# Any good, original porn spoof titles, ala On Golden Blonde? **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [December 29, 2006, 5:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/any-good-original-porn-spoof-titles-ala-on-golden-blonde/386000 "2006-12-29T17:05:58Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 6\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![panamajack](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/47e85d/32.png) [@panamajack](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panamajack)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2006, 8:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/any-good-original-porn-spoof-titles-ala-on-golden-blonde/386000/41 "2006-12-30T20:42:42Z")
Some titles from my bookshelf that might make good pornos: The Anal acts of Confucius How to Lie With Statistics Professors Faust [\*](http://dict.tu-chemnitz.de/dings.cgi?lang=en&service=deen&opterrors=0&optpro=0&query=faust&comment=) ---
**Author:** ![JRDelirious](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jrdelirious/32/9531_2.png) [@JRDelirious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JRDelirious)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2006, 9:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/any-good-original-porn-spoof-titles-ala-on-golden-blonde/386000/42 "2006-12-30T21:22:57Z")
All the following are actually produced porn titles. Evaluation of cleverness of title entirely unrelated to evaluation of content: I found the very obvious _Where the Boys Aren’t_ to still be a cute title in its blatant obviousness. _Intercourse with the Vampire_ was, I suppose, inevitable but I also thought it was a good play on words. OTOH _Dickmand and Throbin’_ was just juvenile, while _The Bonfire of the Panties_ missed gravely by not changing the phrase to “Bonfire IN HER Panties”. ---
**Author:** ![dwc1970](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a183cd/32.png) [@dwc1970](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dwc1970)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2006, 9:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/any-good-original-porn-spoof-titles-ala-on-golden-blonde/386000/43 "2006-12-30T21:41:19Z")
[ul] [li]Around the World in 80 Lays[/li][li]Cumming to America[/li][li]The Domimatrix[/li][li]The Three Spooges[/li][/ul] ---
**Author:** ![AskNott](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asknott/32/5790_2.png) [@AskNott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AskNott)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2006, 11:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/any-good-original-porn-spoof-titles-ala-on-golden-blonde/386000/44 "2006-12-30T23:50:00Z")
Gay’s Anatomy The E Ting In Her Majesty’s Secret Passage Meet The Assfockers Nearly Flaming Syrupy Anna How I Boinked Your Mother Two And A Half Men And Eight Girls Grouchy Old Whores All Night Long In The Lingerie Museum Fags Of Our Fathers Go Ugly Betty Early ---
**Author:** ![dwc1970](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a183cd/32.png) [@dwc1970](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dwc1970)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2006, 2:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/any-good-original-porn-spoof-titles-ala-on-golden-blonde/386000/45 "2006-12-31T02:34:23Z")
Just thought of some more: [ul] [li]The Cock Ring (The Ring)[/li][li]Indiana Bones and the Temple of Poon[/li][li]Inspect Her Gadget[/li][li]The Jizz Singer[/li][li]Penis from Heaven[/li][li]Puff the Magic Drag Queen[/li][/ul] ---
**Author:** ![spifflog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c5a1d2/32.png) [@spifflog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/spifflog)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2007, 7:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/any-good-original-porn-spoof-titles-ala-on-golden-blonde/386000/46 "2007-01-08T19:44:29Z")
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