# Any ladies in Colorado? This man wants you to have his babies. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [February 11, 2004, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/any-ladies-in-colorado-this-man-wants-you-to-have-his-babies/228675 "2004-02-11T16:59:42Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![jjimm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba8739/32.png) [@jjimm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jjimm)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2004, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/any-ladies-in-colorado-this-man-wants-you-to-have-his-babies/228675/1 "2004-02-11T16:59:42Z")
[http://www.fypl.info/](http://www.fypl.info/) Any applicants? ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2004, 5:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/any-ladies-in-colorado-this-man-wants-you-to-have-his-babies/228675/2 "2004-02-11T17:06:02Z")
Aside from the merits of his proposal or lack thereof, why on God’s green Earth would you post [this](http://www.fypl.info/workmowing.html) as your first picture? ---
**Author:** ![yojimbo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yojimbo/32/232_2.png) [@yojimbo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/yojimbo)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2004, 5:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/any-ladies-in-colorado-this-man-wants-you-to-have-his-babies/228675/3 "2004-02-11T17:09:33Z")
Why in all that is holy did I click on the EROTICA section of the pictures? :smack: ---
**Author:** ![jjimm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba8739/32.png) [@jjimm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jjimm)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2004, 5:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/any-ladies-in-colorado-this-man-wants-you-to-have-his-babies/228675/4 "2004-02-11T17:15:52Z")
> [@lieu](#): > > Aside from the merits of his proposal or lack thereof, why on God’s green Earth would you post [this](http://www.fypl.info/workmowing.html) as your first picture? Perhaps because this]([url=http://www.fypl.info/fppcaboutmepic.jpg) is what he looks like without the mask? ---
**Author:** ![jjimm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba8739/32.png) [@jjimm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jjimm)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2004, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/any-ladies-in-colorado-this-man-wants-you-to-have-his-babies/228675/5 "2004-02-11T17:17:36Z")
Fixed link: [this](http://www.fypl.info/fppcaboutmepic.jpg). ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2004, 5:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/any-ladies-in-colorado-this-man-wants-you-to-have-his-babies/228675/6 "2004-02-11T17:43:43Z")
Is it just my imagination or has he had extra electrical outlets installed in his bedroom? ---
**Author:** ![IrreverentTone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/b487fb/32.png) [@IrreverentTone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/IrreverentTone)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2004, 5:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/any-ladies-in-colorado-this-man-wants-you-to-have-his-babies/228675/7 "2004-02-11T17:49:20Z")
Ewwww, it’s [Peter Pan’s](http://www.pixyland.org/peterpan/) exhibitionist brother! Note to self: do not click erotica links on already supremely icky websites. ---
**Author:** ![jjimm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba8739/32.png) [@jjimm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jjimm)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2004, 5:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/any-ladies-in-colorado-this-man-wants-you-to-have-his-babies/228675/8 "2004-02-11T17:53:35Z")
I’d rate him as Peter Pan meets Iggy Pop. ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2004, 6:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/any-ladies-in-colorado-this-man-wants-you-to-have-his-babies/228675/9 "2004-02-11T18:00:08Z")
I’m guessing his dessicated mother is on the other side of [this](http://www.fypl.info/regularpic3.html) sheet. What do you want to bet his Nova has vinyl seat covers? ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2004, 6:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/any-ladies-in-colorado-this-man-wants-you-to-have-his-babies/228675/10 "2004-02-11T18:26:14Z")
Dang, if only I weren’t _quite_ so far past my reproductive prime… :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![tanookie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/48db29/32.png) [@tanookie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tanookie)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2004, 6:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/any-ladies-in-colorado-this-man-wants-you-to-have-his-babies/228675/11 "2004-02-11T18:54:58Z")
He just wants to breed his own little cult. He also wants all his kids and grandkids to have at least two kids by a mate of his choosing. Eeek ---
**Author:** ![luluBahrain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e5b9ba/32.png) [@luluBahrain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/luluBahrain)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2004, 6:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/any-ladies-in-colorado-this-man-wants-you-to-have-his-babies/228675/12 "2004-02-11T18:55:45Z")
Did you see on the response form portion the part asking the women he handed the card to IN PERSON to fill them out a little differently? Now, tell me ladies, is it just me or wouldn’t you be supremely, extremely, overwhelmingly icked and ucked out if that man handed you a card outlining this proposal? ---
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2004, 7:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/any-ladies-in-colorado-this-man-wants-you-to-have-his-babies/228675/13 "2004-02-11T19:45:30Z")
I have to hand it to this guy. In a world so set by certain tunnel thinking, he proves he is not afraid to think outside the herd. If only he looked more like [this](http://www.bradpittfan.com/pics/covers/cv01_070.jpg) and had Bill Gates’ money. That photo of him makes him look like [this](http://www.fansoffieger.com/fieger.htm) guy’s seperated at birth slightly deranged brother. ---
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2004, 7:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/any-ladies-in-colorado-this-man-wants-you-to-have-his-babies/228675/14 "2004-02-11T19:48:28Z")
:eek: I missed The Basic Plan page. Eeek. Run, run, run… ---
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2004, 7:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/any-ladies-in-colorado-this-man-wants-you-to-have-his-babies/228675/15 "2004-02-11T19:52:10Z")
I just submitted this to Fark. Maybe after 10k submissions it will make it in. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![DeVena](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/dec6dc/32.png) [@DeVena](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DeVena)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2004, 8:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/any-ladies-in-colorado-this-man-wants-you-to-have-his-babies/228675/16 "2004-02-11T20:07:39Z")
> [@](#): > > I feel like a small, frightened mammal in the Mesozoic Era. I just bet you do, sparky. So. Who’s clicked on the Erotica link? Does he look like a small, frightened mammal or what? ---
**Author:** ![El\_Cid\_Viscoso](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/41988e/32.png) [@El\_Cid\_Viscoso](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Cid_Viscoso)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2004, 8:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/any-ladies-in-colorado-this-man-wants-you-to-have-his-babies/228675/17 "2004-02-11T20:51:24Z")
> [@](#): > > **The Basic Plan** > > When the children reach 18 years of age, I would like for each of them to have 2 children with a mate selected by me. And should our new friend end up with a daughter, I betcha he’s already got [someone](http://www.fypl.info/regularpic1.html) in mind. \ . ---
**Author:** ![Green\_Cymbeline](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/green_cymbeline/32/9244_2.png) [@Green\_Cymbeline](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Green_Cymbeline)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2004, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/any-ladies-in-colorado-this-man-wants-you-to-have-his-babies/228675/18 "2004-02-11T20:52:26Z")
Holy shit. That is one of the ugliest mofo’s I have seen in a long time. What a freak. I really don’t think we want this guy adding to the gene pool. What I also want to know is, how does this guy think he is going to pay for all these kids? He has a lawn care business, doesn’t seem like he makes too much money. How fricking weird. ---
**Author:** ![phall0106](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/phall0106/32/5934_2.png) [@phall0106](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/phall0106)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2004, 8:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/any-ladies-in-colorado-this-man-wants-you-to-have-his-babies/228675/19 "2004-02-11T20:56:05Z")
wow. he had me hooked at “playing parlor games” and the Scottish Dancing. How could any woman pass up a life time of parlor games and scottish dancing? ---
**Author:** ![slortar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6bbea6/32.png) [@slortar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/slortar)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2004, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/any-ladies-in-colorado-this-man-wants-you-to-have-his-babies/228675/20 "2004-02-11T21:20:29Z")
His face looks like they accelerated Tim Allen to a significant portion of the speed of light… [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/any-ladies-in-colorado-this-man-wants-you-to-have-his-babies/228675.md?page=2)