# Any ladies in Colorado? This man wants you to have his babies. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [February 11, 2004, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/any-ladies-in-colorado-this-man-wants-you-to-have-his-babies/228675 "2004-02-11T16:59:42Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 17\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Fish](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/bc8723/32.png) [@Fish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fish)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2004, 9:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/any-ladies-in-colorado-this-man-wants-you-to-have-his-babies/228675/41 "2004-02-12T09:28:51Z")
Give him credit for not using the words “to [slaughter and cannibalize](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=237396).” ---
**Author:** ![TeaElle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/8491ac/32.png) [@TeaElle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TeaElle)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2004, 3:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/any-ladies-in-colorado-this-man-wants-you-to-have-his-babies/228675/42 "2004-02-12T15:42:43Z")
After seeing this site I started making this… noise. The noise got worse when my curiosity got the better of me and I started looking at pictures and then clinked that fateful “erotica” link. I’m still making the noise. It’s something between a low mewling cry and the hum of a 100 hp engine. Please help, will to live ebbing. All is growing dim. ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2004, 4:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/any-ladies-in-colorado-this-man-wants-you-to-have-his-babies/228675/43 "2004-02-12T16:23:47Z")
The lampshade in that one picture… is that made from skin? ---
**Author:** ![Greywolf73](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/d9b06d/32.png) [@Greywolf73](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Greywolf73)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2004, 5:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/any-ladies-in-colorado-this-man-wants-you-to-have-his-babies/228675/44 "2004-02-12T17:00:15Z")
Well, he certainly has a well thought out plan if nothing else. His “basic plan” even applies to his future children and _grand_children: "When the children reach 18 years of age, I would like for each of them to have 2 children with a _mate selected by me_. This would be _extra childbearing_, in addition to children they might have when they married or under other circumstances. Doing this would be voluntary. If an individual did not want to participate in this extra childbearing, that would be fine. " Yes, I am sure that would be fine, if by “fine” you mean locked in the basement until you follow “Father’s” orders. And does anyone else think that he might just mean himself when he says “mate selected by me”? I’m not even going near that erotica link… Glarrggh… ---
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2004, 5:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/any-ladies-in-colorado-this-man-wants-you-to-have-his-babies/228675/45 "2004-02-12T17:19:25Z")
I think this guy is going down in the SDMB Hall of Fame for Life. He’s replaced JaxAshby. ---
**Author:** ![Jenaroph](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e8c25b/32.png) [@Jenaroph](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jenaroph)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2004, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/any-ladies-in-colorado-this-man-wants-you-to-have-his-babies/228675/46 "2004-02-12T18:05:31Z")
Anyone else sent this to Weird Earl’s yet? Anyone else suspect that, in a couple of years, we’ll see his picture in the paper along with quotes from his neighbors, “He was such a quiet guy…never bothered nobody…you just never know”? ---
**Author:** ![Merkwurdigliebe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/74df32/32.png) [@Merkwurdigliebe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Merkwurdigliebe)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2004, 6:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/any-ladies-in-colorado-this-man-wants-you-to-have-his-babies/228675/47 "2004-02-12T18:51:20Z")
Hehe did this just come up? I want progress reports on how this is going. You know he is going to find 5 women to help him. I am sure of it. Look the Canibal guy had several dudes who were willing to get killed. I imagine he’ll find his mates. I just hope he keeps us updated. Imagine taking HIM home to meet your parents! ---
**Author:** ![Feit\_C\_Taj](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ee59a6/32.png) [@Feit\_C\_Taj](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Feit_C_Taj)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2004, 8:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/any-ladies-in-colorado-this-man-wants-you-to-have-his-babies/228675/48 "2004-02-12T20:45:59Z")
**MsRobyn** just showed this thread to me. Pardon me while I run off to get some Clorox for my retinas. I’ll pit her later when my eyesight/sanity returns. [**MsRobyn** sitting next to me]Yeah, that’ll be never [/QUOTE] It’s all a relative thing. HAND. ---
**Author:** ![luluBahrain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e5b9ba/32.png) [@luluBahrain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/luluBahrain)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2004, 8:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/any-ladies-in-colorado-this-man-wants-you-to-have-his-babies/228675/49 "2004-02-12T20:50:03Z")
The part that sounds weird to me is where he is saying that he would just love to withdraw from the world ( I think it was near the frightened animal part ) but one of the main things drawing him back into society is his “strong sex drive” but then he goes on to state that he’s not very experienced. Anyways, all i have left to say is BLARGH!!! And yes he does have crazy eyes. ---
**Author:** ![Feit\_C\_Taj](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ee59a6/32.png) [@Feit\_C\_Taj](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Feit_C_Taj)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2004, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/any-ladies-in-colorado-this-man-wants-you-to-have-his-babies/228675/50 "2004-02-12T20:52:02Z")
> [@Shirley Ujest](#): > > I have to hand it to this guy. In a world so set by certain tunnel thinking, he proves he is not afraid to think outside the herd. Funny you should mention “herd”. Maybe he should try a more effective pickup line for the situation. Baa. ---
**Author:** ![Tripler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripler/32/21807_2.png) [@Tripler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tripler)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2004, 2:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/any-ladies-in-colorado-this-man-wants-you-to-have-his-babies/228675/51 "2004-02-13T02:19:50Z")
Oh shit, this just cracks me up: > [@](#): > > Some of my strengths are - > > [ul] > [li]Have never had a cavity,[/li][li]Am in good condition, and[/li][li]Am healthy.[/li][/ul] This slays me. I don’t know why. It just does. Tripler I’m still laughing–crying really. . . ---
**Author:** ![Macrophage](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/87869e/32.png) [@Macrophage](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Macrophage)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2004, 3:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/any-ladies-in-colorado-this-man-wants-you-to-have-his-babies/228675/52 "2004-02-13T03:35:46Z")
I am simply at a loss for words. I’m sure he can’t handle all the replies he’s had. ---
**Author:** ![Jenaroph](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e8c25b/32.png) [@Jenaroph](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jenaroph)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2004, 6:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/any-ladies-in-colorado-this-man-wants-you-to-have-his-babies/228675/53 "2004-02-13T06:06:33Z")
> [@Shirley Ujest](#): > > I think this guy is going down in the SDMB Hall of Fame for Life. He’s replaced JaxAshby. Sure, I think we ought to make him an honorary Doper. Then we could submit some of his Erotica photos for publication in Opal’s calendar. ---
**Author:** ![Iteki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/eada6e/32.png) [@Iteki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Iteki)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2004, 4:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/any-ladies-in-colorado-this-man-wants-you-to-have-his-babies/228675/54 "2004-02-13T16:08:26Z")
That place reads like a Michale Jackson interview, really! ---
**Author:** ![MsRobyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/90ced4/32.png) [@MsRobyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MsRobyn)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2004, 5:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/any-ladies-in-colorado-this-man-wants-you-to-have-his-babies/228675/55 "2004-02-13T17:51:03Z")
> [@Jenaroph](#): > > Sure, I think we ought to make him an honorary Doper. > > Then we could submit some of his Erotica photos for publication in Opal’s calendar. Admins, please suspend this person for even thinking about this. [sub]Just kidding[/sub] Robin ---
**Author:** ![j\_sum1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/8baadc/32.png) [@j\_sum1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/j_sum1)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2004, 5:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/any-ladies-in-colorado-this-man-wants-you-to-have-his-babies/228675/56 "2004-02-15T05:06:32Z")
:Shudder: I think his parents were cousins. ---
**Author:** ![FilmGeek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/b19c9b/32.png) [@FilmGeek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FilmGeek)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2004, 8:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/any-ladies-in-colorado-this-man-wants-you-to-have-his-babies/228675/57 "2004-02-16T20:54:58Z")
I feel kind of sorry for this guy. > [@](#): > > That my anxieties and phobias prevent me from conforming in some fundamental ways doesn’t mean that I won’t make compromises. I will of course make those everyday compromises that everyone makes that make life go more harmoniously. **But, I’m incapable of completely fitting in.** > > This is not to say that I never tried to fit in. For very many years, before I really understood the situation, I put great effort into trying to fit in. At the same time, I unconsciously tried to be true to my nature. In short, it didn’t work. (bolding mine) He’s _tried to fit in to society but can’t_, so he’s going to make his own society of his children and grandchildren. Does he not realize that no one ‘fits in’ to society and completely reveals their true self? Does he not realize that his kids aren’t going to be just like him? Does he realize that nearsighted + farsighted doesn’t = normal vision? Sure he’s kind of weird looking and has some quirks. Everyone is loved by someone, right? The only thing I know for sure is that he makes me feel normal. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/any-ladies-in-colorado-this-man-wants-you-to-have-his-babies/228675.md?page=2)