# Any interest in an Atlanta Dopefest this summer?

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**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [June 22, 2006, 5:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/any-interest-in-an-atlanta-dopefest-this-summer/361744 "2006-06-22T17:42:09Z")\
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**Author:** ![OpalCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8edcca/32.png) [@OpalCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OpalCat)\
**Post date:** [August 20, 2006, 4:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/any-interest-in-an-atlanta-dopefest-this-summer/361744/101 "2006-08-20T16:56:27Z")

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Here is what I put in my journal about it:

\*As we were walking we heard breaking glass. At first we figured someone was breaking bottles in the parking lot or something (we couldn’t see because there was a big hedge or something), but then we heard “back up! back up!” from across the street. We looked and several bouncers from the strip club had their cell phones out and were waving to us to not continue down the sidewalk. My instinct was to stop, figuring that something bad was going down, but the others in the group wanted to keep going, and I felt even more unsafe standing there alone, so we walked.

Beyond the hedge was a house for sale. The front windows were smashed. Ok, someone is breaking into the house… let’s get past this FAST since clearly whoever it is is still in the house, right? So we keep walking, but then two of the group stop to take pictures. Now me, I’m thinking that is a good way to get shot. I keep going, along with one of the other girls. We see another window broken on the side of the house, this one with a towel laid across the bottom. We’re quite nervous and hoping the others will hurry up. Eventually they stopped their flash photography of the crime scene and caught up to us, and no one got shot. We joked around about being able to identify the guy’s towel.\*

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**Author:** ![Bear\_Nenno](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bear_nenno/32/3358_2.png) [@Bear\_Nenno](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bear_Nenno)\
**Post date:** [August 20, 2006, 5:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/any-interest-in-an-atlanta-dopefest-this-summer/361744/102 "2006-08-20T17:55:46Z")

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I had a great time too. I’m glad everyone made it home safe. Except for one unfortunate armadillo, my drive home was uneventful. And I made great time. I was through the front door by 1:03am. Did I miss anything at the other bar??

Hear are my pics:

[Me doing nothing.](http://img113.imageshack.us/img113/3199/s6000060sl5.jpg)  
[My wife wearing **Tripler** ’s fuzzy Commie hat.](http://img109.imageshack.us/img109/9884/s6000045jc8.jpg)  
[A shot across the table](http://img109.imageshack.us/img109/403/s6000056dk0.jpg)  
[Another group shot. Awwww. Look at the babies… in kilts!!](http://img420.imageshack.us/img420/3501/s6000055zp2.jpg)  
[The team of Crime Fighters–Keeping houses in the vicinity of strip clubs safe for children!!](http://img161.imageshack.us/img161/350/s6000053bo6.jpg)  
[My wife again.](http://img117.imageshack.us/img117/7546/s6000051ks4.jpg)

The next ones are of the mural on the restaurant’s wall.  
[Comfortable Cows!](http://img143.imageshack.us/img143/3439/s6000049jj8.jpg)  
[We’re Cows and We’re Fabulous!](http://img521.imageshack.us/img521/8118/s6000047hu2.jpg)

So who’s going to tell the break-in story? I was much more curious than concerned. I wanted to wait and watch the cops deliver a beat down!! I dont know why the people across the street were freaking out so bad. “Back up! Oh my God get back! Get away!” …Buncha pussies.  
I’ll wait to share the whole story until we get the pics posted.

On preview I see that **OpalCat** ’s already told the story. That all pretty much sums it up. I apologize for making anyone feel unsafe or nervous. Like I said, the only thing I was at the time was curious. And had some lunatic jumped out of the window waiving any sort of weapon near one of you, I would have put a dozen of [these](http://www.ammoman.com/images/357S-125FMJ-2.jpg) into him before the people across the street could say “Holy Crap!”  
But still, I’m sorry if anyone felt uneasy or frightened.

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**Author:** ![Nawth\_Chucka](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/c57346/32.png) [@Nawth\_Chucka](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nawth_Chucka)\
**Post date:** [August 20, 2006, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/any-interest-in-an-atlanta-dopefest-this-summer/361744/103 "2006-08-20T18:47:49Z")

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I’m having trouble w/ Imageshack, so I’ll post as I can get them loaded…it’s taking about ten minutes for each pic.[Archergal & Dear Robert](http://img486.imageshack.us/img486/1511/dopefest81906001cw3.jpg)

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**Author:** ![ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e9bcb4/32.png) [@ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies)\
**Post date:** [August 20, 2006, 6:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/any-interest-in-an-atlanta-dopefest-this-summer/361744/104 "2006-08-20T18:48:55Z")

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Well that sucks…I missed it ☹

We didn’t get home from our 10 week sabbatical until this past Weds. I love Cowtippers. ☹

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**Author:** ![GingerOfTheNorth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cdc98d/32.png) [@GingerOfTheNorth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GingerOfTheNorth)\
**Post date:** [August 20, 2006, 6:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/any-interest-in-an-atlanta-dopefest-this-summer/361744/105 "2006-08-20T18:58:37Z")

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[QUOTE=Tripler]  
Hey!

I just wanted to post and say “Thanks!” to everyone! Even though it was just dinner, I had a blast! I mean, where else besides a DopeFest can you see a real, live break-in _in progress_?!?

Good times indeed.

Tripler  
I finally made it home about 2:30AM.  
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At least, nobody died.

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**Author:** ![Nawth\_Chucka](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/c57346/32.png) [@Nawth\_Chucka](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nawth_Chucka)\
**Post date:** [August 20, 2006, 7:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/any-interest-in-an-atlanta-dopefest-this-summer/361744/106 "2006-08-20T19:06:02Z")

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[Again with the hat?! This is Belzarak.](http://img283.imageshack.us/img283/415/dopefest81906003pm9.jpg) This is his young lady and her yummy [dessert!](http://img430.imageshack.us/img430/3720/dopefest81906004fq1.jpg)

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**Author:** ![Bear\_Nenno](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bear_nenno/32/3358_2.png) [@Bear\_Nenno](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bear_Nenno)\
**Post date:** [August 20, 2006, 7:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/any-interest-in-an-atlanta-dopefest-this-summer/361744/107 "2006-08-20T19:06:40Z")

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[QUOTE=GingerOfTheNorth]  
At least, nobody died.  
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Except the armidillo. But you guys missed that.

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**Author:** ![Nawth\_Chucka](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/c57346/32.png) [@Nawth\_Chucka](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nawth_Chucka)\
**Post date:** [August 20, 2006, 7:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/any-interest-in-an-atlanta-dopefest-this-summer/361744/108 "2006-08-20T19:10:57Z")

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[QUOTE=GingerOfTheNorth]  
At least, nobody died.  
[/QUOTE]

_sputter sputter_ What??!

Besides which, you’re wrong; I was sadly unable to avoid running over a frog on the way home. ☹

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**Author:** ![Tripler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripler/32/21807_2.png) [@Tripler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tripler)\
**Post date:** [August 20, 2006, 7:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/any-interest-in-an-atlanta-dopefest-this-summer/361744/109 "2006-08-20T19:19:22Z")

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[QUOTE=GingerOfTheNorth]  
At least, nobody died.  
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Oh yeah, I mentioned at the table that I was going to call you at the dinner. . .

Oops. :smack:

But I’m sure we can all heartily recommend the Club “21”, of which on one of its signs, only the “2” was lit. Or, if you’re up for some Chinese cuisine, we can recommend ‘TEH PAGODA’. I know there’s pictures of each floatin’ around.

Tripler  
It was discount night at the strip club–half off. Get it?

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**Author:** ![Nawth\_Chucka](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/c57346/32.png) [@Nawth\_Chucka](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nawth_Chucka)\
**Post date:** [August 20, 2006, 7:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/any-interest-in-an-atlanta-dopefest-this-summer/361744/110 "2006-08-20T19:21:33Z")

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We heard [this](http://img402.imageshack.us/img402/5221/dopefest81906008rw0.jpg) place has teh best food.

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**Author:** ![Nawth\_Chucka](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/c57346/32.png) [@Nawth\_Chucka](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nawth_Chucka)\
**Post date:** [August 20, 2006, 7:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/any-interest-in-an-atlanta-dopefest-this-summer/361744/111 "2006-08-20T19:55:30Z")

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Here’s the house [that Og smashed!](http://img150.imageshack.us/img150/4817/dopefest81906006yr6.jpg)

I want to say that I’m sorry that Opalcat felt unsafe; I just didn’t. Those that break into houses (this one empty and up for sale) are looking to steal what they can get their hands on and are cowards. We were a safe distance away, I felt, and thought the picture-taking would embarass them if they even noticed it. Still, I have been truthfully called ‘foolhardy’ on several occasions.

Here’s a [nice fella](http://img291.imageshack.us/img291/6403/dopefest81906009qu8.jpg) who wouldn’t have let anything happen to us! (“Here we see the domesticated Tripler in his natural environement. What a fine specimen!”)

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**Author:** ![OpalCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8edcca/32.png) [@OpalCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OpalCat)\
**Post date:** [August 20, 2006, 8:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/any-interest-in-an-atlanta-dopefest-this-summer/361744/112 "2006-08-20T20:07:13Z")

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I’ve been chased through the desert by a drunken old guy, shortly after having a used condom offered to me by said guy… come home to someone waving a gun around in my driveway… I’ve just seen enough dangerous weirdos to not like sticking around when crimes are going down :X I didn’t think it was likely that anything would happen, I just don’t trust people enough to feel confident that something wouldn’t happen.

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**Author:** ![GingerOfTheNorth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cdc98d/32.png) [@GingerOfTheNorth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GingerOfTheNorth)\
**Post date:** [August 20, 2006, 8:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/any-interest-in-an-atlanta-dopefest-this-summer/361744/113 "2006-08-20T20:11:28Z")

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[QUOTE=Nawth Chucka]  
_sputter sputter_ What??!

Besides which, you’re wrong; I was sadly unable to avoid running over a frog on the way home. ☹  
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At a local dopefest about three years ago, we were sadly witnesses to one of the restaurant staff passing on. He had a heart attack. His name was Sherman.

Sorry to hear about the armadillo and frog, though.

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**Author:** ![OpalCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8edcca/32.png) [@OpalCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OpalCat)\
**Post date:** [August 20, 2006, 8:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/any-interest-in-an-atlanta-dopefest-this-summer/361744/114 "2006-08-20T20:22:51Z")

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(Those streaky lines in the photo are tracer fire from the gunman, btw)

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**Author:** ![Tripler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripler/32/21807_2.png) [@Tripler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tripler)\
**Post date:** [August 20, 2006, 8:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/any-interest-in-an-atlanta-dopefest-this-summer/361744/115 "2006-08-20T20:24:28Z")

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[QUOTE=Nawth Chucka]  
Here’s the house [that Og smashed!](http://img150.imageshack.us/img150/4817/dopefest81906006yr6.jpg)

I will personally vouch that it was haunted. I played the talking dog, **Bear Nenno** played Fred, Natalie (his wife) was Daphne, and I’m still trying to figure out which one of the other ladies was Velma and who was the Harlem Globetrotter.

Here’s a [nice fella](http://img291.imageshack.us/img291/6403/dopefest81906009qu8.jpg) who wouldn’t have let anything happen to us! (“Here we see the domesticated Tripler in his natural environement. What a fine specimen!”)  
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The picture isn’t blurry–I am.

Tripler  
That’s what I get for holding powerlines back for the ladies with my bare hands.

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**Author:** ![Tripler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripler/32/21807_2.png) [@Tripler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tripler)\
**Post date:** [August 20, 2006, 8:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/any-interest-in-an-atlanta-dopefest-this-summer/361744/116 "2006-08-20T20:25:38Z")

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Um, this part should not have been included in the quote:

I will personally vouch that it was haunted. I played the talking dog, Bear Nenno played Fred, Natalie (his wife) was Daphne, and I’m still trying to figure out which one of the other ladies was Velma and who was the Harlem Globetrotter.

Tripler  
Damn! Preview preview preview! :smack:

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**Author:** ![Nawth\_Chucka](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/c57346/32.png) [@Nawth\_Chucka](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nawth_Chucka)\
**Post date:** [August 20, 2006, 8:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/any-interest-in-an-atlanta-dopefest-this-summer/361744/117 "2006-08-20T20:56:45Z")

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[QUOTE=Tripler]  
Tripler  
That’s what I get for holding powerlines back for the ladies with my bare hands.  
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Not my fault your tail’s not prehensile.

“OpalCat - (Those streaky lines in the photo are tracer fire from the gunman, btw)” Best laugh I’ve had all day, thank you!

Seriously, it would be great to do this again, but nearer to Chucktown would be nice…

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**Author:** ![Nawth\_Chucka](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/c57346/32.png) [@Nawth\_Chucka](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nawth_Chucka)\
**Post date:** [August 20, 2006, 10:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/any-interest-in-an-atlanta-dopefest-this-summer/361744/118 "2006-08-20T22:41:16Z")

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As the thread appears to be gasping its last, I want to say thanks to everyone who made me and my non-Doper friend feel welcome when we hadn’t RSVP’ed. Heather had a nice time, better than she expected; thank you also to Rob for leading us safely out of town, sans villagers and torches.

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**Author:** ![Tripler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripler/32/21807_2.png) [@Tripler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tripler)\
**Post date:** [August 20, 2006, 11:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/any-interest-in-an-atlanta-dopefest-this-summer/361744/119 "2006-08-20T23:02:41Z")

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[QUOTE=Nawth Chucka]  
As the thread appears to be gasping its last, I want to say thanks to everyone who made me and my non-Doper friend feel welcome when we hadn’t RSVP’ed. Heather had a nice time, better than she expected; thank you also to Rob for leading us safely out of town, sans villagers and torches.  
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Well, I don’t think the locals in that part of town had torches, but the _definitely_ were flaming. . .

. . . and on a slight note, I don’t see anywhere in the [Hockey DopeFest thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=382386) where I said “Go forth and rent ice!” That’s not to say it ain’t a splendid idea though!

So, um, yeah . . . get on that!

Tripler  
Drunken zamboni rides for everyone! Yay!

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**Author:** ![ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e9bcb4/32.png) [@ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies)\
**Post date:** [August 20, 2006, 11:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/any-interest-in-an-atlanta-dopefest-this-summer/361744/120 "2006-08-20T23:03:12Z")

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The next time a southern region shindig is proposed, I nominate North Carolina’s Harrah’s Cherokee Casino as the meeting location. 😃

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