:** ![brewha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/91b2a8/32.png) [@brewha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/brewha)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2006, 5:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/any-good-original-porn-spoof-titles-ala-on-golden-blonde/386000/6 "2006-12-29T17:16:49Z")
I’ve heard of “Jurrasic Pork” and I’ve actually seen “Rambone”. ---
**Author:** ![jjimm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba8739/32.png) [@jjimm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jjimm)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2006, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/any-good-original-porn-spoof-titles-ala-on-golden-blonde/386000/7 "2006-12-29T17:17:00Z")
[Weapons of Ass Destruction](http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0419265/). ---
**Author:** ![BrainGlutton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/82dd89/32.png) [@BrainGlutton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrainGlutton)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2006, 5:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/any-good-original-porn-spoof-titles-ala-on-golden-blonde/386000/8 "2006-12-29T17:23:49Z")
_Coalition of the Willing_ – Never made much sense as a name for a military alliance; **excellent** title for a curiously highbrow porn film! 😉 _Star Whores III: Revenge of the Syph_ _Battlestar Prophylactica_ _Reargate: ANL-1_ ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2006, 5:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/any-good-original-porn-spoof-titles-ala-on-golden-blonde/386000/9 "2006-12-29T17:27:03Z")
I seem to recall seeing the titles, “Hannah Does Her Sisters,” and “The Oddest Couple.” ---
**Author:** ![Eve](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Eve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eve)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2006, 5:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/any-good-original-porn-spoof-titles-ala-on-golden-blonde/386000/10 "2006-12-29T17:31:52Z")
Mr. Holland Gropes Us The Beverly Thrillbillies Mommie Queerest Forrest Hump Plan 69 from Outer Space A Queer and Pleasant Stranger The Loin King Eight Is Never Enough ---
**Author:** ![Valgard](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/7feea3/32.png) [@Valgard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Valgard)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2006, 5:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/any-good-original-porn-spoof-titles-ala-on-golden-blonde/386000/11 "2006-12-29T17:41:20Z")
California Reamin’ The “Murphy’s Video Express” catalog was a wonderful source of these titles. My friends and I had a three page list (small font) of ideas that we came up with. My personal favorite was “The French Lieutenant’s Bitch”. We could do this all week. Have fun. ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Rieux](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/aeb1de/32.png) [@Dr.Rieux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Rieux)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2006, 6:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/any-good-original-porn-spoof-titles-ala-on-golden-blonde/386000/12 "2006-12-29T18:02:19Z")
**A Midsummer Night’s Cream** ---
**Author:** ![CC](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f1d935/32.png) [@CC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CC)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2006, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/any-good-original-porn-spoof-titles-ala-on-golden-blonde/386000/13 "2006-12-29T18:05:23Z")
Strictly speaking, this is not an answer to the OP, but one of the most wonderful spoofs of porn movies was It Happened In Hollywood. A Must See. ---
**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2006, 6:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/any-good-original-porn-spoof-titles-ala-on-golden-blonde/386000/14 "2006-12-29T18:11:58Z")
_Beverly Hills Copulator_ always cracked me up. ---
**Author:** ![picker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/picker/32/13969_2.png) [@picker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/picker)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2006, 6:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/any-good-original-porn-spoof-titles-ala-on-golden-blonde/386000/15 "2006-12-29T18:14:01Z")
Harry Pooter and the Sorceror’s Bone Genitals Prefer Blondes ---
**Author:** ![Jackknifed\_Juggernaut](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/9de053/32.png) [@Jackknifed\_Juggernaut](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackknifed_Juggernaut)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2006, 6:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/any-good-original-porn-spoof-titles-ala-on-golden-blonde/386000/16 "2006-12-29T18:23:53Z")
New release: The Pursuit of A Penis ---
**Author:** ![Sir\_Rhosis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d9b06d/32.png) [@Sir\_Rhosis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sir_Rhosis)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2006, 6:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/any-good-original-porn-spoof-titles-ala-on-golden-blonde/386000/17 "2006-12-29T18:40:07Z")
I’ve seen these titles on shelves, or seen them while in the military: _A Tale of Two Titties The Sperminator Position: Impossible Splendor In The Ass Field of Creams The Joy-Suck Club Anal Leap Anal Nation 2069: A Sex Odyssey Men In Black Women_ Sir Rhosis ---
**Author:** ![Doug\_Bowe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/df788c/32.png) [@Doug\_Bowe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doug_Bowe)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2006, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/any-good-original-porn-spoof-titles-ala-on-golden-blonde/386000/18 "2006-12-29T18:59:15Z")
Back when Harrison Ford was box office magic: **Indiana Joan in the Black Hole of Mammoo.** ---
**Author:** ![outlierrn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/outlierrn/32/3005_2.png) [@outlierrn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/outlierrn)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2006, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/any-good-original-porn-spoof-titles-ala-on-golden-blonde/386000/19 "2006-12-29T19:01:47Z")
Shindlers fist, or was that just something I read on the boards? ---
**Author:** ![KarlGauss](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/karlgauss/32/3713_2.png) [@KarlGauss](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KarlGauss)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2006, 7:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/any-good-original-porn-spoof-titles-ala-on-golden-blonde/386000/20 "2006-12-29T19:19:11Z")
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