# Any good, original porn spoof titles, ala On Golden Blonde? **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [December 29, 2006, 5:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/any-good-original-porn-spoof-titles-ala-on-golden-blonde/386000 "2006-12-29T17:05:58Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![jackelope](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/a6a055/32.png) [@jackelope](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jackelope)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2006, 7:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/any-good-original-porn-spoof-titles-ala-on-golden-blonde/386000/21 "2006-12-29T19:19:53Z")
When I worked at a video store about ten years ago, we carried _Snatch Adams_ and _The Slutty Professor_. My favorite, though, was a video whose cover featured an enormously obese woman, fully nude, being crawled over and variously penetrated by no fewer than five male midgets. The title: _Itty Bitty Bang Bang_. ---
**Author:** ![Beware\_of\_Doug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/278dde/32.png) [@Beware\_of\_Doug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beware_of_Doug)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2006, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/any-good-original-porn-spoof-titles-ala-on-golden-blonde/386000/22 "2006-12-29T19:27:14Z")
**You Can Mount On Me Glad 'E Ate 'Er American History XXX** ---
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2006, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/any-good-original-porn-spoof-titles-ala-on-golden-blonde/386000/23 "2006-12-29T19:27:46Z")
[QUOTE=Dr. Rieux] **A Midsummer Night’s Cream** [/QUOTE] There’s no need to alter the spelling for a “Shakespeare or Porno?” list: \*Two Gentlemen of Verona Measure for Measure As You like It\* and that one about the sorrows of premature ejaculation, _Loves Labour’s Lost_ ---
**Author:** ![Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diogenes_the_Cynic)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2006, 7:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/any-good-original-porn-spoof-titles-ala-on-golden-blonde/386000/24 "2006-12-29T19:31:14Z")
**Romancing the Bone** **Sex Trek: The Next Penetration** **The Hornymooners** ---
**Author:** ![saoirse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/5daacb/32.png) [@saoirse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/saoirse)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2006, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/any-good-original-porn-spoof-titles-ala-on-golden-blonde/386000/25 "2006-12-29T19:47:23Z")
[QUOTE=Slithy Tove] There’s no need to alter the spelling for a “Shakespeare or Porno?” list: \*Two Gentlemen of Verona Measure for Measure As You like It\* and that one about the sorrows of premature ejaculation, _Loves Labour’s Lost_ [/QUOTE] Then how are you going to know it’s a porno? Better to have _The Two Gentlemen of Vagina_ _Pleasure For Pleasure_ _Ass You Like It_ ---
**Author:** ![Burrido](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3be4f8/32.png) [@Burrido](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Burrido)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2006, 8:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/any-good-original-porn-spoof-titles-ala-on-golden-blonde/386000/26 "2006-12-29T20:23:46Z")
Remember the tight teens. Throw momma on the train. ---
**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2006, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/any-good-original-porn-spoof-titles-ala-on-golden-blonde/386000/27 "2006-12-29T20:32:30Z")
Muffy the Vampire Layer Bareback Mountin’ ---
**Author:** ![Anamorphic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/anamorphic/32/3057_2.png) [@Anamorphic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anamorphic)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2006, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/any-good-original-porn-spoof-titles-ala-on-golden-blonde/386000/28 "2006-12-29T20:37:59Z")
Big Trouble in Little Vagina ---
**Author:** ![ElvisL1ves](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/5daacb/32.png) [@ElvisL1ves](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ElvisL1ves)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2006, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/any-good-original-porn-spoof-titles-ala-on-golden-blonde/386000/29 "2006-12-29T20:43:22Z")
There’s Something Inside Mary Cherry Poppins Blazing Zippers ---
**Author:** ![simster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/simster/32/1047_2.png) [@simster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/simster)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2006, 2:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/any-good-original-porn-spoof-titles-ala-on-golden-blonde/386000/30 "2006-12-30T02:42:39Z")
Currently playing on cable: **Kinky Kong** ---
**Author:** ![RickJay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/bb73d2/32.png) [@RickJay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RickJay)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2006, 2:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/any-good-original-porn-spoof-titles-ala-on-golden-blonde/386000/31 "2006-12-30T02:52:38Z")
Let’s not forget other parts of the Star Whores saga: **Star Whores: The Empire Dykes Back Star Whores: The Bone Wars** And of course you’ve got **Pocahontass You’ve Got Male Gang Bangs of New York Bang the Nun Slowly The Sexorcist Lawrence Of My Labia Womb Raider Thirteen Lays Ed’s Wood** ---
**Author:** ![Raguleader](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/258eb7/32.png) [@Raguleader](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Raguleader)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2006, 3:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/any-good-original-porn-spoof-titles-ala-on-golden-blonde/386000/32 "2006-12-30T03:04:06Z")
Someone beat me to “Something Inside Mary”. ISTR that there was a joke about “Forest Humps”, which I’ve been told is a real movie. “The Bare Wench Project” After much thought, I honestly can’t think of any others that haven’t been mentioned, but I can try making up a few, poking fun at various recent movies: “Flagpoles Of Our Fathers” “James Bondage” (Hey, you come up with a better one) “Trousersnakes On a Plane” ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2006, 3:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/any-good-original-porn-spoof-titles-ala-on-golden-blonde/386000/33 "2006-12-30T03:08:44Z")
I came up with “The Bitches of Madison County” but never knew whether it was an actual title. ---
**Author:** ![outlierrn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/outlierrn/32/3005_2.png) [@outlierrn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/outlierrn)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2006, 3:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/any-good-original-porn-spoof-titles-ala-on-golden-blonde/386000/34 "2006-12-30T03:09:48Z")
an american whore loose in london the talented mr ripley twelth night pieces of april awesome powers the spy who shagged me ---
**Author:** ![Evil\_Captor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f17d59/32.png) [@Evil\_Captor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Evil_Captor)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2006, 3:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/any-good-original-porn-spoof-titles-ala-on-golden-blonde/386000/35 "2006-12-30T03:57:28Z")
Bare Wench Project is actually a softcore, R-rated spoof And if it’s not already a porn title, it should be: Babes in Boyland ---
**Author:** ![Don26](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/edb3f5/32.png) [@Don26](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don26)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2006, 4:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/any-good-original-porn-spoof-titles-ala-on-golden-blonde/386000/36 "2006-12-30T04:50:40Z")
The Anals of History ---
**Author:** ![I\_Love\_Me\_Vol.I](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/i_love_me_vol.i/32/521_2.png) [@I\_Love\_Me\_Vol.I](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/I_Love_Me_Vol.I)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2006, 5:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/any-good-original-porn-spoof-titles-ala-on-golden-blonde/386000/37 "2006-12-30T05:18:53Z")
Real porno title I noticed while working at a video store maybe 20 years ago? (whenever _Robin Hood_ came out) _Throbbin’ Hood_ ---
**Author:** ![if6was9](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e47c2d/32.png) [@if6was9](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/if6was9)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2006, 6:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/any-good-original-porn-spoof-titles-ala-on-golden-blonde/386000/38 "2006-12-30T06:31:27Z")
Purely creations in my head… 12 Horny Men Fistory of the World, Part 1 Fun with Dick and Jane and Mary and Susan and Jill… The Glad U Ate Quigley Down Under (works on it’s own…) I-fuck-ya-lips Now Better Off Head Bang Another Teen Movie Analize This (or That) Bend 'er in the Ass All the President’s Bitches ---
**Author:** ![dbygawdcapn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dbygawdcapn/32/3995_2.png) [@dbygawdcapn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dbygawdcapn)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2006, 4:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/any-good-original-porn-spoof-titles-ala-on-golden-blonde/386000/39 "2006-12-30T16:40:45Z")
**Apart Your Lips Now** ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2006, 6:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/any-good-original-porn-spoof-titles-ala-on-golden-blonde/386000/40 "2006-12-30T18:42:08Z")
I’ve one degree of separation from the two performers that were in Forrest Hump. The female goes to my college. A buddy of mine drinks with the two of them frequently. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/any-good-original-porn-spoof-titles-ala-on-golden-blonde/386000.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/any-good-original-porn-spoof-titles-ala-on-golden-blonde/386000.md?page=3)